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The Twelve Days Of Obamacare
Original Content | Dec 26, 2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/26/2013 5:08:55 AM PST by Lazamataz

On the First day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
A canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Second day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Third day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Fourth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Fifth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
New death pann-ellllls....
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Sixth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Seventh day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Eighth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Ninth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Millions of new bankrupt,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Tenth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Hospitals a-closing,
Millions of new bankrupt,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Eleventh day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Navigators stealing,
Hospitals a-closing,
Millions of new bankrupt,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Twelfth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Every promise broken,
Navigators stealing,
Hospitals a-closing,
Millions of new bankrupt,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 0carenightmare; 12daysobamacare; 12daysofobamacare; abolishobamacare; obamacarechristmas; obamacareparody; repealobamacare
Created for your pleasure / pain. :)

Copy anywhere, but credit, please. :)

(c) 2013

1 posted on 12/26/2013 5:08:55 AM PST by Lazamataz
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The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List
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Enjoy, as you cry. :)


2 posted on 12/26/2013 5:12:12 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ow!


3 posted on 12/26/2013 5:16:03 AM PST by conservatism_IS_compassion ("Liberalism” is a conspiracy against the public by wire-service journalism.)
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To: conservatism_IS_compassion

:)


4 posted on 12/26/2013 5:18:05 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

A+


5 posted on 12/26/2013 5:23:31 AM PST by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: Lazamataz

Another gem!


6 posted on 12/26/2013 5:24:09 AM PST by iceskater (Enjoy your chains, comrades.)
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

Thank you sir! Pass it all over the InterTubes. :)


7 posted on 12/26/2013 5:29:00 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: iceskater

(blushing)


8 posted on 12/26/2013 5:29:16 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

can you put me on that ping list?


9 posted on 12/26/2013 5:30:53 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
You are the 241st Satisfied Customer!™
10 posted on 12/26/2013 5:32:03 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: humblegunner; Jim Robinson; Eaker; TheMom; mylife; NYTexan; penelopesire; onyx; BuckeyeTexan

Submitted for your listening pleasure!


11 posted on 12/26/2013 5:36:47 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

♪ ♫ ♬ Fa-la-la-la-lah! ♪ ♫ ♬


12 posted on 12/26/2013 5:41:37 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

Brilliant! Love it, Laz!


13 posted on 12/26/2013 6:11:41 AM PST by Alas Babylon!
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To: Lazamataz

I’m not a fan of song parodies. That said, this one is a very good one! Kudos, Laz.


14 posted on 12/26/2013 6:14:34 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Cyber Liberty

Glad you enjoyed!


15 posted on 12/26/2013 6:26:38 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
Sniff, I love these traditional Christmas songs.

Great job, Laz.

16 posted on 12/26/2013 6:27:22 AM PST by Madame Dufarge
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To: Alas Babylon!

Thank you, Alas!


17 posted on 12/26/2013 6:29:45 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

18 posted on 12/26/2013 6:33:14 AM PST by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL of you heroes!)
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To: Lazamataz

"Let me please introduce myself
I am a man of wealth and taste.
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name".


19 posted on 12/26/2013 6:35:21 AM PST by Diogenesis
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To: Lazamataz
Bttt.

5.56mm

20 posted on 12/26/2013 6:37:26 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: Lazamataz

I did.


21 posted on 12/26/2013 6:40:39 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Lazamataz

Excellent!


22 posted on 12/26/2013 6:52:04 AM PST by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: M Kehoe; b4its2late

Thank you sir(s)


23 posted on 12/26/2013 7:01:19 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Madame Dufarge
Sniff, I love these traditional Christmas songs.

LOL! I wish Bing Crosby were alive to sing it....

24 posted on 12/26/2013 7:02:03 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
Very well done, Laz.

Another satisfied customer.

