Posted on 12/21/2013 6:43:26 PM PST by Kartographer
Preppers' Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me; A cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Nine boxes of ammo, eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Ten cords of wood, nine boxes of ammo, eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Eleven types of flashlights, ten cords of wood, nine boxes of ammo, eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Twelve drums of fuel, eleven types of flashlights, ten cords of wood, nine boxes of ammo, eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
Merry Christmas back attcha!
BTW you don’t look.old at all.....pretty cute! And my apologies to the Bride for flirting ;)
Lol...love that! Merry Christmas, Kart!
Looks like all will be staying warm at the Old Sarge household!
Merry Christmas to you and your family Old Sarge.
Stay safe Miss Marcella, and wear plastic gloves when you pick up your mail, my mailman was sneezing on mine today.
Apple pie, apple crisp, apples and onions, apple jack, apple sauce, apple vinegar, apple and sauerkraut, apple cider, dried apples, apple chips, baked apples....
It’s “the 12 Days of Christmas”, not “12 days before Armageddon.”
"Nine skids of ammo" sounds even better, and brings a big smile to my face. :)
Merry Christmas honey!
Before you make 16 Bean Soup again, take out a few of each of the beans, identify them, and put them with your garden seeds. That’s what I do whenever I see a new dried bean variety on the grocery store shelf. A bag of beans costs the same as a seed package and you get a few meals as a bonus.
On a related note with the jerky the other day, dehydrate a few of your fresh garden green beans. Wander down the gourmet aisle of the grocery store and check out the different dehydrated snacking vegetables they have. Read over the ingredient label to get ideas on the seasonings you could add to yours at home. Yes, you guessed it, those packages are nearly as expensive as your store bought jerky.
Apple pectin for when it hits the fan and you don’t have any Sure Gel.
Merry Christmas, Sarge....
For preppers there isn’t 12 days of anything, is there? That’s why they’re preppers, because it could happen tomorrow, that Wal-Marts are all closed and there is nothing on TV.
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