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SNL Script: Pajama Boy Meets Duck Dynasty
Self | December 20, 2013 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/20/2013 5:39:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix

[It will be almost impossible for tomorrow's Saturday Night Live to avoid the Duck Dynasty controversy. In addition, Pajama Boy came to the fore this week and is ripe for parody. So why not combine the two? Well, here is my script for "Pajama Boy Meets Duck Dynasty.]

(Pajama Boy,wearing his onesie pajamas, opens his car door and just as he is getting in, he receives a call on his phone. The picture on the cell phone shows a woman. Pajama Boy answers the phone.)

PAJAMA BOY: Hi mom!

MOTHER: Hi sweetie! You almost here?

PAJAMA BOY: Yeah, I'll be there in a few.

(We see Phil Robertson sitting next to the mother.)

PHIL ROBERTSON: Good, because we have something really important to talk to you about.

PAJAMA BOY: Okay, that's weird. Any hints?

MOTHER: Don't worry about it.

PHIL ROBERTSON: Drive safely.

MOTHER: Bye!

PAJAMA BOY (still in car): What the heck do they want to talk to me about? Perhaps I should get ready by practicing my smugly annoying ironic smirk?

(Pajama Boy pictures himself at the dinner table.)

PAJAMA BOY (at dinner table in his imagination): So what's so important?

MOTHER: Your dad and I decided to market those obnoxious one piece pajamas.

PHIL ROBERTSON: Peejays!

PAJAMA BOY (back in car): No, no, no, no!

PAJAMA BOY (back at dinner table): So what's so important?

MOTHER: We joined the Obama cult.

PHIL ROBERTSON: It's not a cult! It's cultish. Like Barabara Walters, we worship Obama as the new messiah.

(Scene switches back to Pajama Boy driving and then back to dinner table.)

MOTHER: We know what you did in Fire Island.

PHIL ROBERTSON: We know what you did at the Santa Monica Boulevard Halloween Parade.

MOTHER: We know what you did last summer.

(Scene back to a befuddled Pajama Boy in the car and then back to the dinner table.)

MOTHER: We became ObamaCare navigators.

(Mother and Phil Robertson make silly circus sounds.)

(Scene back to Pajama Boy in car who pulls up to a house. We hear the sound of a door bell and then we see Pajama Boy spooning a plate of food at the dinner table and then cuddling a cup of cocoa.)

PAJAMA BOY: So what did you want to talk to me about?

MOTHER: We know you don't know how to make a duck call.

PHIL ROBERTSON: We love you no matter what but it's time you learn how to use a duck call.

PAJAMA BOY: That's it. Duck call?

MOTHER: It's important.

(Phil Robertson pulls out a very elongated duck call and hands it to Pajama Boy who beams with his trademark ironic smirk.)

PHIL ROBERTSON: Just wrap your lips around this and blow.

PAJAMA BOY: I know. I'll do it and I just, uh... Never mind.

(Scene closes with Pajama Boy smirking at the long duck call in his hand.)


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: duckdynasty; pajamaboy; snl
Be cruel if you must but what do you think of this script for SNL?
1 posted on 12/20/2013 5:39:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTZ


2 posted on 12/20/2013 5:41:25 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: RebelTex; cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...

PING!


3 posted on 12/20/2013 5:41:27 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Obama's Rule #17: "Do whatever it f****** takes.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Rather funny, actually.


4 posted on 12/20/2013 5:43:58 PM PST by alstewartfan (Lines of coffee cups on parade, Soldiers for keeping the night away, Al Stewart)
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To: PJ-Comix

I think it takes a nice swipe at Obama.


5 posted on 12/20/2013 5:46:08 PM PST by Rebelbase (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: PJ-Comix

Too funny....with a nice twist (not stirred) dose of sarcasm.


6 posted on 12/20/2013 5:48:57 PM PST by spokeshave (OMG.......Schadenfreude overload is not covered under Obamacare :-()
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To: Charles Henrickson; franksolich

SNL has to do something on the Duck Dynasty blowup and Pajama Boy is just RIPE for parody. So why not combine the two. Anyway, I’ll be curious how they tackle this tomorrow night.


7 posted on 12/20/2013 5:48:59 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Obama's Rule #17: "Do whatever it f****** takes.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Nice, but the reality is that SNL will ignore Pajama boy and will make Phil Robertson look like the devil. It’s an easy bet.


8 posted on 12/20/2013 5:49:50 PM PST by DouglasKC
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To: PJ-Comix

pretty good. we will see what SNL comes up with - perhaps a skit where one of Phil’s sons comes out as gay.


