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"The Decrying Game": Remember, remember, to date a transgender
Dummie Funnies ^ | December 30th 2013 | Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/31/2013 2:34:25 PM PST by Viennacon

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024245263

The Battle of the Sexes has been raging lately in DUmmieland. The angry DUmmie women (is there any other kind?) have been accusing the men--all men--of being sexist and misogynist and potential rapists. Some of the DUmmie men have dared to defend themselves, but in vain. Political correctness must win out, at all costs.

Well, guess who feels left out? The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community. There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say. You see, in DUmmieland, to be fair, the Battle of the Sexes must include ALL the sexes. Bisexuals, trisexuals, omnisexuals--EVERYBODY must be entitled to feel oppressed and put upon, to express their outrage, to take great umbrage, and to harrumph in high DUdgeon. We must decry sexism of ALL varieties!

Witness this THREAD, "Is it ignorant/ transphobic for a straight man to not want to date transgender women?" Short answer: Yes, unless you straight men are willing to date transgender women, it IS transphobic! And therefore we must decry it! In DUmmieland, we ALWAYS play the Decrying Game! So click the music link and sing along!

(Excerpt) Read more at dummiefunnies.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: du; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; dummieunderground; gaystapo
I have never read anything so hilarious all year. This is more laughable than tampon earrings, more laughable than all the hoax hate crimes. The level on insanity on this thread is beyond anything I can comprehend and even some Dummies are calling the gaystapo out for the lunacy. They're shut down of course, but every Freeper needs to read this if you want to truly understand the depths of the straight-jacket boutique that liberals are capable of reaching.
1 posted on 12/31/2013 2:34:25 PM PST by Viennacon
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To: Viennacon; Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3106674/posts

Charles and P. J. are long-time Freepers.


2 posted on 12/31/2013 2:44:11 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Viennacon; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

BUMPing ...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3106674/posts


3 posted on 12/31/2013 2:45:18 PM PST by mikrofon (Happy New Year 2014 to All)
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To: Viennacon

“A lot of male sexuality is also constructed around employing hierarchies of womanhood as trophies, to prove their own worth and engage in a process of gendering themselves through access to womens’ bodies. Within that framework, some hold more currency and others (transwomen) can actually subvert heteronormative male sexualities.”

LOL, no. I just don’t want to date a chick who pees standing up.

(I *so* wish I had that clip from the movie Bachelor Party handy right now, LOL).


4 posted on 12/31/2013 2:45:31 PM PST by DemforBush (Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream?)
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To: Viennacon

I replied earlier when I got the ping. One of DU ‘finest’ said that she is a transwomen who is a lesbian. I wonder why ‘he’ had an op to become female if he loved ladies. I can’t figure out Libs.


5 posted on 12/31/2013 2:45:47 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (MerryChristmasAll)
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To: Viennacon
L.S./M.F.T. community... Let's screw, my finger's tired?


6 posted on 12/31/2013 2:46:05 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: Viennacon

OMG. That was hillarious. The bunch reading over my shoulders is barely standing up right now, knees collapsing from laughter.


7 posted on 12/31/2013 2:51:08 PM PST by OpusatFR
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To: Viennacon

Almost afraid to ask. What is an omnisexual?


8 posted on 12/31/2013 2:52:54 PM PST by lesko
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To: OpusatFR

I can just imagine all the disgruntled libtard ‘men’ who are now forced to date trannies. hahaha


9 posted on 12/31/2013 2:59:25 PM PST by Viennacon
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To: Viennacon

The term ‘dropping in a new trannie’ will be forever altered in the mind. Never thought of an automobile as an object of perverted sexual gratification.


10 posted on 12/31/2013 3:15:37 PM PST by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: OpusatFR

Why don’t you get on the DUFU ping list PJ and Charles have? They do these every other day or so....


11 posted on 12/31/2013 3:16:03 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Viennacon

I saw a Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog for the first time several years ago and couldn’t make sense of the sky-high heels in sizes 12 to 18 EEEE WIDE. I wear a 7 narrow.

