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Posted on 12/16/2013 10:52:52 AM PST by Theoria
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The “why” of that is conjecture, and I don’t know.
Could be they were to be sacrificial, or the genetic diversity was such that 7 instead of 2 were required.
I find it highly interesting that “researchers” will discount the bible (which has many verified copies, and has been verified on thousands of historical points), but will take a SINGLE source they find that does not agree with the bible as “correcting” the bible.
THE Ark was built of wood. Period.
The reed ark mentioned could be another similar (not the same), for a localized (sumerian) flood.
I will stick with the detailed instructions described in the Book that God gave to us.
I was thinking the same thing!
meat eating was allowed AFTER the garden, WAY before the flood.
Explain 9:2-3 then. Especially the word “now”.
Great kilts aren't worn very often these days, but can find men wearing them at Renaissance festivals.
Hey honey....going fishing....I'll be back at dusk.
Quick Zeba.......in that room.
What the hell are all these friggin' animals, Noah. I thought it was just you and me.
It is baby, it is. We just need these for food. I want to get as far away from the hag as I can.
And that's why we never heard from Noah again.
He changed his name and headed for the Bahamas where he and Zeba lived happily ever after.
Pulling rivets, petrified wood and animal hair from core samples (not to mention the anchor stones) pretty much sealed the deal for me.
God and his only Son, Jesus Christ are real. His word is true and there is no denying it.
What were they making their rivets out of?
Here’s an interesting (old) news article from the UK Daily Mail reporting about a dutch man who built a half size model of the Ark. You can see from the photos and videos that the Ark as described in the Bible is very different than the cartoon depiction of it in children’s story books.
Should just read Ron.
All I’ll say is that Darwinism requires a lot of faith.
Not discounting the flood, but plate tectonics gives a perfect answer that makes more sense than a once-time, relatively short duration flood event.
A lot of guys opt for Utilikilts at Renaissance festivals these days.
Noah: How you gonna do it?
God: I’m gonna make it rain for a thousand days and drown ‘em right out.
Noah: Right! Listen to this, you’ll save water; let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights and wait for the sewers back up.
I think he’s built a full size model since then.
The “flood” also involved massive upheaval and remaking of the earth’s surface.
Walter Brown had an interesting theory/model for the origin of the Flood.
All those gun ports explain what happened to the dino, unicorn, griffin, etc. ark
There’s fella by the name of Noah
Built an ark
Everybody knows he built an ark.
What Noah do? Well he built an ark
But very few people know about
The conversation that went on between the Lord and Noah
You see Noah was in his rec. room
Sewing away, he was making a few things for the home there.
He was a good carpenter
Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa, whoompa
Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa
Who is that?
It’s the Lord, Noah
Where are ja?
What you want? I’ve been good.
I want you to build an Ark
Whats an Ark?
Get some wood build it
300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits
Whats a cubit?
Lets see a cubit...I used to know what a cubit was
Well don’t worry about that Noah
When you get that done
Go out into the world and
Collect all of the animals in the world by twos
Male and female, and put them into the ark
Who is this really?
What’s going on?
How come you want me to do all these weird things?
I’m going to destory the world
Am I on Candid Camera?
How you gonna do it?
I’m gonna make it rain for a thousand days and drown ‘em right out
Listen to this, you’ll save water
Let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights
And wait for the sewers back up
I just wondering,
What would be the effect of an Ark on the average neighbour?
Now, here’s a guy going to work, 7 o’clock in the morning
Noahs next door neighbour and he sees the Ark.
You up there!
What you want?
What is this?
It’s an Ark
You wanna get it outta my driveway?
I gotta get to work
Listen, what this thing for anyway?
I can’t tell you
Well, I mean can’t you give me a little hint?
You wanna a hint?
How long can you tread water?
‘Course Noah had a heck of a job really
He had to go out and collect
All the animals in the world, by two’s
Two mosquitoes, male or female
And, uh, he had to keep telling the rabbits
Only two, only two, only two.
So we find Noah pulling up the last two animals
Two hippos and he’s really in a hurry to get em up
Because hes afraid that the Lords gonna call him
And ask him to do something else
And his nevers are shot
This is one heck of a job for a man 600 years old
So we find him pulling up the two last hippos
And of course the Lord does call him there
Com’on fat hippos hurry up
Com’on will you please?
What? What you want?
Gotta take one of those hippos out
And bring in another one
‘Cause you got two males down there
And you need to bring in a female
I’m not bringin’ nothin’ in
You change one of em’
Com’on you know I don’t work like that.
Well I’m sick and tired of this I’ve had enough of this stuff
I’ve been working all day
Working on it for days and days
I’m sick and tired of this
How long can you tread water?
