Could the universe collapse TODAY? Physicists claim that risk is ‘more likely than ever’…

Daily Mail (UK) ^ | 10:58 EST, 14 December 2013 | Ellie Zolfagharifard

[faithhopecharity]

the Universe Collapse Tax is already in effect, it was snuck in as one of the 69,000 new taxes in the Obamacare law.

ps: the Universe Collapse Tax does not fund the politicians so they can stop the collapse of the universe. That is a misunderstanding. The UCT funds the politicians so they can collapse the universe (a bit faster than they already are). That is why it is called the Universe Collapse Tax.

[Hot Tabasco]

is eating away at the rest of the universe

That would be Langoliers......

[Steve Van Doorn]

This guy is a little late it is called the Great Attractor we are moving toward it at 14 million miles per hour.

[PIF]

For those so inclined to learn more about what the Great Attractor might be, read Stephen Baxter's Xeelee series - warning: hard science and real mind blowing physics (Xeelee: An Omnibus: Raft, Timelike Infinity, Flux, Ring). Ring deals specifically with the Great Attractor.

[headsonpikes]

“If you like your Universe you can keep your Universe.” - Barry 0bama.

[I want the USA back]

Ohhhhhhh! But it’s only a hologram! How can a hologram collapse?

But this universe is just part of the multiverse. If this universe isn’t any good we’ll just go to another universe, using a wormhole, of course.

But the universe pops in and out of existence, randomly, out of nothing. So don’t worry. Just wait for the next jump into nothingness and it will be all right!

All bull$h!t. They don’t have a clue! They can’t even explain the origin of the universe. They can’t explain red shift. They can’t explain gravity.

[Olog-hai]

Must be Galactus’ fault.

[BRL]

Time to raise taxes because minorities and the poor will suffer most

[Popman]

Could the universe collapse TODAY?

Cool...I can put off cutting the yard and cleaning the pool today...

Yeah...I live in Florida...

[rfreedom4u]

If it does there is nothing anyone on Earth can do about it. I always figured “don’t worry about stuff that is beyond your control.”

[trebb]

Are these some of the same scientists that have declared global warming to be settled science? What came first, the weatherman the global warming scientist or the universe-on-verge-of-collapse scientist? What do they all have in common?

All habitually wrong but remain employed.

[tbw2]

This is simply proof that the apocalyptic fervor is a universal strain in our species, not limited to those of a particular religion or the religious.

Same is true with the “global warming will kill us all” hysteria many AGW proponents fall prey to.

[ExCTCitizen]

Universe Collapsing...Obama blames Bush, Tea Party and NRA.

[Arlis]

There is going to be a new heavens and new earth - how that happens and when is in His hands, it does not concern me.

I was just saying that if it did collapse, so what? I wasn’t supporting the view....

[SamAdams76]

If this was to happen in our lifetime, it would happen so fast we won't even have time to realize it. It's about the most painless and stress-free way to exit our mortal coils.

So if the earth gets sucked up I'm saying it will all be over with in less than an eyeblink. I'm talking a fraction of a billionth of a second and it's all over.

So one instant I am typing a reply here on Free Republic, the next instant, I am g

[outofsalt]

The Mother ship will carry us to safety if we just drink the cool aid.

[SunkenCiv]

Forget Big Bang-’Rainbow Gravity’ theory-universe has NO beginning & stretches out infinitely
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3101925/posts

Why Our Universe is Not a Hologram
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3101551/posts

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Olog-hai.

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[Blue Collar Christian]

I’m sure this is a problem that simply outlawing capitalism and liberty then having the government run everything would fix. Of course, making academic professionals kings would be all too necessary.

[Unruly Human]

I guess I won’t bother taking my suit to the dry cleaners....