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19 Pictures That Prove Dog is Man's Best Friend
Funny Or Die ^ | By Jason Flowers

Posted on 12/28/2013 2:16:59 PM PST by virgil283

"Dogs are loyal, loving and protective, just like your real friends. In fact, here's 19 pictures that prove your dog is probably the best friend you have.

.....1. He always laughs at your jokes, even though you're not what most people would call a "funny person"

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: dog; doggyping
2. He can always come up with a good reason why you should hit the snooze button one more time.

.3. He's never afraid to take risks.

4. He never ..... on your "ideas."

.......more.

1 posted on 12/28/2013 2:16:59 PM PST by virgil283
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To: Joe 6-pack

ping


2 posted on 12/28/2013 2:17:22 PM PST by Perdogg (Ted Cruz-Rand Paul 2016)
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To: virgil283

3 posted on 12/28/2013 2:18:22 PM PST by Perdogg (Ted Cruz-Rand Paul 2016)
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To: virgil283

Mine woke me up at 4 AM to tell me that there might be an axe murderer out in the yard but if I let him out, he’d check it out.


4 posted on 12/28/2013 2:19:41 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Perdogg

“good doggy”


5 posted on 12/28/2013 2:19:44 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: virgil283

Y’dun GOOD, Virgi ...


6 posted on 12/28/2013 2:21:28 PM PST by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
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To: Perdogg

Good Dog!


7 posted on 12/28/2013 2:25:40 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: virgil283

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car.
Come back in an hour.
Which one is happy to see you?


8 posted on 12/28/2013 2:39:18 PM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: MrEdd
LOL Good psychological stress test of friendship to be sure.

OTOH, the dog with the Enterprise costume may not crap on your ideas
but I'll bet the bed isn't safe.

9 posted on 12/28/2013 2:53:48 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: MrEdd

Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk..

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

And last, but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.


10 posted on 12/28/2013 3:05:37 PM PST by panaxanax
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To: virgil283

A DOG’S TEN COMMANDMENTS

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.

4. Don’t be angry with me for long and don’t lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.

5. Talk to me. Even if I don’t understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.

7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I’m not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.

9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.

10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can’t bear to watch. Don’t make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.


11 posted on 12/28/2013 3:42:59 PM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: cripplecreek

“There might be an axe murderer out in the yard,he’d go check it out.”
Total lack of fear is the one thing I’ve always admired in my dogs.


12 posted on 12/28/2013 4:23:21 PM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Farmer Dean
Forever vigilant


13 posted on 12/28/2013 4:41:35 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cripplecreek

Beautiful picture. Yours, CC?


14 posted on 12/28/2013 4:55:22 PM PST by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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To: rlmorel

Yeah. Bowser


15 posted on 12/28/2013 5:03:41 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: AnAmericanMother; Titan Magroyne; Badeye; SandRat; arbooz; potlatch; afraidfortherepublic; ...
WOOOF!

Computer Hope

The Doggie Ping list is for FReepers who would like to be notified of threads relating to all things canid. If you would like to join the Doggie Ping Pack (or be unleashed from it), FReemail me.

16 posted on 12/28/2013 10:31:19 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: AnAmericanMother; Titan Magroyne; Badeye; SandRat; arbooz; potlatch; afraidfortherepublic; ...
WOOOF!

Computer Hope

The Doggie Ping list is for FReepers who would like to be notified of threads relating to all things canid. If you would like to join the Doggie Ping Pack (or be unleashed from it), FReemail me.

17 posted on 12/28/2013 10:32:26 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: carriage_hill

11. Take me hunting! It’s what I was meant to do. (labs)


18 posted on 12/28/2013 10:33:56 PM PST by Darren McCarty (Abortion - legalized murder for convenience)
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To: Perdogg

Border collie.

Smartest dog on the planet!


19 posted on 12/28/2013 10:42:44 PM PST by djf (Global warming is a bunch of hot air!!)
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To: carriage_hill

Great post. That is all I have to say. Unusual for me.


20 posted on 12/28/2013 11:30:51 PM PST by berdie
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To: djf
Border collie.

Smartest dog on the planet!

Absolutely!

And fun dogs, too. They'd rather play than eat.

21 posted on 12/29/2013 1:11:28 AM PST by rmh47 (Go Kats! - Got eight? NRA Life Member])
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To: carriage_hill

I hate you. I have been down that road TOO many times,(4 furry friends in the last 5 years and my very best little buddy turns 14 years on New Years Day.

Nonetheless, thank you for reminding us of the fleeting thing life is, and how Blessed we are to share it with such NOBLE creatures.

Thank you for reminding me of the fragility of life and love. I don’t hate you. I hate the fragility of what we love.


22 posted on 12/29/2013 1:16:30 AM PST by Don W (Know what you WANT. Know what you NEED. Know the DIFFERENCE!)
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To: rmh47

My pup was half border collie, half miniature lab.

As he got older, he was kinda the bump-on-a-log type. But he totally loved and respected me.

Died back in 2007, was almost 17.

Still miss that mutt and wish his smelly hide was lying in the corner like he used to do.

But after he died, his vet, a very dear woman told me that in all her years of being a vet, my dog was one of the best taken care of animals she had had the pleasure to treat.

Dog food, table scraps and bones, xtra Vit C, and a mineral supplement once a week.

Oh, and mostly he was an outside dog.


23 posted on 12/29/2013 1:49:09 AM PST by djf (Global warming is a bunch of hot air!!)
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To: virgil283; Joe 6-pack

Awesome article picture!

Thanks for posting/pinging, FRiends.


24 posted on 12/29/2013 2:37:29 AM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: panaxanax

>> Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:

And the reasons why every married man should have a dog...


25 posted on 12/29/2013 2:39:16 AM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: Perdogg

LOL I’ve seen that look before!


26 posted on 12/29/2013 2:46:34 AM PST by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: Don W

Amen to that. I’ve lost a lot of dear, noble little friends over the past 50+ years, but they all had the best I could offer.


27 posted on 12/29/2013 4:14:55 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: rmh47

Australian Shepard; smart as a border collie, loves swimming under water (like an otter), incredibly loving, but the alpha where ever she is (in her mind).


28 posted on 12/29/2013 11:11:01 AM PST by JSteff (It was ALL about SCOTUS.. We are DOOMED for several generations. . Who cares? Dem's did and voted!)
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To: Perdogg

Good dog!


29 posted on 12/29/2013 12:53:53 PM PST by OldMissileer
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To: Perdogg

Sorry. If I would have read a few more posts down I would have seen several more of the same erudite comments.


30 posted on 12/29/2013 12:54:59 PM PST by OldMissileer
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To: rmh47
my friend bought one and without any training, he herds the chickens into the coop and all she has to do is close up their door.

Border collie. Smartest dog on the planet

31 posted on 12/29/2013 4:29:58 PM PST by goat granny
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