25 posted on 12/26/2013 7:20:27 AM PST by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: 50mm

:)


26 posted on 12/26/2013 7:27:45 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Diogenesis

NOTRE DAME PROFESSOR ON OBAMACARE
THE CHRISTIAN POST ^ | 11/20/2013 | Laura Hollis

Obamacare Should Remind Us We Are Not ‘Subjects,’ We Are People Laura Hollis is a professor at the University of Notre Dame November 20, 2013

http://www.christianpost.com/news/obamacare-should-remind-us-we-are-not-subjects-we-are-people-109165/

• Laura Hollis is a professor at the University of Notre Dame

The unveiling of the dictatorial debacle that is Obamacare absolutely flabbergasts me. It is stunning on so many levels, but the most shocking aspect of it for me is watching millions of free Americans stand idly by while this man, his minions in Congress and his cheerleaders in the press systematically dismantle our Constitution, steal our money, and crush our freedoms. • The President, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid (with no small help from Justice John Roberts) take away our health care, and we allow it. • They take away our insurance, and we allow it. • They take away our doctors, and we allow it. • They charge us thousands of dollars more a year, and we allow it. • They make legal products illegal, and we allow it. • They cripple our businesses, and we allow it. • They announce by fiat that we must ignore our most deeply held beliefs – and we allow it.

Where is your spine, America ? Yes, I know people are complaining. I read the news on the internet. I read blogs. I have a Twitter feed. So what? People in the Soviet Union complained. People in Cuba complain. People in China complain (quietly). Complaining isn’t the same thing as doing anything about it. In fact, much of the complaining that we hear sounds like resignation: Wow. This sucks. Oh well, this is the way things are. Too bad. Perhaps you need reminding of a few important facts. Here goes:

1. The President is not a king. Barack Obama does not behave like a President, an elected official, someone who realizes that he works for us. He behaves like a king, a dictator – someone who believes that his own pronouncements have the force of law, and who thinks he can dispense with the law’s enforcement when he deigns to do so. And those of us who object? How dare we? Racists! And while he moves steadily “forward” with his plans to “fundamentally transform” the greatest country in human history, he distracts people with cheap, meaningless trivialities, like “free birth control pills”! (In fact, let’s face it: this administration’s odd obsession with sex in general - Birth control! Abortion! Sterilization! Gay guys who play basketball! — is just plain weird. Since when did the leader of the free world care so much about how people have sex, who they have it with, and what meds they use when they have it? Does he have nothing more important to concern himself with?)

2. It isn’t just a failed software program; it is a failed philosophy. People are marveling that Healthcare.gov was such a spectacular failure. Well, if one is only interested in it as a product launch, I’ve explained some of the reasons for that here. But the larger point is that it isn’t a software failure, or even a product failure; it is a philosophy failure. I have said this before: Obama is not a centrist; he is a central planner. And this – all of it: the disastrous computer program, the hundreds of millions of dollars wasted, the lies, the manipulation of public opinion, the theft of the public’s money and property, and freedom (read insurance, and premiums, and doctors) — IS what central planning looks like. The central premise of central planning is that a handful of wunderkinds with your best interests at heart (yeah, right) know better than you what’s good for you. The failure of such a premise and the misery it causes have been clear from the dawn of humanity. Kings and congressmen, dictators and Dear Leaders, potentates, princes and presidents can all fall prey to the same imperial impulses: “we know what is good the ‘the people.’ And they are always wrong. There is a reason that the only times communism has really been tried have been after wars, revolutions, or coups d’état. You have to have complete chaos for people to be willing to accept the garbage that centralized planning produces. Take the Soviet Union , for example. After two wars, famine, and the collapse of the Romanov dynasty, why wouldn’t people wait in line for hours to buy size 10 shoes? Or settle for the gray matter that passed for meat in the grocery stores? But communism’s watered-down cousin, socialism, isn’t much better. Ask the Venezuelans who cannot get toilet paper. Toilet paper. ¡Viva la Revolución! Contrary to what so many who believe in a “living Constitution” say, the Founding Fathers absolutely understood this. That is why the Constitution was set up to limit government power. (Memo to the President: the drafters of the Constitution deliberately didn’t say “what government had to do on your behalf.”) They understood that that was the path to folly, fear, and famine.)

