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Know what I want for Christmas?
youtube ^ | 12/16/2013 | racebannon

Posted on 12/16/2013 5:11:50 AM PST by RaceBannon

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Reference
KEYWORDS: christmas; hippopotamus; songs
only a Hippopotamus will do
1 posted on 12/16/2013 5:11:50 AM PST by RaceBannon
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To: RaceBannon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oOzszFIBcE


2 posted on 12/16/2013 5:12:08 AM PST by RaceBannon (Lk 16:31 And he said unto him If they hear not Moses and the prophets neither will theybe persuaded)
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To: RaceBannon

I want an Obama-free White Hut!

And for partridges in a pear tree I want to see Hairy, Pelosi, both Clintons, Valerie, Jesse, Sharpton, Gore, Axlerod, and a host of other ‘Progressives’ dangling.


3 posted on 12/16/2013 5:18:01 AM PST by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: RaceBannon

From your handle I was thinking...

Hadji?


4 posted on 12/16/2013 5:19:52 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.)
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To: RaceBannon

Hilarious.


5 posted on 12/16/2013 5:31:44 AM PST by firebrand
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To: IbJensen

I want a revolution for Christmas, but I know I won’t get it.


6 posted on 12/16/2013 5:34:01 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
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To: RaceBannon

‘Christmas’ heard on NBC


7 posted on 12/16/2013 5:37:21 AM PST by Recompennation (Constitutional protection for all not just selectively for Democrats.)
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To: RaceBannon

HIPPOPOTAMUS SONG
Flanders & Swann

A bold hippopotamus was standing one day
On the banks of the cool Shalimar
He gazed at the bottom as it peacefully lay
By the light of the evening star
Away on a hilltop sat combing her hair
His fair hippopotamine maid
The hippo-pot-amus was no ignoramus
And sang her this sweet serenade

(Chorus – four lines)
Mud, mud, glorious mud
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood
So follow me, follow / down to the hollow
And there let us wallow in glorious mud

&c...


8 posted on 12/16/2013 5:38:26 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Anton.Rutter

Me too.

And, I was ready to contribute to some unknown hero’s defense fund.


9 posted on 12/16/2013 5:40:54 AM PST by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: RaceBannon

I want milk and cookies

But all I’m gonna get is switches and a lump of coal


10 posted on 12/16/2013 5:43:34 AM PST by HangnJudge
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To: RaceBannon

I wanna MP5-A5 . .
and ammo


11 posted on 12/16/2013 5:52:43 AM PST by ▀udda▀udd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
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To: RaceBannon

I’d rather have a hippopotamus than an Operation game. I got one of those Operation games for Christmas when I was a kid. I could never get the stuff out without touching the sides and hearing that “Bzzzzzzz!”. How I grew to hate that sound, “Bzzzzzzz!” The other children laughed at me and my clumsiness. They laughed until we played the new game I made......Operation: The 220 Volt Edition. Then, I laughed.
“Jimmy, your hair seems to be on fire. Try taking out that funny bone again.”
“C....C....Can’t we just play Monopoly?”


12 posted on 12/16/2013 5:58:08 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: RaceBannon

I want a purple-lipped, bat-eared, wart-faced Kenyan in leg irons and an orange jumpsuit.

Oh, and a lion cub.


13 posted on 12/16/2013 6:20:34 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: RaceBannon

I want an elephant gun.

I don’t mean a gun that SHOOTS elephants.
I mean a gun that shoots ELEPHANTS.
One where you pull the trigger and a flaming pachyderm comes flying out.

Thats what I want.


14 posted on 12/16/2013 6:33:48 AM PST by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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To: Anton.Rutter
I want a revolution for Christmas, but I know I won’t get it.

You'll shoot your eye out.

15 posted on 12/16/2013 6:45:18 AM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: RaceBannon

OK, second wish. I want to be a weretiger that eats liberals.


16 posted on 12/16/2013 6:48:19 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
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To: ├čudda├čudd

I wanna MP5-A5 . .
and ammo


Yeah, this thread could turn into gun porn in a hurry.


17 posted on 12/16/2013 7:03:20 AM PST by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: envisio

I keep looking for the like button....


18 posted on 12/16/2013 7:37:50 AM PST by RaceBannon (Lk 16:31 And he said unto him If they hear not Moses and the prophets neither will theybe persuaded)
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To: ├čudda├čudd

19 posted on 12/16/2013 7:39:42 AM PST by RaceBannon (Lk 16:31 And he said unto him If they hear not Moses and the prophets neither will theybe persuaded)
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To: RaceBannon
Let's see...I've got meatballs...I need linguini...parmesan...oregano...hmm
20 posted on 12/16/2013 7:46:32 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
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