How far down the food chain are you when you can’t kick a goat’s ass?
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Do what I do with my goats. Grab them by the horns, throw them to the ground and give them a swift kick. They become very docile, unfortunately they also have very short memories. Animals need to know who is boss.
Here is the video, without your blog:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36M4J8cwiTQ
Why was your blog involved anyway
Was homemade vodka involved?
Well, better an Angry Goat than a vicious Sabre-toothed lime!
/very obscure video game reference.
He should have told them it was a dog. A Pit Bull. The cops would have been there in two minutes, with bells on.
Thank goodness for The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation.
Without them the victims of senseless goat violence would have nowhere to turn for help.
So basically you’ve stolen a video, stuck it on your blog and now expect hits rewarding the theft?
Well screw you pal.
Goat violence stats courtesy of the The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation:
•Each year, over 6000 people are traumatized by goats in the United States alone.
•If a child is traumatized by a goat before age five, he/she is five times more likely to become some form of social deviant.
•If treatment is received promptly, many of the extremely damaging effects of a goat trauma can be cured.
•When given a choice four out five goats will attack a child before attacking either another goat or an adult.
•These same goats will choose to assault an adult over another goat more than three times out of five.
•There are over 50,000 petting zoos in the United States.
•The majority of goat traumas occur before age eight and after age fifty-two.
•In a scientific experiment, seven out of ten goats prefer man-made fibers over natural fibers.
Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?
See the loveli lakes
The wonderful telephone system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic moose
A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”,
“Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”...
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
Maybe the goat was looking for the statue of Satan. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3109030/posts
“his neighbour uses the goat as a guard dog”
Is this SOP in some areas of the country? I guess it could double as a landscaper. Don’t they eat grass?