3. Obama is deceitful. Just as the collapse of the computer program should not surprise anyone, neither should we be shocked that the President lied about his healthcare plan. Have any of you been paying attention over the past few years? Obama has made no secret of his motivations or his methods. The philosophies which inspire him espouse deceit and other vicious tactics. (Don’t take my word for it: read Saul Alinsky.) Obama infamously told reporter Richard Wolffe, “You know, I actually believe my own bullshit.” He has refused to be forthcoming about his past (where are his academic records?). His own pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, told author Ed Klein, that Obama said to him, “You know what your problem is? You have to tell the truth.” Did Obama lie when he said dozens of times, “If you like you plan, you can keep it. Period!”? Of course he did. That’s what he does.

4. The media is responsible. And had the media been doing their jobs, we would have known a lot of this much, much earlier. The press is charged with the sacred responsibility of protecting the people from the excesses of government. Our press has been complicit, incompetent, or corrupt. Had they vetted this man in 2008, as they would have a Republican candidate, we would have known far more about him than we do, even now. Had they pressed for more details about Obamacare, Congress’ feet would have been held to the fire. Had they done their jobs about Eric Holder, Fast and Furious, Benghazi, the IRS scandal, NSA spying - or any of the other myriad betrayals of the public trust that this administration has committed, Obama would likely have lost his 2012 reelection campaign. (A fact that even The Washington Post has tacitly acknowledged. Well done, fellas! Happy now?) Instead, they turned a blind eye, even when they knew he was lying, abusing power, disregarding the limits of the Constitution. It was only when he began to spy on them, and when the lies were so blatant that the lowest of low-information voters could figure it out that they realized they had to report on it. (Even in the face of blatant, deliberate and repeated lies, The New York Times has the audacity to tell us that the President “misspoke.”) They have betrayed us, abandoned us, and deceived us.

5. Ted Cruz was right. So was Sarah Palin. The computer program is a disaster. The insurance exchanges are a disaster. What’s left? The healthcare system itself. And this, of necessity, will be a disaster, too. Millions of people have lost their individual insurance plans. In 2015, millions more will lose their employer-provided coverage (a fact which the Obama administration also knew, and admitted elsewhere).

The exorbitant additional costs that Obamacare has foisted on unsuspecting Americans are all part of a plan of wealth confiscation and redistribution. That is bad enough. But it will not end there. When the numbers of people into the system and the corresponding demand for care vastly exceed the cost projections (and they will, make no mistake), then the rationing will start. Not only choice at that point, but quality and care itself will go down the tubes. And then will come the decisions made by the Independent Payment Advisory Board about what care will be covered (read “paid for”) and what will not. That’s just a death panel, put politely. In fact, progressives are already greasing the wheels for acceptance of that miserable reality as well. They’re spreading the lie that it will be about the ability of the dying to refuse unwanted or unhelpful care. Don’t fall for that one, either. It will be about the deaths that inevitably result from decisions made by people other than the patients, their families, and their physicians. (Perhaps it’s helpful to think of their assurances this way: “If you like your end-of-life care, you can keep your end-of-life-care.”)

6. We are not SUBJECTS. (or, Nice Try, the Tea Party Isn’t Going Away). We have tolerated these incursions into our lives and livelihoods too long already. There is no end to the insatiable demand “progressives” have to remake us in their image. Today it is our insurance, our businesses, our doctors, our health care. Tomorrow some new crusade will be announced that enables them to take over other aspects of our formerly free lives. I will say it again: WE ARE NOT SUBJECTS. Not only is the Tea Party right on the fiscal issues, but it appears that they are more relevant than ever. We fought a war once to prove we did not want to be the subjects of a king, and the Boston Tea Party was just a taste of the larger conflict to come. If some people missed that lesson in history class, we can give them a refresher. The 2014 elections are a good place to start. Call your representative, your senator, your candidate and tell them: “We are not subjects. You work for us. And if the word “REPEAL” isn’t front and center in your campaign, we won’t vote for you. Period.”

