Skip to comments.NFL Week 17 Season Final LIVE THREAD
Posted on 12/25/2013 6:17:05 PM PST by Bender2
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Gadzooks! What a bunch of gutless weenies... I pick with at ESPN!
But that didn't stop me... from making my picks, did it?
And let us peek... at the Playoff Standing for the last weekend:
Okay, y'all talk amongst yourselves and get back to me with your picks... ... as I have some New Year's Eve practicing to do--
Philadelphia 35, Dallas 14.
Somebody on here earlier in the year was trying to tell me that Dallas was WAY BETTER than where they were listed in the power ranking. And son of a gun on the last week they are right in the middle just like they were then.
Gadzooks, sag! Already... three sheets in the wind, eh?
As if Kyle Orton... can get two TDs--
Did I... say that outloud?
Demarco Murray will get the TD’s in the 4th quarter after Philly puts in their subs to give the starters a rest. ;^)
Cards beat SF, TB beats the Saints. Cards make the playoffs and the rest of the league quivers, shivers and quakes.
bet your ass !
Colts 24, Jacksonville 10
However, if Iggle Fans get drunk enough... they do a pretty good job of doing it to themselves--
Dallas 33 Philadelphia 24
We agree that the Redbirds will do a job... on the Gay Area Bozs but the Saints will beat the other Bay Boys.
Crucial games seem to be
Cinc/Balt, GB/Chi, Dal/Phil
Gadzooks, dogg! Even I... am not going that far--
I'm predicting my Boys 22 Iggles 21... on five Dan Baley field goals and one Pick 6 by the defense.
And for big... I see the Pack 28 Bears 27--
Gadzooks, big! I thought you were still watching Arron BOy's HERE-TV... Double Check Porn Theater Marathon--
Packer fan meet Bears fan. Can their love... survive?
If Manning has all his weapons ready to deploy, stand back.
Bender hate rain on my Raiders chance
Mules going kill Da Raiders
49ers they may have problem with Red Birds of AZ
And Cowgurls 24, Iggles 70.
Chargers smack down the Chiefs (28-23) to get in the playoffs after Bengals knock out Ravens (34-21) and the Jets knock off the Dolphine (21-7)
I am pissed that Time Warner for the second week in a row chooses their other game to televise rather than the Broncos.
I predict that SIX coaches get the ax on Black Monday..
Since the basturds at Time Warner decided for the second week in a row to not telivise the Broncos, I will happily cheer on the Chargers.
After all, I did live in SD for six years.........but gave up on the Chargers for obvious reasons after a few years.
Don't tell anyone I said so... but I have that fear myself.
I would say six is the Over/Under on NFL Head Coach Firing and I'm putting... my money on Over with 7 firings by the time the Super Bowl is over.
But Jason Garrett... will not be one of them--
From December 25, 2013, 6:44 PM ET By Jeff Legwold at http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10193423/wes-welker-derek-wolfe-uniform-denver-broncos-practice:
“Denver Broncos wide receiver Wes Welker, who suffered two concussions in a four-week span, and defensive tackle Derek Wolfe, who has not practiced since suffering “seizure-like symptoms” on Nov. 29, were both in uniform for Wednesday's practice.”
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsP/13822-1934.gif and full quote at http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/quotes
"May The Schwartz Not Be With You."
Blue, you are smoking too much of that Wacky So Cal Weed 'cause when I try it... my Boys are undefeated, untied and unscored upon!
Even smoking killer weed would not make that... logical, Bend.
And, it never worked... for me either.
The Rams really cleaned up on that RG3 trade.
Now only if they would get rid of Sam Bustford and draft a real QB like Johnny Manziel, they would be a team to be reckoned with.
But as long as Bustford is sucking up 17 Million a year of salary cap and playing like the mediocre QB that he is, he will continue to be an Albatross around the neck of the Rams.
The Punters over the Dirty Birds
The Bungles over Baltimordor
The Folds over JHS
The Tunas over the Cessnas
The ViceKings over the Kitties
The Midgets over the _____skins
The Stools over the Brownstains
The Tight-hens over HHS
The Buzzards over the Fluffy Niners
The over the
The Patriots over the Beefaloes
The Halos over the Pirates
The Mules over the Eyepatches
The Bolts over the Strams
The Seasparrows over the Lambs
The Cowpokes over the Quails
Oh, wait...I found more
Thanks, I was out... of Lone Star Draft!
Kitna will donate his $53,000 game check to his high school.
I just think... of you Browns fans.
Take care, Ben. Now drink deep... the draft does not start until May 8th!
I think safe to say even Monks in Inquesterion number on History of the world part 1 I saw on Sundanae channel would show Raiders how to handle people
MAN look like everybody watch Mel Brooks movies marathon on Sundance Channel on Christmas day LOL!
The Cowboys are really below average when you take into account the horrendous division they're in and the soft schedule they've had as a result. Their victory against the Eagles earlier in the year is their only win against a team that has a winning record.
Soft schedule? About 6 or 7 of the teams Dallas has played are still in playoff contention.
