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Man Offers Live Alligator For 12-Pack Of Beer
CBS Miami ^
| 12-17-13
| unattributed
Posted on 12/18/2013 12:58:42 PM PST by smokingfrog
It sounds like the beginning of a joke, but a guy walked into a Miami-area convenience store with quite a surprise in the box.
A clerk at the Santa Ana Market in Allapattah was approached by customer Fernando Caignet Aguilera, 64, to buy some beer recently.
I just picked it up here, Aguilera said of the alligator. I seen it here in the grass and I tied it up.
When the subject of payment was brought up, the customer offered up a live alligator.
I went into the store to try to exchange it for a beer, Aguilera told CBS4′s Marybel Rodriguez.
Aguilera continued, In my mind, I was trying to get some beer because I didnt have no money. So I said, let me try the alligator.
Yes, a live alligator in a cardboard box.
(Excerpt) Read more at miami.cbslocal.com ...
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KEYWORDS: alligator; beer; corona; floriduh; napl; weird; yesterday
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To: smokingfrog
Was the alligator in his pants?
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posted on
12/18/2013 1:41:30 PM PST
by
4yearlurker
(Some people say that experts agree!!)
To: smokingfrog
LOL, frankly I was relieved to get rid of the thing.
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posted on
12/18/2013 1:42:13 PM PST
by
ansel12
( Ben Bradley- JFK told me that "he was all for people's solving their problems by abortion".)
To: smokingfrog
I’d tell him “No problem. Bring Elvis back when he’s full grown. Leave Tubbs out of this. He’s not gonna be keen on me eating the gator, making wallets and boots out of him”.
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posted on
12/18/2013 1:49:01 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Celtic Conservative
Not even worth a 6-pack.
To: ansel12
Yeah, Chimps are way outside the pet envelope for me, along with anything else that might kill or eat me. I’d be happy with a nice, lazy dog.
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posted on
12/18/2013 1:50:58 PM PST
by
PLMerite
(Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
That's illegal?
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posted on
12/18/2013 2:28:45 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: smokingfrog
I’d hold out for a keg, myself.
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posted on
12/18/2013 2:32:52 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87..."Have a beer....Don't cost nothin'.")
To: PLMerite
I’m happy with two nice lazy dogs.
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posted on
12/18/2013 2:36:34 PM PST
by
duffee
(NO poll tax, NO tax on firearms, ammunition or gun safes. NO gun free zones.)
To: PLMerite
I’m happy with two nice lazy dogs.
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posted on
12/18/2013 2:37:07 PM PST
by
duffee
(NO poll tax, NO tax on firearms, ammunition or gun safes. NO gun free zones.)
To: smokingfrog
sounds like a Country Song.....
To: lee martell
Is that the type of Monkey that can play the organ?
Only if its spanked first.
To: freedumb2003
A man walks into a bar with an aligator and a baseball bat. He sets tha aligator on a table and ....
I’ve never heard the newspaper version. But I bet there is a gay guy in the story.
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posted on
12/18/2013 3:35:21 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Did the ancients know they were ancients? Or did they see themselves as presents?)
To: smokingfrog
Sounds like a fair trade to me. How big was the gator and what brand of beer? lol
Alligators probably aren't worth so much in Miami.
Now take him up to New York and you might have yourself a commodity.
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posted on
12/18/2013 3:39:06 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: smokingfrog
What kind of beer?
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posted on
12/18/2013 3:51:32 PM PST
by
Interesting Times
(WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
To: Interesting Times
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posted on
12/18/2013 4:00:58 PM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Old Yeller
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono
Was the aligator in his pantz? I need to know for the thingsinpants keyword list.
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
12/18/2013 6:20:20 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
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To: a fool in paradise
That’s a pretty slow-moving keyword there....nothing since 8/12/12?
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posted on
12/18/2013 6:21:26 PM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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