9 posted on 12/20/2013 5:50:33 PM PST by plain talk
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To: PJ-Comix

My thoughts were along the lines of Pajama Boy’s divorced mom introducing him to her new fiance, Phil. :=)


10 posted on 12/20/2013 5:50:38 PM PST by Bob
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To: PJ-Comix
Be cruel if you must but what do you think of this script for SNL?

Drunken keyboarding will end up you with as roadkill on the information superhighway.

11 posted on 12/20/2013 5:50:47 PM PST by ConradofMontferrat ( According to mudslimz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's great, but it needs to have an absurdly melodramatic closing tableaux that would put one in mind of Eugene O'Neill's ending to A Moon for the Misbegotten.

Or not.

12 posted on 12/20/2013 5:51:00 PM PST by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: Kirkwood
IBTZ

PJ-Comix has been here on FR since it's inception.

13 posted on 12/20/2013 5:51:43 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Governor Sarah Heath Palin for President of the United States in 2016)
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To: PJ-Comix

onesie camo PJs with feet?


14 posted on 12/20/2013 5:52:29 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: ConradofMontferrat
will end up you with as roadkill

Slapping forehead: "Proofreading is our friend!"

will end up WITH YOU as roadkill.

LOL!

Its a Friday night, and its all fun and frivolity.

15 posted on 12/20/2013 5:54:37 PM PST by ConradofMontferrat ( According to mudslimz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Chode

I have a better script idea.

I don’t watch the show so bear with me.

Those four hillbilly looking guys pick up pajama boy the first time he opens his mouth and, each man holding one of PJ boys limbs, swing, then toss him into a leech infested pond.

Better yet how about they take PJ boy in the woods and teach him to hunt snipes. That dog don’t hunt but the snipes don’t know that.


16 posted on 12/20/2013 5:54:57 PM PST by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This guy will never live this down. It will only get better. Best thing for him to do is hide out in the swamps of “Looozianna”


17 posted on 12/20/2013 5:59:55 PM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

He asked for an opinion.
Suggesing that Phil Robertson makes sex toys for gays is beneath FR.


18 posted on 12/20/2013 6:00:27 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: PJ-Comix

bttt


19 posted on 12/20/2013 6:00:53 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Kirkwood
Suggesing that Phil Robertson makes sex toys for gays is beneath FR.

Where did I suggest that? I had him giving Pajama Boy a Duck Call. Of course, what goes on in the mind of Pajama Boy is different from most others.

20 posted on 12/20/2013 6:05:48 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Obama's Rule #17: "Do whatever it f****** takes.")
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Tag line gone.


21 posted on 12/20/2013 6:08:45 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Kirkwood; PJ-Comix

As a professional TV writer, myself, I like it! However, the only actual laugh outburst I made was at Kirkwood’s post. Ha!

Nice work, PJ, seriously.


22 posted on 12/20/2013 6:49:43 PM PST by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Quack


23 posted on 12/20/2013 6:56:24 PM PST by woofie
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To: PJ-Comix

I wonder if that pajama has a Farty Flap. Otherwise, that kid’s pajamas, much like this administration, is probably full of $%#$%.


24 posted on 12/20/2013 8:13:17 PM PST by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: PJ-Comix

You know, the actors and models who participate in these things should Google “Great German Movie Stars of World War II” to find out how their careers went.


25 posted on 12/20/2013 8:22:05 PM PST by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: ViLaLuz

Make it with webbed duck feet in camo plaid, then pitch it to A&E so they can win back all the putative urban hipster, metro- and homosexual Duck Dynasty fans who were “offended.” Surely A&E will put their money where their mouth is, lol. You’ll make a blue million.


26 posted on 12/20/2013 8:33:10 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Morgana
OK... but ya gotta watch at least one show
27 posted on 12/20/2013 8:38:23 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: PJ-Comix; The Looking Spoon
Pajama Boy meets Duck Dynasty:


28 posted on 12/20/2013 10:00:41 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: ViLaLuz

They actually have those. They even have a butt flap. I was thinking that some talented FReeper should make a picture with a pretty girl in those, posing with a rifle. The caption could read My Pajama Girl can beat up your Pajama Boy, or something to that effect.


29 posted on 12/20/2013 10:50:57 PM PST by AZHSer
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To: LittleBillyInfidel

I saw the real SNL last night and their scripts were LAME.


30 posted on 12/22/2013 5:32:07 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
I saw the real SNL last night and their scripts were LAME.

Yeah, I would be far more impressed with SNL if they didn't have over SIXTEEN writers, three story editors, plus whatever the players contribute. That's about the workload of writing one to two sketches per episode.

31 posted on 12/22/2013 8:08:56 AM PST by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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