Cackalacky chiggerizes the Hawklets
Bangles drum the Ratbirds
Godlets plague the Texicans
Dolts stampede the Kittens
Tunasnappers down the Planes
Biqueens tame the Lyins
Midgets crawl all over the Dreadskins
Stealers turdburgle the Stains
The Spares squeak it out on the Fudgepackers
Crankhos snort all over the Gayders
Cheatriots snap the Brims
Taints on top of the Buggerers
Whiners wear out the Redjays
Cheaps short the Alternators
Squacks peck the Rams off the cliff
Cattlehumpers choke the Chickens
Many thanks... dude--
But there is a set protocol... around here on naughty Christmas presents--
Get... in.. line.
Yeah, wait your turn... like the rest of us!
Sorry, my hands... are tied--
Twas the Sunday before Christmas, when all through the league,
The playoff picture was shifting at baffling speeds.
Ugly numbers were hung on opponents with care,
Embarrassing playoff hopeful teams, most notably Bears.
The Broncos were nestled all sung in their bye,
With visions of Meadowlands behind wishful eyes.
The last game in Candlestick features a young man named Kaep
Versus Falcons whove just settled in for a long winters nap.
When in the NFC North arose such a clatter,
All three Divisional hopefuls could not have played flatter.
Rogers with his clavicle, and Cutler McCowned
One of two backups could end up playoff bound.
Losing 58 to zero the last time in Seattle,
The Cardinals were faced to with a daunting division battle.
They handed The Twelfth Man their first home loss in the last 14 attempts
And some help from Carolina keeps the Cards on the fence.
Romo almost added to the legend of bad Decembers
But when you win on forth and goal thats all anyone remembers.
Romo to Murray, the goal line did break the ball,
To set up next week with the Eagles, a winner take all.
In Arrowhead Stadium, the Chiefs seem to have stumbled
As Smith threw two picks and added a fumble.
The Colts won in a previewed of this playoff match up
And exposed some holes the Chiefs need to patch up.
In St. Louis, players donned jerseys thrown back
Quinns 18 leads the league after adding three sacks.
While in Jacksonville another game with no meaning was played
How meaningless you ask? To a veteran center a screen pass was made.
Bengals reach the playoffs each of Daltons three years,
But red hair and Green put Dalton at the butt of some jeers.
But one seed above, the Pats hurt the Ravens playoff hunt,
Blowing out the birds, with two TDs from Blount.
Santa is cold in the North, while things heat up in the South,
The Panthers came out and punched the Saints in the mouth.
Panthers make the playoffs for what seems like the first time since Nixon,
On a game winning pass from Newton to Hixon.
Now Chargers! Now Ravens! Now Steelers wait to see who still gets in,
Because Tannehill found the ground, every time Bills were blitzin.
To the top of the wild card, one more week of football,
Til all but ones hopes are dashed, dash away all.
He sprang into action, from the seasons first whistle,
51 touchdowns, controlling the ball like a heat seeking missile.
Manning was heard to exclaim, in reference to his numbers out of sight,
Happy Christmas to all, before I tell the NFL good night!
Ho, ho... ho!
The San Francisco 49ers became the third NFC team to secure a playoff spot with their win over the Falcons. Heres what is at stake for them and the rest of the teams in the postseason mix in Week 17:
Seattle Seahawks (12-3)
Would clinch NFC West and home-field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs with a win or tie, or San Francisco loss or tie.
Carolina Panthers (11-4)
Would clinch NFC South and a first-round bye with a win or tie, or a New Orleans loss or tie.
Would clinch home-field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs with a win, Seattle loss and San Francisco win.
Philadelphia Eagles (9-6)
Would clinch NFC East and the No. 3 seed with a win or tie.
Chicago Bears (8-7)
Would clinch NFC North and the No. 4 seed with a win or tie.
Would clinch NFC North and the No. 3 seed with a win, and Dallas win or tie.
San Francisco 49ers (11-4)
Would clinch NFC West and a first-round bye with a win and Seattle loss.
Would clinch West and home-field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs with a win, Seattle loss, and Carolina loss or tie.
New Orleans Saints (10-5)
Would clinch a playoff spot with a win or a loss by Arizona, or a tie and an Arizona loss or tie.
Would clinch NFC South and a first-round bye with a win and Carolina loss.
Arizona Cardinals (10-5)
Would clinch a playoff spot with a win or tie and New Orleans loss.
Dallas Cowboys (8-7)
Would clinch NFC East and the No. 4 seed with a win.
Would clinch NFC East and the No. 3 seed with a win and Chicago loss.
Green Bay Packers (7-7-1)
Would clinch NFC North and the No. 4 seed with a win.
Gadzooks, big! We're sucking hind tit... again!
How cuteee that good Chrismas poem
I’d predict the score for my Titanomachy Losers versus the This Is The Best We Can Do Since The Oilers Left, but nobody really cares.
Why, Seven, wouldn't I be a cuteee... to Bendy?
Whoa, Dancella... Seven was speaking of Murphy Row's 'Sunday Before Christmas' poem above--
Oh-- My... bad--
Yes, you... are!
Someplace, somewhere on this cold, cold old earth, Allegra knows and like me... she really cares for the twin plights of the Old Earlers and new Texicans!