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Florida Man Stuffs Girlfriend Into Duffel Bag to Sneak Her Into His Halfway House
The Pulp ^ | November 7, 2013 | Chris Joseph

Posted on 12/26/2013 6:36:28 AM PST by Uncle Chip

A Boca Raton man tried to sneak his girlfriend into the halfway house he was staying at by stuffing her into a duffel bag, like that tiny Chinese dude in the Ocean Eleven movies.

The man, Jared Mustrat, had been staying at the Boca House, a sober-living halfway house for men.

Per the rules, Boca House does not allow overnight guests.

But Mustrat was missing his lady and was in need of her company. So he stuffed her inside a bag to try to get her in.

But according to a Boca Raton Police report, Mustrat's plan was foiled when someone noticed his lady's arm pop out of the bag when the two were in a Walgreen's parking lot along SW Second Avenue.

The tipster noticed Mustrat hunched over the bag. He then began talking to it and, as he was loading it into Volkswagen, a woman's arm popped out of the bag. Mustrat pushed the arm back into the duffel bag and loaded up the car with his girlfriend luggage.

This prompted the tipster to call police.

Boca Raton police eventually caught up with Mustrat, who admitted that he indeed stuffed his lady, Jessica Tosi, into a bag so he could sneak her into the halfway house.

According to the report, Tossi told police she got into the bag voluntarily.

Neither Mustrat nor Tossi was arrested, since stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they're dead. So, they were free to go.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: duffelbaggirl; floriduh; napl
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1 posted on 12/26/2013 6:36:29 AM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: Uncle Chip
He then began talking to it

No doubt discussing weight loss programs.

/johnny

2 posted on 12/26/2013 6:38:09 AM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Uncle Chip

let me guess...he got halfway


3 posted on 12/26/2013 6:38:29 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Uncle Chip
Mustrat's plan was foiled when someone noticed his lady's arm pop out of the bag when the two were in a Walgreen's parking lot along SW Second Avenue.

Must have scared the crap out of that person.

4 posted on 12/26/2013 6:40:27 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Uncle Chip

"..., wish I had a dollar for each time this clown was called Muskrat"

5 posted on 12/26/2013 6:41:26 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Doogle

“halfway house” = you can stay as long as you don’t spend the night with a member of the other half.


6 posted on 12/26/2013 6:43:10 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Uncle Chip

“Nice Day for a White Wedding” (So says Billy Idol)


7 posted on 12/26/2013 6:46:32 AM PST by DeaconRed (I love me some Duck Dynasty. . . . . Phil YO DA MAN)
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To: Uncle Chip; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Mustrat was missing his lady and was in need of her company.

Mustrat Love.

8 posted on 12/26/2013 6:47:14 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Love will keep us together . . . in a duffel bag.)
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To: Uncle Chip
The real story here--she agreed to it.

Is being alone really that bad?

These are the same kind of people who would tell us being poor is a result of their "bad luck".

9 posted on 12/26/2013 7:19:46 AM PST by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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To: riri
Is being alone really that bad?

Sometimes. As Al Green says:

I'm so tired of being alone
I'm so tired of on-my-own
Won't you help me girl
Just as soon as you can
There are times I can relate. But I'd never stuff anybody in a bag! :-)
10 posted on 12/26/2013 7:27:44 AM PST by scripter
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To: Uncle Chip

“Stick me in a halfway house? Ha! I’m going to make this an ‘all the way’ house!”


11 posted on 12/26/2013 7:28:05 AM PST by NonValueAdded (It's not the penalty, it's the lack of coverage on 1 Jan. Think about it.)
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To: riri

Sounds like he was in for a bit of get lucky...


12 posted on 12/26/2013 7:28:18 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks ("Say Not the Struggle Naught Availeth.")
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To: Uncle Chip

Sounds like the scenario of a Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy short!!!

I can see him dumping the bag out the 2nd story window when the landlord comes pounding at the door! D’ohhhhhhhhHHHH!!!!!


13 posted on 12/26/2013 7:28:27 AM PST by joethedrummer
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To: Uncle Chip
stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they're dead.

I would think that stuffing a person into a duffel bag would also be illegal if the person did not consent to being stuffed in a duffel bag.

In fact, it seems odd that a dead person cannot be placed in a duffel bag. It seems like a reasonable way to carry a dead body to where you need to get to.

I'll have to remember this if I am ever in the wilderness with a duffel bag and someone in our party dies -- no stuffing the dead body into the duffel bag.

Next time he should use a large trunk, like normal people.