Yeah, well I got news for you
I’m sick and tired of this whole mess
The whole neigbourhood’s out there laughing at me
They’re all having a grand time
At good old old Noah there
I went out there at my best friend Larry
I’ve been talking to the Lord, Larry
Lord, Larry, Larry, Lord
You walked off laughing
And I hear ‘em all laughing at me
You know I’m the only guy in this neighbourhood with an Ark?
People around here laughing
Picket signs walking up and down
I’m sick and tired of this stuff here
People walking around here
How you doing Tarzan?
How’s everything up there?.
Sick and tired of this mess here
You supposed to know all and see all
You let me go out there
And bring in a pregnant elephant
You give me no manual for delivery or nuthin’
Never told me the thing was pregnant
There’s good old Naoh waitin’ underneath the elephant there
Right on top
Sick and tired of this mess here
Had enough all this stuff
For you runnin’ around
You supposed to know all and see all
Like I said before
You let me go out there and do all this stuff here
You never even looked in the bottom of that Ark
Have you looked down there?
Who’s gonna clean up that mess down there?
I tell you I’ve had enough of this stuff
I tell you what I’m gonna do
I’m letting all these animals out
And I’m gonna burn down this Ark
And I’m going to Florida somewhere
‘Cause you haven’t done nothin’
I’m sick and tired of all this mess
You foolin’ around
And you haven’t done nothing!
And you got it rainin’
It’s not a shower is it?
Ok Lord me and you right
‘Cause I knew it all the time
Whatever happened to that movie Noah with Russell Crowe? I saw this trailer for it a few months ago and it disappeared. Did the fascists ban it?
The presence of seashells on the tops of mountains has nothing to do with Darwin. That’s geology and plate tectonics.
"Lifted by the collision of the Indian tectonic plate with the Eurasian Plate, the Himalayan range runs, west-northwest to east-southeast.."
The Alps were also the result of a collision of plates.
Not due for release until Spring.
“There are none so blind as those who refuse to see.”
Plate tectonics is the answer you are looking for. The sea life on mountain tops is quite a bit older than any human species, so even if a flood sent them up there to die when the water receded no human would have been around to witness this to build. And the fossils found had forming there for much longer than 40 days and nights.
How could 100 different cultures scattered throughout the world have the same story if the only people that survived were from just one of those cultures?
Thanks for the link.
The flood story was an earlier story of Gilgamesh by the Sumerians.
The diaspora during the building of the Tower of Babel occurred after the flood. So, Noah survived the flood, the story was passed to his descendants. Noah's descendants tried to build a tower to reach to Heaven.
God confused their tongues. The people spread out with different languages and started different cultures.....all descending from Noah; all with knowledge of the flood.
Well, that clears that right up then.
I am guessing wood, hammered into holes along with wool or human hair to help seal it up.
? Adam and Eve ate meat, and Cain and Able’s difficulties had to do with that very point.
Read Genesis 9-11.
The Reader's Digest Version:
Eight people survive the Flood and land on Mt. Ararat. Noah, Mrs. Noah, Noah's 3 sons (Japeth, Shem, Ham), and their 3 wives. They have children, and they spread across the earth.
Over time, the stories they heard from their grandfathers, and great grandfathers get a bit corrupted/twisted along the way. Thus you have the same story, but with slight variations or embellishments.
God kept the original facts by using one family, the Hebrews, to be the keepers of His Oracles (God's Word) until the time of Christ. So, even though the Hebrews and non-Hebrews came from the same family (all from the ark that landed at Mt. Ararat), only the Biblical version was left intact because God protected it -- so mankind would always have a record of His message and love.
So, not really rivets, but pegs?
If the Government was to build an Ark it would be 6 months late getting it done and it would leak like a sieve and all the animals would be gay!
There’s a difference between “humans ate meat” and “God gave permission for humans to eat meat”.
Can you provide scripture saying that A & E ate meat?
I can’t recall that.
Isn’t the way they usually built things back then?
This is to be taken literally?
pegs make more sense because they swell when wet.
But, I guess, if you insist, no direct permission was granted.
I don’t care what he found.....prove it was noah’s...can’t be done....can’t even prove there was a noah
Just doing some reading on the topic myself - Abel was accounted as righteous, therefore he obeyed God, and the command to that point was “herbs only”.
Now, that’s not to say that the sinful of the time didn’t eat meat.
You sound like me my first 40 years. I'd like to encourage you to avoid the bumping your head off various walls - like a pinball - and to take the Bible literally ... but I know if I was hearing this claim years ago - I wouldn't take the advice. I hope you catch on quicker than I did.