Skip to comments.Oklahoma police say man killed stepfather with 'atomic wedgie'
Posted on 01/09/2014 7:11:12 AM PST by TurboZamboni
Favored by schoolyard bullies for generations, the so-called 'atomic wedgie' has rarely, if ever, been listed as the probable cause of death in a murder investigation. But police in Oklahoma say that a 33-year-old man allegedly killed his stepfather after a fight last month by yanking the older man's underwear up his back and over his head so that the waistband was around his neck. Brad Davis, of McLoud, was arrested Tuesday and booked into the Pottawatomie County jail on a first-degree murder complaint for the death of his stepfather, Denver St. Clair.
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I wonder if the Coroners Report and the Death Certificate are acutally gonna list it:
Cause of Death: Atomic Wedgie.
My insurance has a rider covering those.
That’s not an atomic wedgie, that’s a thermonuclear wedgie.
According to the article “or blunt force trauma”. MY money is on blunt force and the article is just to get people to look at site.
Damn, How big were those drawers? That waistband must have been over 100 inches around.
Fruit Of The Doom.
At least it wasn’t a “Supernova Noogie”...
You win the internet today.
Death by hanesing.
Thus ends a brief life.
A good lawyer can jockey down the charges.
This thread sure hit the skids fast
That must have gotten his panties in a wad.
How long will this post last? It was pulled the first time someone posted it.
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