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***THE FIRST OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD OF 2014***
Posted on 01/03/2014 7:05:30 AM PST by Lucky9teen
"Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." ~ Mark Twain
"Good resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no account." – Oscar Wilde
"A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." ~ Anonymous
"This year, let's resolve to make better bad decisions." – someecards
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.” ~ Joey Adams
"May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!" – Aleister Crowley
"New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." ~ James Agate
"You want me to spend more time with Dad? What about my New Year's resolution?" – Homer Simpson
"You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time." – Charlie Brown
"My New Year's resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds." – Nia Vardalos
Dear God, my prayer for 2014 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t mix these up like you did last year. ~ Anonymous
For my new year’s resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar. ~ Anonymous
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2014; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:05:46 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:07:09 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:09:07 AM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
("The GOP fights its own base with far more vigor than it employs in fighting the Dims.")
To: Lucky9teen
Heh. First top ten for me.
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:09:41 AM PST
by
Scoutmaster
(I'd rather be at Philmont)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:09:45 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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Happy 2014
my fellow FReeper FRiends!
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:09:52 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
Friday! yay! Thanks Lucky for posting this, I actually forgot to be looking for it... :0
To: jag.drafting
I know, right. There was no OFST last week so....
Outta sight. Outta mind.
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:13:01 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:16:33 AM PST
by
RandallFlagg
(IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:17:09 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
("How Can People Ask Forgiveness If They Won't Forgive Others?")
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:19:38 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future...
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:23:39 AM PST
by
Heartlander
(We are all Rodeo Clowns now!)
To: Lucky9teen
Oldie, but goodie...
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:24:06 AM PST
by
Slyfox
(We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:24:26 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: SkyDancer
Which one is a best fit?
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:24:44 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
gibsmedat !
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:25:28 AM PST
by
tomkat
To: Lucky9teen
I will repeat my resolution for the last several years......
I hereby resolve to MAKE NO OTHER RESOLUTIONS.
I haven’t broken my New Years resolution in years!!!!
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:27:46 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: BenLurkin
Why did they spell his name backwards only on his shirt?
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:28:08 AM PST
by
Heartlander
(We are all Rodeo Clowns now!)
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