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The 32 Naughtiest Cats Of All Time. What They've Done Is PURE EVIL! [images]
Distractify ^ | December 29, 2013 | Mark Pygas

Posted on 01/07/2014 2:52:32 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

Being a cat owner is full of surprises. Sometimes though, your cat will do something so outrageous, you wonder what's going on in his or her crazy little head. These are the funniest stories I found on the internet.

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TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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1 posted on 01/07/2014 2:52:32 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on 01/07/2014 2:53:07 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

On the back of that sign:

“I DID NOT Eat that hamster!”


3 posted on 01/07/2014 3:00:42 PM PST by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Poor Kitty.


4 posted on 01/07/2014 3:03:44 PM PST by steerpike100
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To: steerpike100

All cats are pure evil and need to be gone.

You own a dog but not a cat as the cat tolerates you.


5 posted on 01/07/2014 3:05:35 PM PST by DaveA37
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To: steerpike100

All cats are pure evil and need to be gone.

You own a dog but not a cat as the cat tolerates you.


6 posted on 01/07/2014 3:05:35 PM PST by DaveA37
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To: Slings and Arrows
This was my favorite:


7 posted on 01/07/2014 3:05:37 PM PST by boatbums (God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Those are great! The cat ate my homework!

True story, when I was a kid our cat ate a rubberband, there it was later, coming out the other end. My mom had to wrestle the cat and extract it.

I was like: wow, being a mom is very challenging!


8 posted on 01/07/2014 3:05:52 PM PST by jocon307
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To: steerpike100

They get worse.


9 posted on 01/07/2014 3:05:54 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: boatbums

Quite a mental image, isn’t it?


10 posted on 01/07/2014 3:06:43 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: jocon307

Did not know that was in the job description.


11 posted on 01/07/2014 3:08:22 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I posted this on the FReepathon thread...


12 posted on 01/07/2014 3:08:51 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Sir Napsalot

Not until he gets a bath, at least.


13 posted on 01/07/2014 3:09:08 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Shamed Cat is Ashamed.


14 posted on 01/07/2014 3:10:17 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: FReepers

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15 posted on 01/07/2014 3:13:28 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I had a cat that would look right at you, then push stuff off of tables and the like.


16 posted on 01/07/2014 3:18:09 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Been there...done that...many times over.

LOL


17 posted on 01/07/2014 3:22:21 PM PST by randita
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To: Progov

Never trust a hater of cats....
Irish proverb


18 posted on 01/07/2014 3:22:46 PM PST by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
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To: Slings and Arrows
I live with the "eat too fast and barf" type cat, have lived with the yarn and butt trick, as well as the toilet paper monster...............

Luckily we have all tile floor, but the wife likes random rugs around that I call "barf magnets" as they cats always hit their target with hairballz.

19 posted on 01/07/2014 3:25:10 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Slings and Arrows
I HATE that guy! He always ducks at the last minute!

cat mirror photo catmirror.gif
20 posted on 01/07/2014 3:27:17 PM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Count your blessings, Hamster. It’s a miracle that girl kitty didn’t have you for lunch.


21 posted on 01/07/2014 3:29:32 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: Fiji Hill

Or Richard Gere didn’t ask you out on a date.


22 posted on 01/07/2014 3:31:53 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: silverleaf

“HE UGLEE, TOO!”


23 posted on 01/07/2014 3:32:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: doorgunner69

I am all too familiar with barf magnets. *sigh*


24 posted on 01/07/2014 3:32:59 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: patriot08

Do I like cats?
Yes I do!
Boiled, broiled, and in a stew
(Gahan Wilson, circa 1972 but substitute children for cats)

‘Cat! the other white meat’


25 posted on 01/07/2014 3:33:31 PM PST by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country)
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To: doorgunner69

Ah,hairballs,the sausagy-looking things with the sauce-like fluid that all too often accompanies them....


26 posted on 01/07/2014 3:34:54 PM PST by pricilla (one should always try to be smarter than the equipment one is operating - Amajato)
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To: Slings and Arrows

27 posted on 01/07/2014 3:42:33 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: Slings and Arrows

I laughed so hard my daughter disowned me. lol!


28 posted on 01/07/2014 3:50:35 PM PST by imskylark
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To: boatbums

Gross! Glad I didn’t go to the link.


29 posted on 01/07/2014 3:54:27 PM PST by Bigg Red (Let the lying lips be dumb, which speak insolently against the righteous in pride and contempt.--Ps3)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Oh yes, and that’s not the worst of it!

I try and be extra careful about things like that. And our one cat is awful, Nikita will eat anything, she likes word shards and nails especially.

We’ve been doing major renovation since we got flooded by Sandy, so for a long time there was cr*p all over the place (now there is just cr*p in few places). The cat would pick up nails, etc. nom them, and leave them in my laundry basket.

She is a wacky chick that cat.


30 posted on 01/07/2014 4:04:37 PM PST by jocon307
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To: patriot08

“Never trust a hater of cats....
Irish proverb”

I like it.


31 posted on 01/07/2014 4:07:30 PM PST by jocon307
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To: Slings and Arrows

These are a hoot. At my house, Catman ate the venetian blinds…..kiss the security deposit goodbye.