That is, until the guys in my office clued me in to the lively business of trannies.

Oy Vey.


12 posted on 12/31/2013 3:16:57 PM PST by OpusatFR
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To: lesko

I’m so afraid I can’t answer. And I think I know. Last time I googled something like that I had to use brain bleach.


13 posted on 12/31/2013 3:19:14 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: lesko
(In case you did it anyway)


14 posted on 12/31/2013 3:21:05 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Cyber Liberty
“Why don’t you get on the DUFU ping list PJ and Charles have? They do these every other day or so....”

I follow the maxim, “What is once seen (or read) cannot be unseen (or unread).

I do live in a swamp in Virginia. I am happily ensconced in my little neck of the woods and venture into the DC metro occasionally when I am forced to do so.

The swamp that the “others” inhabit is infinitely nastier than the lovely place I own. Even the critters, the poisonous ones, are preferrable to the creepy crawlies on DU.

Thanks for the thoughts though. I will check in from time to time when I have the fortitude.

15 posted on 12/31/2013 3:25:08 PM PST by OpusatFR
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To: lesko

My guess...no barnyard animal is safe.


16 posted on 12/31/2013 3:36:25 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: OpusatFR

I certainly understand. And I sympathize with PJ and Charles for going there to wade through the ick and bring us back the FUnnies. Both really good guys. If you like couponing to save $$$ talk to Peej, he’s world-class at it.


17 posted on 12/31/2013 3:38:40 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Viennacon; PJ-Comix; mikrofon
I have never read anything so hilarious all year.

Thank you, sir. I endeavour to give satisfaction.

18 posted on 12/31/2013 3:40:31 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Co-host of the DUmmie FUnnies)
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To: Viennacon

Happy New Year to all of us transphobic, cissexist FReepers——we will gladly wear those terms as a badge of honor once we find out what they really mean.


19 posted on 12/31/2013 3:42:43 PM PST by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: OpusatFR

THE DECRYING GAME
Tune: “The Crying Game”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EPGhjxm0G0

I know all
There is to know
Of the decrying game
I’d like to share
The decrying game

First there are sexists
Then there are slurs
And just you wait
They’re basing their hate
On the sex you prefer

Pflag unfurled
I’m gonna tell the world
Of the decrying game
And I’ll make sure
That they feel my pain

Why are there haters?
Why are there phobes?
That’s who we’ll blast
We’ll drive them at last
From off of the globe . . .

First there are sexists
Then there are slurs
And just you wait
They’re basing their hate
On the sex you prefer

Don’t want no phobes
In the decrying game
Don’t want no phobes
In the decrying game
Don’t want no phobes
In the decrying game
Don’t want no phobes
In the decrying game


20 posted on 12/31/2013 3:42:44 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Viennacon

Remember, remember
To date a transgender
Transexism still must be fought
And don’t be transphobing
When they are disrobing
And you see more than you thought


21 posted on 12/31/2013 3:44:50 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Rodamala

The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community.


22 posted on 12/31/2013 3:46:11 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Co-host of the DUmmie FUnnies)
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To: Charles Henrickson

You dig up only the most batsh7t stuff on DU. Great laugh material.


23 posted on 12/31/2013 3:47:04 PM PST by Viennacon
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To: Viennacon

I had a tranny in a lounge tell me, “what’s wrong with these men! I’m the sexiest damn woman in this room!”
I guess the fact that she is 6’1” and looks like a man in drag has nothing to do with it. LOL


24 posted on 12/31/2013 3:47:19 PM PST by stilloftyhenight (call it ODemocratcare)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yes Charles but does transphobia have a simultaneous reverse polarity switch? We wish to date transgenders who can flip the switch in mid-date and toggle between genders at will. After all In the name of fairness and equality we deem it so.


