Skip to comments.SNL Script: Pajama Boy Meets Duck Dynasty
Posted on 12/20/2013 5:39:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix
[It will be almost impossible for tomorrow's Saturday Night Live to avoid the Duck Dynasty controversy. In addition, Pajama Boy came to the fore this week and is ripe for parody. So why not combine the two? Well, here is my script for "Pajama Boy Meets Duck Dynasty.]
(Pajama Boy,wearing his onesie pajamas, opens his car door and just as he is getting in, he receives a call on his phone. The picture on the cell phone shows a woman. Pajama Boy answers the phone.)
PAJAMA BOY: Hi mom!
MOTHER: Hi sweetie! You almost here?
PAJAMA BOY: Yeah, I'll be there in a few.
(We see Phil Robertson sitting next to the mother.)
PHIL ROBERTSON: Good, because we have something really important to talk to you about.
PAJAMA BOY: Okay, that's weird. Any hints?
MOTHER: Don't worry about it.
PHIL ROBERTSON: Drive safely.
PAJAMA BOY (still in car): What the heck do they want to talk to me about? Perhaps I should get ready by practicing my smugly annoying ironic smirk?
(Pajama Boy pictures himself at the dinner table.)
PAJAMA BOY (at dinner table in his imagination): So what's so important?
MOTHER: Your dad and I decided to market those obnoxious one piece pajamas.
PHIL ROBERTSON: Peejays!
PAJAMA BOY (back in car): No, no, no, no!
PAJAMA BOY (back at dinner table): So what's so important?
MOTHER: We joined the Obama cult.
PHIL ROBERTSON: It's not a cult! It's cultish. Like Barabara Walters, we worship Obama as the new messiah.
(Scene switches back to Pajama Boy driving and then back to dinner table.)
MOTHER: We know what you did in Fire Island.
PHIL ROBERTSON: We know what you did at the Santa Monica Boulevard Halloween Parade.
MOTHER: We know what you did last summer.
(Scene back to a befuddled Pajama Boy in the car and then back to the dinner table.)
MOTHER: We became ObamaCare navigators.
(Mother and Phil Robertson make silly circus sounds.)
(Scene back to Pajama Boy in car who pulls up to a house. We hear the sound of a door bell and then we see Pajama Boy spooning a plate of food at the dinner table and then cuddling a cup of cocoa.)
PAJAMA BOY: So what did you want to talk to me about?
MOTHER: We know you don't know how to make a duck call.
PHIL ROBERTSON: We love you no matter what but it's time you learn how to use a duck call.
PAJAMA BOY: That's it. Duck call?
MOTHER: It's important.
(Phil Robertson pulls out a very elongated duck call and hands it to Pajama Boy who beams with his trademark ironic smirk.)
PHIL ROBERTSON: Just wrap your lips around this and blow.
PAJAMA BOY: I know. I'll do it and I just, uh... Never mind.
(Scene closes with Pajama Boy smirking at the long duck call in his hand.)
Rather funny, actually.
I think it takes a nice swipe at Obama.
Too funny....with a nice twist (not stirred) dose of sarcasm.
SNL has to do something on the Duck Dynasty blowup and Pajama Boy is just RIPE for parody. So why not combine the two. Anyway, I’ll be curious how they tackle this tomorrow night.
Nice, but the reality is that SNL will ignore Pajama boy and will make Phil Robertson look like the devil. It’s an easy bet.
pretty good. we will see what SNL comes up with - perhaps a skit where one of Phil’s sons comes out as gay.
My thoughts were along the lines of Pajama Boy’s divorced mom introducing him to her new fiance, Phil. :=)
Drunken keyboarding will end up you with as roadkill on the information superhighway.
PJ-Comix has been here on FR since it's inception.
onesie camo PJs with feet?
Slapping forehead: "Proofreading is our friend!"
will end up WITH YOU as roadkill.
Its a Friday night, and its all fun and frivolity.
I have a better script idea.
I don’t watch the show so bear with me.
Those four hillbilly looking guys pick up pajama boy the first time he opens his mouth and, each man holding one of PJ boys limbs, swing, then toss him into a leech infested pond.
Better yet how about they take PJ boy in the woods and teach him to hunt snipes. That dog don’t hunt but the snipes don’t know that.
This guy will never live this down. It will only get better. Best thing for him to do is hide out in the swamps of “Looozianna”
He asked for an opinion.
Suggesing that Phil Robertson makes sex toys for gays is beneath FR.
Where did I suggest that? I had him giving Pajama Boy a Duck Call. Of course, what goes on in the mind of Pajama Boy is different from most others.