Man called 911 about angry goat trying to get into his home

http://www.albasun.com/2014/01/man-called-911-about-angry-goat-trying.html ^ | 07.01.2014 | albasun

[albasun]

A man in south Oklahoma City thought someone was breaking into his house on Thursday, only to find the intruder had four legs and horns. "I heard some rumbling, and I freaked out. I thought that somebody was trying to break into the house, and then I come out here and check it.

With news video. albasun.com //

[FlyingEagle]

Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?

See the loveli lakes

The wonderful telephone system

And mani interesting furry animals

Including the majestic moose

A moose once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”,
“Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”...

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

[dayglored]

Oklahoma City angry goat non-ping?

Maybe the goat was looking for the statue of Satan. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3109030/posts

[Slings and Arrows]

Was there a mosque nearby?

[Salamander]

I never hit or kick mine and they’re as polite as dogs.

[RichInOC]

“Baa!”
[BANG!]
“Baaa!”

[Slings and Arrows]

[Slings and Arrows]

WHAT?!

[KoRn]

Years ago, my wife and I were about to leave for work, and suddenly this goat comes from out of nowhere and attacks the car. The damn thing was ramming and jumping up on the door. I got out of the car hoping it would run away, and the thing instead chases me into the house, attacking our back door. After about 5 minutes, it again turns its attention back to the car. At that point my wife leaves with the car to get away from it. I called the police, who brings animal control, and they hauled it off.

Was funny. When the cop car pulled into the driveway, the goat started attacking it too, and the cop couldn’t get out of his car. Had this happened today, the cop would have instead called in a SWAT team or drone strike, and they would have shot the goat 247 times, and probably would have gunned me down too, just for the hell of it.

[RichInOC]

That’s what she said.

[goat granny]

If you try to catch a goat by the horn, it can snap off unless you get the horn at the very base. First you grab a goat by the back leg, with your other hand you can grab onto the horn at the base, hold onto that back leg as he will be trying to still kick out of your grasp. You now have control of the head and horns. Use your knee in the middle of the abdomen, lift it about an inch or two off the ground, then you drop them on their side and sit on them...Trim all 4 hoofs, delouse and worm them, mark down his number on your pad after you let him up, he will back off and stay as far away from you and you just stand in the middle of the barn and grab another one, repeat that about 60 times. In 2 weeks, catch them again but only to deworm and delouse. Hoof trimming and the rest is done 3 months later. I use to be strong and in shape, am now 75 and have a hard time lifting a 20 bag of dog food from the cart to the car....LOL I hate that the most from growing old. bummer. For the big billys it took both me and hubby to get them down and do the hoof trimming etc. We had about 10 that took us both to catch an throw...

[ToastedHead]

“his neighbour uses the goat as a guard dog”

Is this SOP in some areas of the country? I guess it could double as a landscaper. Don’t they eat grass?

[Abathar]

He must have had a pretty strong door...

[piroque]

One of the best Mexican meals ever

[albasun]

hahaha probably :A