32 posted on 01/07/2014 4:12:25 PM PST by Veto! (Opinions freely dispensed as advice)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Years ago we had a cat named Smitty. Our daughter had a hamster. I forget his name. Smitty didn’t directly kill it but he harassed it in its cage and the hamster died. We buried it with this epitaph.... Smitty was his bane, Smitty was his sorrow, Smitty wants to dig him up for breakfast tomorrow.


33 posted on 01/07/2014 4:24:15 PM PST by Mercat
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To: Mercat

“Smitty was his bane, Smitty was his sorrow, Smitty wants to dig him up for breakfast tomorrow.”

LOL


34 posted on 01/07/2014 4:39:42 PM PST by CorporateStepsister (I am NOT going to force a man to make my dreams come true)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Catz are good for one thing only:

Target Practice!

35 posted on 01/07/2014 4:41:58 PM PST by ConradofMontferrat ( According to mudslimz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Proof that Katz are Deranged!!


36 posted on 01/07/2014 4:47:03 PM PST by ConradofMontferrat ( According to mudslimz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
GOTCHER PURE EVIL RIGHT HERE, RIGHT EFFIN HERE!!


37 posted on 01/07/2014 4:48:55 PM PST by ConradofMontferrat ( According to mudslimz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: dirtymac

“Do I like cats?
Yes I do!
Boiled, broiled, and in a stew
(Gahan Wilson, circa 1972 but substitute children for cats)

‘Cat! the other white meat’”

Dahmer? Is that you?


38 posted on 01/07/2014 5:34:45 PM PST by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
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To: ConradofMontferrat

Catz are good for one thing only:
Target Practice!
__________________________

Dahmer...is that you?


39 posted on 01/07/2014 5:35:54 PM PST by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
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To: patriot08

Oh WOW, HERE WE GO WITH THE FARTGAS WHITE PAPERS ABOUT FOLKS WHO DON’T LIKE “WILD, FERAL KATZ.”

Yo, green weenie, in PA, I can kill a rampaging raccoon, I can kill a bear, a deer, a rabid skunk, and on and on, and NOT be considered, in your twisted mind, A KILLER.

Oh, but JEEZ DAMN LOUISE, let me kill a WILD, FERAL KAT, and I am the most despicable creature on God’s earth.

Hey, YO! STOOPID,

FERAL KATZ kill more protected wild life than even weasels or HUMANS.

They ARE NOT TIMMY’S LITTLE TABBY that curls up in front the fire place and purrrrrrszzzz when you rub his tummy.

They will tear your hand off if you get near them. They WILL KILL your precious little TABBY. At night, they mix it up with skunks, raccoons and possums. They carry ticks, fleas and RABBIES.

They tear up gardens, defaecate EVERYWHERE and spray NOXIOUS urine ALL OVER THE PLACE.

You dummies keep trying to equate them with DOMESTICATED cats. (Um, by the way, feral (wild katz KILL your precious kitty every chance they get. Tell me I’m wrong.)

Now, WHY should I treat them any different than a WILD DOG, COYOTE, OR FERAL PIG??

You katz lovers are beyond stupid.


40 posted on 01/07/2014 5:55:00 PM PST by ConradofMontferrat ( According to mudslimz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: jocon307

...our cat ate a rubberband, there it was later, coming out the other end.

******

My toddler once pulled all the dental floss out of a dispenser so I threw said pile of wax string into the trash. Later, I poured some bacon grease in the trash on top of the floss.

A day or two later my Aussie was pooping and dragging a green string from her butt. I started pulling. I kept pulling, pulling, pulling until I had a pile of stinky dental floss out of her. Ick! Mom jobs are gross.


41 posted on 01/07/2014 6:07:18 PM PST by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: JouleZ

LOL! Oh dear! That’s like something out of I Love Lucy!


42 posted on 01/07/2014 6:39:08 PM PST by jocon307
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To: Veto!; Slings and Arrows

43 posted on 01/07/2014 7:05:32 PM PST by boatbums (God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
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To: ConradofMontferrat

Three cat’s isn’t a crowd, it’s a Circus.


44 posted on 01/07/2014 7:09:47 PM PST by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: ConradofMontferrat

lmao


45 posted on 01/07/2014 8:44:30 PM PST by Veto! (Opinions freely dispensed as advice)
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To: boatbums

LOL

oh yeah, baby, it makes a big difference...


46 posted on 01/07/2014 8:45:09 PM PST by Veto! (Opinions freely dispensed as advice)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Thissun had me scratchin my head:

...seeing as how the toilet is where I disposed of Pearl's 'toys' when she tired of them.

Found breathing in her food bowl or playpen (aka the bathtub) where dogs couldn't interrupt the fun, poor mousies went for a whirlpool ride. Sorry, rodents!
47 posted on 01/07/2014 11:22:08 PM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: Titan Magroyne

That can’t be good for the plumbing.


48 posted on 01/08/2014 12:12:17 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ConradofMontferrat

Dr. Strangelove.

49 posted on 01/08/2014 12:37:16 AM PST by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Septic tank’s never complained!

Never happened often, but occasionally I’d wake up to the odd thumping from the other side of the bedroom wall - bathtub playpen would be hosting a cat vs. mouse MMA match. Really cute how she learned to keep the dogs from interfering as they would have (and did) on open floor.


50 posted on 01/08/2014 1:49:32 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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