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Woman gives birth in Walmart parking lot
clickorlando.com ^ | Jan 03 2014 11:36:59 AM EST | John Shull

Posted on 01/04/2014 6:39:16 PM PST by BenLurkin

A pregnant woman and her three daughters were waiting in the car while the father went into the store to grab a few groceries.

The mother's water broke while he was shopping, however, and when he came outside, he saw his children yelling for him to hurry to the car.

The man had only been inside the store for a few minutes, but in that short amount of time, the mother had given birth to her fourth child

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: auto; birth; fl; parkinglot; surprise; walmart

1 posted on 01/04/2014 6:39:16 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

A boy! After three girls.


2 posted on 01/04/2014 6:42:09 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (The War on Drugs has been used as an excuse to steal your rights. Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: BenLurkin

He should get 50% off his next purchase.


3 posted on 01/04/2014 6:42:45 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: BenLurkin

They should name him “Auto.”


4 posted on 01/04/2014 6:43:14 PM PST by madison10
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To: BenLurkin

Dad, being a wise WalMart shopper, turned right around and went back in for a few more items.


5 posted on 01/04/2014 6:44:32 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: BenLurkin
As 'big' as some of the recent US customers seem to be (from pics), I wouldn't doubt that she gave birth TO a Wal-Mart parking lot ....


;^)
6 posted on 01/04/2014 6:45:57 PM PST by Bikkuri ( those would have been affected.)
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To: madison10
They should name him “Auto.”

Walter Martin

WalMart for short.

7 posted on 01/04/2014 6:47:42 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: BenLurkin

Competition for good parking spots is fierce, especially in the cold, but this is excessive.


8 posted on 01/04/2014 6:47:42 PM PST by relictele (Principiis obsta & Finem respice - Resist The Beginnings & Consider The End)
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To: BenLurkin

Another reason not to go to Walmart. There are babies all over the place!

I hope this guy has a good job with some good insurance. It’s expensive raising one kid, much less four! Unless the EBT card just got a bump.


9 posted on 01/04/2014 6:48:01 PM PST by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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To: mountn man

bttt


10 posted on 01/04/2014 6:48:28 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Bikkuri

Now that’s funny right there!


11 posted on 01/04/2014 6:48:44 PM PST by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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To: BenLurkin

the resale value on that car just dropped dramatically.


12 posted on 01/04/2014 6:48:56 PM PST by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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To: BenLurkin; a fool in paradise
The next generation of the People of Wal-mart!


13 posted on 01/04/2014 6:51:02 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: BenLurkin

Because it’s cleaner than the store!


14 posted on 01/04/2014 6:52:11 PM PST by discostu (I don't meme well.)
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To: BenLurkin

After the Millenials, here come the Walmartians!


15 posted on 01/04/2014 6:52:15 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: BenLurkin

The news story referred to her as a pregnant woman...and her husband??

The husband?... The woman giving birth?

They named people not involved, but not the happy couple with the new baby?

Very odd.


16 posted on 01/04/2014 6:52:52 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: JohnBrowdie


17 posted on 01/04/2014 6:56:07 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: BenLurkin

Some lady gave birth in the bathroom at Denny’s restaurant not long ago...


18 posted on 01/04/2014 6:58:40 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: BenLurkin

They can name him Wally.


19 posted on 01/04/2014 6:58:42 PM PST by faithhopecharity (no)
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To: BenLurkin

Unattended birth in the WalMart parking lot ... can you imagine the money he saved?


20 posted on 01/04/2014 6:58:57 PM PST by NonValueAdded (It's not the penalty, it's the lack of coverage on 1 Jan. Think about it.)
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To: BenLurkin

Some of the comments at the link are hilarious.


21 posted on 01/04/2014 7:00:30 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: faithhopecharity

that, or “Aisle 4”.


22 posted on 01/04/2014 7:05:49 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin

Cleanup in aisle 3!


23 posted on 01/04/2014 7:06:48 PM PST by Defiant (Obama is The Bard of Canard.)
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To: VerySadAmerican
It’s expensive raising one kid, much less four!