Laura Hollis is an attorney and teaches entrepreneurship and business law at the University of Notre Dame . She resides in Indiana with her husband and two children.

Finally, someone who thinks like me In this country many people have always talked about the “banana republics” (referring mostly to Central and South American countries), their revolutions, their coup d’etats, etc. But when the governments act like they have in those countries, usually that is the ONLY way to get rid of them. In this country, up to 2008, that was not the case but since then it is rapidly going that route and the natives are not used to it nor prepared to fight it effectively. Most of those natives (and sadly quite a few natives of those banana republics) naively believe in the “checks and balances” which the usurper is quietly but swiftly doing away with.

I repeat Professor Hollis words: “Where is your spine, America ?” In case someone wants to write, her address is lhollis@nd.edu


27 posted on 12/26/2013 7:36:49 AM PST by Dqban22
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To: Lazamataz

Truth be told, The 12 days of Christmas has always been my least favorite Christmas song, I think you just created something I ‘like’, what a sick world I live in!

Will share and of course credit!

And here I wondered, how could he come up with 12?? Hahahaha


28 posted on 12/26/2013 7:37:34 AM PST by AllAmericanGirl44 (Wishing all a very Merry Christmas)
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To: AllAmericanGirl44
The 12 days of Christmas has always been my least favorite Christmas song,

Mine too, until I heard the story about the song's origin.

The Real Meaning of "The Twelve Days of Christmas."

“The Twelve Days of Christmas” celebrates the official Christmas season which starts liturgically on Christmas Day and ends twelve days later on the Feast of the Epiphany. “My true love” refers to God, “me” is the individual Catholic. The “twelve lords a leaping” are the twelve basic beliefs of the Catholic Church as outlined in the Apostles Creed. The “eleven pipers piping” are the eleven Apostles who remained faithful after the treachery of Judas. The “ten ladies dancing” are the Ten Commandments. The “nine drummers drumming” are the nine choirs of angels which in those days of class distinction were thought important. The “eight maids a milking” are the Eight Beatitudes. The “seven swans a swimming” are the Seven Sacraments. The “six geese a laying” are the Six Commandments of the Church or the six days of creation. The “five golden rings” are the first five books of the Old Testament called the Torah which are generally considered the most sacred and important of all the Old Testament. The “four calling birds” are the Four Gospels. The “three French hens” are the Three Persons in God or the three gifts of the Wise Men. The “two turtle doves” represent the two natures in Jesus: human and divine or the two Testaments, Old and New. The “partridge” is the piece de resistance, Jesus himself, and the “pear tree” is the Cross.

29 posted on 12/26/2013 7:47:27 AM PST by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: Lazamataz

bttt


30 posted on 12/26/2013 7:48:15 AM PST by TEXOKIE (We must surrender only to our Holy God and never to the evil that has befallen us.)
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To: AllAmericanGirl44

(Curtsey)


31 posted on 12/26/2013 7:58:10 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Nice job Laz!!!


32 posted on 12/26/2013 8:15:36 AM PST by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Thank you sir!


33 posted on 12/26/2013 8:16:56 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Well now. I finally gave in to my tired and went to bed at 8:oh 7 and you went and posted this historectical parody at 8:oh 8. You did that on porpoise, din’t ya?

Merry Christmas, Laz.


34 posted on 12/26/2013 8:32:33 AM PST by MestaMachine (My caps work. You gotta earn them.)
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To: MestaMachine

:) Glad you enjoyed! :)


35 posted on 12/26/2013 8:37:09 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Excellent.
I remain a satisfied ping list customer.