25 posted on 12/31/2013 3:56:05 PM PST by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: Viennacon

The heck with transgenders; what about all those evil, phobic men who refuse to date donkeys, goats, gerbils, sheep, and camels?


26 posted on 12/31/2013 4:08:17 PM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: Jack Hammer

I guess I’m transphobic.

I prefer to date females who were born female, who have always been female, and who want to date a man who was born male and has always been male.

I need to go to reeducation camp...............


27 posted on 12/31/2013 5:03:56 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Oh, dear... {sigh} you’re not “modern”!


28 posted on 12/31/2013 5:06:57 PM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: Jack Hammer

No I’m not modern or with it. I need to be reeducated about all this trans business.

Some liberals have hissy fits and are offended if you don’t quite get the distinctions among cross dressers, gays, pre-op vs. post-op people with sex change operations, etc. I’m guilty of all of that.

And the liberals will get even more angry with me, in that, I don’t care to know all of the distinctions about pre-op, post-op, those who simply dress up as the opposite sex, etc. I honestly don’t care about all of the distinctions in the LGBT world.


29 posted on 12/31/2013 5:13:22 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Viennacon
There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say.

Well, since homosexuals are all the rage nowadays, and sophisticated folks think they're just 'normal', those other folks have to do SOMETHING to be different enough to shock people!

30 posted on 12/31/2013 5:42:13 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: ExCTCitizen

Yeah, one of my extended family members decided he wanted to be like a woman, so he dresses like a woman, and grew his hair and nails long, but as far as I know, hasn’t gone through any mutilating surgery or hormone treatments. But when he came home for a visit recently he brought his GIRLfriend! *shakes head* I just do not understand the confusion that brings this sort of thing about.


31 posted on 12/31/2013 5:46:38 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: OpusatFR

My first introduction to trannies was on Bourbon St. in New Orleans, when I was in about the 6th grade. My Aunt Mary Ann used to take her 7 kids, and my younger sister and me to Mardi Gras every year. We usually went on the Sunday before Mardi Gras, but even then, the bars were always open. One time I saw some really tall, heavily made up women, and I asked my Aunt what was up with those tall women. She just remarked, they’re NOT girls, and I had to do a double take!


32 posted on 12/31/2013 5:51:03 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: Viennacon
"Transwomen" and their "transbodies"? What the hell?

These are not, I'm afraid, people exposed to the cruelties of the real world, they're people who have been protected from them for so long by so many that they honestly think it's cruel not to continue to play "let's pretend" forever. Normal people - oh, there, I've used the "N" word - gave that up about age 7. Here's a clue - every cell in your body contains what you are, and if it contains a Y chromosome, you're a male. Fundamentally. You can slosh your endocrine system with chemicals, you can maybe someday even change your genetic expression, but you're still a male. Deal with it.

33 posted on 12/31/2013 6:05:46 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Rodamala
L.S./M.F.T. community... Let's screw, my finger's tired?

in my much younger years, that stood for "Lord save me from Truman" !!!............much younger days!!

34 posted on 12/31/2013 7:14:56 PM PST by terycarl
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To: DemforBush
“A lot of male sexuality is also constructed around employing hierarchies of womanhood as trophies, to prove their own worth and engage in a process of gendering engendering (you duh-mmie) themselves through access to womens’ bodies...”

So, in other words, we keep "Binderz of wymin" in order to sustain a sense of self esteem?

It takes a lefty to write a novel where this can be summed up as "Some like it hot."

35 posted on 01/01/2014 3:57:38 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: OpusatFR; Revolting cat!
I saw a Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog for the first time several years ago and couldn’t make sense of the sky-high heels in sizes 12 to 18 EEEE WIDE. I wear a 7 narrow. That is, until the guys in my office clued me in to the lively business of trannies.

< /HI THERE >

36 posted on 01/01/2014 10:48:17 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: lesko; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Almost afraid to ask. What is an omnisexual?

Someone who gets off reading OMNI?


37 posted on 01/01/2014 11:11:06 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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