onesie camo PJs with feet?
Make it with webbed duck feet in camo plaid, then pitch it to A&E so they can win back all the putative urban hipster, metro- and homosexual Duck Dynasty fans who were “offended.” Surely A&E will put their money where their mouth is, lol. You’ll make a blue million.
They actually have those. They even have a butt flap. I was thinking that some talented FReeper should make a picture with a pretty girl in those, posing with a rifle. The caption could read My Pajama Girl can beat up your Pajama Boy, or something to that effect.