14 posted on 12/26/2013 7:30:25 AM PST by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Uncle Chip

Sounds like he also had plans to stuff her in other places besides a duffel bag. Didn’t work out. Too bad.


15 posted on 12/26/2013 7:45:36 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Uncle Chip

Many addicts tend to be brilliant people - if only because they need to be to live with their addictions in the real world. If this guy had used his powers for good, he could have gone a long way in the legitimate world.

Secondly, I wonder if his girlfriend was a meth addict, some of those bags of bones don’t seem to weigh more than 80 pounds if they are soaking wet.


16 posted on 12/26/2013 8:06:38 AM PST by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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To: Uncle Chip
stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they're dead


17 posted on 12/26/2013 8:17:12 AM PST by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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To: Uncle Chip; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
So to be a major motion picture:

I MARRIED A CONTORTIONIST


18 posted on 12/26/2013 8:29:30 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Uncle Chip

It could have been worse, a two bagger.


19 posted on 12/26/2013 8:35:52 AM PST by hadaclueonce (Because Brawndo's got electrolytes. Because Ethanol has Big Corn Lobby)
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To: Uncle Chip
Neither Mustrat nor Tossi was arrested, since stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they're dead.

Good to know...

20 posted on 12/26/2013 8:37:29 AM PST by Fawn ("My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge" Hosea 4:6)
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To: Uncle Chip

This story just happened to jog my memory. I was CQ (charge of quarters) conducting an outside building inspection when I observed the tail end of women being pulled through a second floor window with a rope. I counted the windows and went to the room in question and informed the guys inside that upon completion of festivities the young lady was to be escorted out using the stairs.


21 posted on 12/26/2013 8:39:47 AM PST by soupbone1
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To: Uncle Chip

I don’t know. I think I’d give the guy an “E” for Effort.


22 posted on 12/26/2013 8:59:24 AM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Uncle Chip

“stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they’re dead”

Great. NOW they tell me.


23 posted on 12/26/2013 9:02:10 AM PST by lowbridge
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To: Uncle Chip

-”Hey whatcha doing with that old bag?”

-”Puttin’ her in this sack”


24 posted on 12/26/2013 9:10:43 AM PST by over3Owithabrain
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To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro; Uncle Chip
A Boca Raton man . . . Jared Mustrat

'Rat infestation at that halfway house ...

25 posted on 12/26/2013 9:40:44 AM PST by mikrofon (Must be a Dem institution.)
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To: CharlesWayneCT; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they're dead

That's only OK with carrion luggage ....

26 posted on 12/26/2013 9:47:08 AM PST by mikrofon (Today's Special: Tossed Tossi)
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To: lowbridge
“stuffing a person into a duffel bag is illegal only if they’re dead”

Great. NOW they tell me.

It's on that little tag stitched to the inside of the bag. You know the one.

Machine wash in warm water
Use only non chlorine bleach if needed
Tumble dry on low
Dead bodies may cause permanent stains
Do not remove this tag under penalty of law

27 posted on 12/26/2013 9:57:04 AM PST by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Uncle Chip

Talk about being in the bag ...!


28 posted on 12/26/2013 10:21:41 AM PST by HeartlandOfAmerica (OCare: 500 million lines of code (it took just 500 thousand lines of code to send a rover to Mars))
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To: mikrofon
That's only OK with carrion luggage ....

I see what you did there.

Very clever but you can't slip something like that past us carnivores here.

29 posted on 12/26/2013 10:25:24 AM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: Uncle Chip
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.

Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben.

30 posted on 12/26/2013 10:27:58 AM PST by GreenHornet
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
The ought to get married - now he knows he can support a wife.


31 posted on 12/26/2013 2:56:16 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Flashback for me.....during my morning commute through the side streets of Hartford....there was a rolled up carpet in the 4-way-street........as the week progressed....the carpet was in a different position everyday.......you had to still drive around it.

When authorities decided to finally check it out ....there was a dead body in it.

http://articles.courant.com/1993-06-17/news/0000100638_1_body-black-nylon

Good times.


32 posted on 12/26/2013 4:55:19 PM PST by Daffynition (Make Laura Bush's *Cowboy Cookies* for Christmas! They're GREAT!)
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To: Daffynition

Did they ever catch you?


33 posted on 12/26/2013 5:31:10 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL.....The bodies I have buried aren’t wrapped in carpets. :)


34 posted on 12/26/2013 6:02:06 PM PST by Daffynition (Make Laura Bush's *Cowboy Cookies* for Christmas! They're GREAT!)
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