Duck Dynasty Sparks Christmas Dinner Food Fight in Westfield

Staff article ^ | 12/25/13 | Staff

[Rebelbase]

Bound to happen somewhere. ;-)

[Rebelbase]

Sounds like Westfield doesn’t it?

[Mrs. Don-o]

HUMOR.

SATIRE.

MOST OF THE TIME.

[Kirkwood]

LOL. This story makes me hungry.

[who knows what evil?]

...a Yankee bitch...

Here in Red England, it's hard to find one who isn't...

[Nifster]

well you trotted out what you thought were the stereo types of a southern Christmas meal…frankly I am offended beyond belief. Your food list is non authentic and ridiculous. Moreover you served Pepsi and iced tea… things that would never happen south of the Mason Dixon. What the heck is stuffing…if you don’t have enough sense to serve dressing you just don’t have enough sense. Plus you have suggested that these folks would willingly waste good food and that ain’t never gonna happen.

Merry Christmas anyway

[Smokin' Joe]

Well, at least the folks she's defending know how much poo they are going to have to go through to be gratified...

Three point five billion v*****s in the world, and he had to pick that one....

God bless 'em every one.

[HerrBlucher]

It just have looked something like this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF1dfXDsV4s

[HiTech RedNeck]

Yeehaw yummy. Sweet tea is common, maybe that’s what is intended. And many folks would call a Pepsi a Coke.

[Rebelbase]

You obviously haven’t eaten a holiday meal in rural NC where it’s a several hour ordeal that you have to repeat 4 hours later at supper.

[Rebelbase]

Oh, and I left off the Fried Okra, squash and oysters.

[Nonsense Unlimited]

>> chow-chow <<

I’ll stand up proudly for a family that has no qualms about serving dog at a Christmas meal.

Fun read, thanks for posting, and Merry Christmas.

[James C. Bennett]

Hand each one at the dinner a gun and a case of ammo so that they may put each other out of their pathetic lives’ miseries.

[Rebelbase]

Exactly. Anyone from the rural south calls it tea. Outsiders call it sweet tea.

[bubbacluck]

She thinks mighty of herself and has one of those hyphenated last names", according to Betty-Sue Watson...

Says Betty-Sue Watson with a hyphenated first name.

[Rebelbase]

That there some good writing!

[canuck_conservative]

I said it again and she still wouldn't look at me. That's when I flicked a piece of biscuit at her to get her attention and all hell broke loose".

This is how a war starts.

[rockrr]

Bobby's wife took offense and called us homophones.

Oh, the pain! (or is it pane?)

[Tax-chick]

I don’t know those people, no, not at all.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Truthfully, southern ladies are pretty expert at taking control of a situation when a woman among them gets “hysterical”. They would never allow such embarrassing conduct to appear before the menfolk.

And, truth be told, no one is going to use the expression “Yankee” at the table, as that is the “n” word in large swaths of the South.