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Today's Toons 12/17/13
The Right Reasons | 12/17/13 | pookie18

Posted on 12/17/2013 4:38:01 AM PST by pookie18

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1 posted on 12/17/2013 4:38:01 AM PST by pookie18
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To: ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); ican'tbelieveit; Hillary's Lovely Legs; wingnuts'nbolts; Spyder; ...
SUPERSIZED


(Thank you, Dan Lacey [faithmouse.com])


(Thank you, arbooz)


2 posted on 12/17/2013 4:38:14 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: pookie18

linkee no workee


3 posted on 12/17/2013 4:42:14 AM PST by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: pookie18

?


4 posted on 12/17/2013 4:44:45 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi :-)
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To: fredhead
No idea what I did or didn't do, but will post link in next comment...thanks.


5 posted on 12/17/2013 4:47:20 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); ican'tbelieveit; Hillary's Lovely Legs; wingnuts'nbolts; Spyder; ...

http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?/topic/53918-todays-toons-121713/


6 posted on 12/17/2013 4:48:26 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: skinkinthegrass
See comment #6...


7 posted on 12/17/2013 4:50:11 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: pookie18

thanks


8 posted on 12/17/2013 4:56:53 AM PST by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: fredhead
You're welcome, fredhead!


9 posted on 12/17/2013 5:02:11 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: pookie18

bttt


10 posted on 12/17/2013 5:07:28 AM PST by Gritty (Obama is the ultimate reality show, and real reality can’t compete – Mark Steyn)
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To: Gritty
Bump thanks, Gritty!


11 posted on 12/17/2013 5:19:01 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: pookie18

Keeping smiles alive;)

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer ?100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, ?200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker—Billy Connolly. “If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Children Are Quick
____________________________________

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right... ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mum is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
__________________________________

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.


12 posted on 12/17/2013 5:28:39 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
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To: pookie18

The link is not working


13 posted on 12/17/2013 5:49:17 AM PST by lcms rev
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To: pookie18

Funny, scary, sad, and all too true.

Going to Mom’s for Christmas. Have a WONDERFUL one, Pookie.


14 posted on 12/17/2013 6:04:08 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: sodpoodle

Cute!


15 posted on 12/17/2013 6:25:05 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: lcms rev
Go to comment #6...


16 posted on 12/17/2013 6:25:54 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: left that other site
Thanks & the same to you, left that other site!


17 posted on 12/17/2013 6:26:48 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: pookie18

Thanks pookie!


18 posted on 12/17/2013 6:37:01 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals
My pleasure, no-to-illegals!


19 posted on 12/17/2013 7:01:21 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: pookie18

Morning Bump


20 posted on 12/17/2013 7:01:39 AM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: bmwcyle
AM bump thanks, bmwcyle!


21 posted on 12/17/2013 7:11:23 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: sodpoodle

“Got married...wife knows everything”.Ain’t *that* the truth.


22 posted on 12/17/2013 7:33:25 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Osama Obama Care: A Religion That Will Have You On Your Knees!)
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To: pookie18

T4TP (That works!)!!!


23 posted on 12/17/2013 7:55:25 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Cyber Liberty
You're welcome, as always, CL!


24 posted on 12/17/2013 8:24:29 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: sodpoodle
Those are GOOD... 8^D

25 posted on 12/17/2013 8:39:41 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi :-)
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To: sodpoodle
similar to one in paper loonng ago..(iirc)
Puppies: Mixed.. Papers on mother, Curses on father.

26 posted on 12/17/2013 8:42:51 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi :-)
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To: pookie18

Sorry; I posted my comment before the other comments appeared on the thread.

I love reading your comics every morning!


27 posted on 12/17/2013 9:20:10 AM PST by lcms rev
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To: lcms rev
Thanks, lcms rev! No problem!


28 posted on 12/17/2013 9:56:32 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: pookie18

Pookie is keeping it real!


29 posted on 12/17/2013 11:05:19 AM PST by YourAdHere (I flip off all Obama bumper stickers.)
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To: YourAdHere
Thanks, !


30 posted on 12/17/2013 11:52:21 AM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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To: pookie18

Thanks Pookie! (& again, for yesterday)


31 posted on 12/17/2013 5:04:45 PM PST by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: MoochPooch
(My pleasure, as ever) x 2, MP!


32 posted on 12/17/2013 5:46:38 PM PST by pookie18 (11 months until the midterm elections...)
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