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Two ‘Purebred Unicorns’ Listed For Sale On Craigslist In NH
CBS Boston (WBZ) ^ | December 12, 2013 | WBZ (un-named)

Posted on 12/16/2013 9:20:17 PM PST by NoCmpromiz

A Craigslist ad out of Goffstown, New Hampshire is getting a lot of laughs on the internet and probably the attention of 5-year-old girls everywhere.

Someone posted the ad a couple of weeks ago offering up two unicorns for sale. The asking price is $1.86 million.

(Excerpt) Read more at boston.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: globalwarming; unicorns
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Article also links to the Craiglist ad.

I wonder if they also offer moonbats for sale...

1 posted on 12/16/2013 9:20:17 PM PST by NoCmpromiz
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To: NoCmpromiz

There were green alligators and long neck geese.....


2 posted on 12/16/2013 9:22:48 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

5 year old girls and Democrats of all ages.


3 posted on 12/16/2013 9:33:39 PM PST by paint_your_wagon
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To: NoCmpromiz

I’d give you a few bucks for Dominick the Donkey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQrdxtWgHbE


4 posted on 12/16/2013 9:35:06 PM PST by bramps (Mark Levin: Would Christie, McConnell, and Boehner repeal obamacare? Not a chance!)
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To: paint_your_wagon; BenLurkin
and Democrats of all ages.

Yep..

Not necessarily surprised that this is in NH because it's been swirling the liberat drain for a while now, but it would seem more fitting from CA, the land of fruits and nuts. ;-)

Wonder if he gets any takers. ;-)

5 posted on 12/16/2013 9:38:43 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

I wonder if they also offer moonbats for sale...

Moonbats are free, just feed crazy people gubermint cheese...


6 posted on 12/16/2013 9:43:41 PM PST by GraceG
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To: NoCmpromiz

Who’s gonna pony up that kind of cash?


7 posted on 12/16/2013 9:44:35 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Quotes from another forum:

“I’ve had dibs for years now on Unicorn steaks...”

“Oh, then - during countdown - we might see reindeer dancing with unicorns in the flame duct.”


8 posted on 12/16/2013 9:47:01 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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see reindeer dancing with unicorns in the flame duct.

But if they stay there till launch your only choice will be "well"..

cindered...

9 posted on 12/16/2013 9:51:51 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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10 posted on 12/16/2013 9:58:38 PM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

“Buyer beware.”


11 posted on 12/16/2013 9:58:52 PM PST by Born to Conserve
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They’re probably quadricorns.


12 posted on 12/16/2013 10:02:09 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: NoCmpromiz
Is the seller's name, Obama?
13 posted on 12/16/2013 10:04:52 PM PST by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: Uncle Chip

Shetlands with an icicle duct-taped to their head...


14 posted on 12/16/2013 10:13:03 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: liberalh8ter

Well, NH did buy the Obamakoolade...


15 posted on 12/16/2013 10:14:04 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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16 posted on 12/16/2013 10:14:12 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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Do you have to met the seller in that abandoned industrial park at 2am with cash money American? Sounds legit to me.


17 posted on 12/16/2013 10:15:33 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Did the ancients know they were ancients? Or did they see themselves as presents?)
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and elect them to the Senate. er, wait a minute. Those are Rinos..


18 posted on 12/16/2013 10:16:09 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Do you have to met the seller in that abandoned industrial park...

Doesn't say but their email is "z7zrn-4218208723@sale.craigslist.org" if anyone wants further info.. ;-)

19 posted on 12/16/2013 10:19:30 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
and elect them to the Senate. er, wait a minute. Those are Rinos..

LOL - Thanks for that.

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20 posted on 12/16/2013 10:28:13 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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