Tell me about it. My four are turbo charged, grocery disposal machines .. LOL

24 posted on 01/04/2014 7:09:47 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: BenLurkin

I noted other Florida news at the link
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Police arrest Walmart beer thief

Cops: Man had sex with family dog

Rats trash Brevard woman’s home

Cross dresser shot during robbery attempt


25 posted on 01/04/2014 7:10:16 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: JohnBrowdie
...the resale value on that car just dropped dramatically.

Many, many, many, (did I say many?) years ago, in the early '70's, as a young MP pulling gate duty on the Ozark Gate at Fort Rucker, AL, a 1969 Cadillac came screaming to a halt at my gate shack.

The driver was screaming that his wife was having a baby.

I picked up the direct phone to the Desk Sergeant and requested the Patrol Sup and an ambulance.

When I got to the car, the lady was in the back seat, removing her panties, yelling that "it won't wait".

Immediately thereafter, her water broke and a huge wash of amniotic fluid and other "stuff" flooded the seats.

I did what I could, which wasn't much, consisting of literally catching the baby and placing him on her chest.

I knew better than to mess with the umbilical cord.

Meanwhile, the husband was running around screaming and raising holy hell...not about the wonderful fact that his wife had just borne him a son, but that she had totally ruined his Caddy.

Not to be crude here, but if anyone has ever witnessed such a birth, i.e., unattended by all the surgical cloths, towels, basins, etc, one is fully aware of the plethora of fluids that are, shall we say, expelled, while giving birth.

The ambulance arrived, she and son were taken to the post hospital and the father followed in the car.

I checked on them later and discovered that he had left the Caddy parked in the lot of the hospital for two days.

This occurred in the latter part of July and one can just imagine what a closed up car, full of amniotic fluid, fecal matter, and a few gauze pads soaked with blood would smell like.

She had, in all likelihood, ruined the car.

Mother and child were doing great.

Although his wife thanked me several times, he never did.

Oh, and did I mention that the seats were white leather?

Not vinyl. but soft, supple leather, which most effectively soaked up much of the fluids.

26 posted on 01/04/2014 7:18:23 PM PST by OldSmaj (I am an avowed enemy of islam and obama is a damned fool and traitor. Questions?)
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To: BenLurkin

Isn’t that an everyday thing at WalMart?


27 posted on 01/04/2014 7:21:38 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Support Free Republic!!!)
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To: dragnet2

The couple didn’t want the publicity. What’s wrong with being quiet for a change?

Is the world so upside down that it’s actually considered *weird* when someone wants privacy and doesn’t want their personal business splashed all over the internet?


28 posted on 01/04/2014 7:26:07 PM PST by Marie (When are they going to take back Obama's peace prize?)
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To: Marie
The couple didn’t want the publicity.

Why not?

29 posted on 01/04/2014 7:27:38 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: dragnet2

One of my friends gave birth in the city park. The family went out for a picnic. They got all settled at the bench, she took a bite of her sandwich, then *boom*!

They managed to get her to the back seat of the car and a paramedic happened to be at the park with his own family.

He delivered the baby, she finished chewing, and swallowed the bite of her sandwich.

Three minutes flat.

She was a pretty little thing, too.


30 posted on 01/04/2014 7:28:57 PM PST by Marie (When are they going to take back Obama's peace prize?)
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To: dragnet2

I wouldn’t.

My life is none of anyone’s business.


31 posted on 01/04/2014 7:30:18 PM PST by Marie (When are they going to take back Obama's peace prize?)
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To: Marie

“The couple didn’t want the publicity.”

Why not?


32 posted on 01/04/2014 7:30:42 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: Marie

So you really don’t know about the privacy bit?


33 posted on 01/04/2014 7:31:17 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: BenLurkin

“Hon, can you run back in and grab another car seat?”


34 posted on 01/04/2014 7:37:40 PM PST by ToastedHead
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To: dragnet2

suing Walmart for not having a parking lot doctor on duty


35 posted on 01/04/2014 8:16:59 PM PST by jyro (French-like Democrats wave the white flag of surrender while we are winning)
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