I have a better script idea.
I don’t watch the show so bear with me.
Those four hillbilly looking guys pick up pajama boy the first time he opens his mouth and, each man holding one of PJ boys limbs, swing, then toss him into a leech infested pond.
Better yet how about they take PJ boy in the woods and teach him to hunt snipes. That dog don’t hunt but the snipes don’t know that.