36 posted on 12/26/2013 9:07:31 AM PST by TheConservativeParty
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To: Lazamataz

On target!


37 posted on 12/26/2013 10:03:49 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
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To: Lazamataz

Well done.... It would be even more funny if it wasn’t all so true.


38 posted on 12/26/2013 10:16:17 AM PST by Bullish (America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

Wow! I just learned something...great stuff, thanks for posting.


39 posted on 12/26/2013 10:26:08 AM PST by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

Thank you, somewhere in the recess of my mind I seem to recall this, I appreciate the reminder.


40 posted on 12/26/2013 11:20:54 AM PST by AllAmericanGirl44 (Wishing all a very Merry Christmas)
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To: Lazamataz

Great one, Laz! It’s going to be a Free Republic Christmas Classic.

Perhaps you could make pertinent changes each year as O’Baha
does more and more tyrannical stuff to us.


41 posted on 12/26/2013 11:57:30 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

I just had an amazing idea.

The liberals want me to be able to marry anyone or any thing, right? And they want to ban assault rifles? SUPPOSE I MARRIED AN ASSAULT RIFLE?

DON’T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME, HATERS!

(What’s that popping sound? Oh, I know. Liberal heads, exploding)


42 posted on 12/26/2013 12:03:09 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hah! I love it! Throw their nonsense back at them. Unless you’re really in love with your assault rifle, that is...?

Not that there is anything wrong with that. You could call your rifle Jeremy, and you’d get the homosexual vote as well.


43 posted on 12/26/2013 12:22:12 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

ROFLOLOLOL


44 posted on 12/26/2013 2:34:56 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

BTTT for the evening crew!


45 posted on 12/26/2013 3:39:20 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Please add me to your ping list.


46 posted on 12/26/2013 5:18:58 PM PST by matchgirl (An Ambassador is dead and Al Qaeda is alive.)
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To: Lazamataz
“Hospitals a-closing”

I don't think people have come to realize that yet about hospitals. I live about 50 miles from MD Anderson Cancer Center, that being one of the two best in the country. They deal with certain cancers better than anywhere else. When my husband had a large Melanoma, we had to go there for the surgery to remove that.

I was stunned to read some days ago, that insurance policies will not allow people to go to MD Anderson. I immediately thought, “They will have to close", and they have satellite cancer centers over the greater Houston area now, one of those being about 10 miles from me. Surgeries still have to be done in their main complex in the Houston Medical Center.

How will they survive if patients can't go there? This makes no sense - cancer patients all over Texas and the country who need those special surgeries, will die. In my opinion, that is murder.

If you are wealthy, however, you could go to MD Anderson and pay without using insurance.

I wonder what, if anything, MD Anderson can do about this.

What about seniors on Medicare - I haven't heard that MD Anderson would be canceled by Medicare, but I expect that to be the next revelation to seniors - Medicare dropping the best hospitals.

Where, oh where, is the one to remove this blight Muslim president from this country? Millions must vote Democrats out of the house and senate and the new Republicans in must push the compromised aside and get rid of this killer insurance.

I expect Muslim Hussein, if he loses the senate, will write rules and executive orders and have his henchmen carry them out.

47 posted on 12/26/2013 9:26:35 PM PST by Marcella ((Prepping can save your life today. I am a Christian, not a Muslim.))
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To: matchgirl
You are the 242nd Satisfied Customer!™
48 posted on 12/27/2013 3:20:14 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Marcella
“Hospitals a-closing” I don't think people have come to realize that yet about hospitals.

I realize it. The quality of care in America is about to plummet.

We are so screwed.

I expect Muslim Hussein, if he loses the senate, will write rules and executive orders and have his henchmen carry them out.

Podesta has already told us this is their plan. They are simply going to ignore the Congress outright.

It's called a Coup.

49 posted on 12/27/2013 3:21:55 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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