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Christiequiddick
Vanity ^ | 1/9/2014 | Vanity

Posted on 01/09/2014 12:37:33 PM PST by matt1234

Your mission--if you choose to accept it--is to write one sentence or phrase that compares Chris Christie to Ted Kennedy.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: bridgegate; chat; christiegate; humor
Hmmm, cars, bridges, girth...so many choices.
1 posted on 01/09/2014 12:37:33 PM PST by matt1234
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To: matt1234

Hmmm, I wonder if the long-knives are threatened by Mr. C and only too happy to have this/ help this to explode.


2 posted on 01/09/2014 12:39:30 PM PST by bboop (does not suffer fools gladly)
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To: matt1234

Democrat


3 posted on 01/09/2014 12:40:01 PM PST by JSDude1 (Defeat Hagan, elect a Constutional Conservative: Dr. Greg Brannon!)
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To: matt1234

Christiequiddick
Demorats attempt to protect Hillary's assendancy


4 posted on 01/09/2014 12:41:08 PM PST by Tilted Irish Kilt (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: matt1234

I suspect if Christie were a democrat, we’d look for Christie to have a 50-year career as a US senator.


5 posted on 01/09/2014 12:41:34 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: matt1234
Everyone's coming out of the woodwork to complain about Blubbergate.


6 posted on 01/09/2014 12:42:36 PM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: matt1234

This is beneath contempt. If you cannot tell the difference between Kennedy and Christie, you have no moral intelligence.


7 posted on 01/09/2014 12:49:00 PM PST by wideawake
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To: matt1234

It’s not over until the fat man sings.


8 posted on 01/09/2014 12:51:10 PM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: matt1234

Terrifying to think what a Kennedy-Christie waitress sandwich would look like...


9 posted on 01/09/2014 12:51:34 PM PST by rottndog ('Live Free Or Die' Ain't just words on a bumber sticker...or a tagline.)
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To: matt1234

BLOATED


10 posted on 01/09/2014 12:53:08 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: matt1234

“I am a donut”

Oops, that was a different Kennedy.


11 posted on 01/09/2014 12:55:01 PM PST by InterceptPoint
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To: matt1234

Christ-mess, , a lane changer.


12 posted on 01/09/2014 12:55:27 PM PST by COUNTrecount (There's no there there.)
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To: matt1234

The mind boggles.

“A Bridge Too Far”

“A Bridge To Christiebithia”

“Bridge Over the River Goomba”

..as Ted Kennedy said, “We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.”


13 posted on 01/09/2014 12:58:38 PM PST by miserare (2014--The Year We Fight Back!)
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To: matt1234

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son”


14 posted on 01/09/2014 12:58:49 PM PST by frankenMonkey
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To: matt1234

Hm. His aide has killed more women than my gun?


15 posted on 01/09/2014 1:03:48 PM PST by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: matt1234

Aide to Bridge-icide


16 posted on 01/09/2014 1:07:54 PM PST by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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To: matt1234

Is Ann Coulter upset by this development? That Tubbys POTUS chances could be dashed?


17 posted on 01/09/2014 1:09:04 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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To: wideawake; matt1234

His post is more of a degradation of FR than it is of Christie.


18 posted on 01/09/2014 1:09:21 PM PST by Cold Heart
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To: matt1234

The Swimmer vs. the Floater


19 posted on 01/09/2014 1:10:02 PM PST by rfp1234 (Impeach We Much!)
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To: wideawake

Spot on.


20 posted on 01/09/2014 1:12:04 PM PST by SkyDancer ("How Can People Ask Forgiveness If They Won't Forgive Others?")
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To: matt1234

Slow and Furious


21 posted on 01/09/2014 1:13:47 PM PST by Ronald_Magnus
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To: matt1234

Fat-assed progressive.


22 posted on 01/09/2014 1:16:20 PM PST by nomad
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To: matt1234

I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it......


23 posted on 01/09/2014 1:17:33 PM PST by G Larry
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To: InterceptPoint

“Ich esse ein Berliner. Und ein anderes, und ein anderes, und ein anderes...”


24 posted on 01/09/2014 1:20:31 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: matt1234

I guess they’ll cross that bridge when they come to it concerning these jokes...


25 posted on 01/09/2014 1:28:05 PM PST by RaceBannon (Lk 16:31 And he said unto him If they hear not Moses and the prophets neither will theybe persuaded)
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To: matt1234

Christie says he has “searched his soul” over this; the difference being, he has one.


26 posted on 01/09/2014 1:28:21 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: G Larry

27 posted on 01/09/2014 1:28:43 PM PST by miserare (2014--The Year We Fight Back!)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

“Ich esse ein Berliner. Und ein anderes, und ein anderes, und ein anderes...”
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It takes a lot of donuts to create a “Christie Cream”.


28 posted on 01/09/2014 1:30:13 PM PST by InterceptPoint
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To: matt1234

Modern journalism is about covering the important stories... with a pillow, until they stop moving.


29 posted on 01/09/2014 1:40:08 PM PST by Mount Athos (A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
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To: matt1234

Well if Christie is going to be knocked out, better to get it over with now, before he gets the nomination.


30 posted on 01/09/2014 1:41:45 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: matt1234

Christie’s neck is as big as the neck brace Teddy wore to fake an injury.


31 posted on 01/09/2014 1:47:00 PM PST by tennmountainman (Just Say No To Obamacare)
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To: wideawake
This is beneath contempt.

To defend a RINO, best to mount a high horse.

32 posted on 01/09/2014 1:47:12 PM PST by matt1234 (Hitler blamed the Jews. Obama blames the Tea Party.)
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To: dfwgator
I'm taking an opposite tack for now.

What if Christie goes all Obama and doubles-down? What if Christie says to the MSM, "This is nothing. I told you what I knew and I fired the people involved. It's dealt with and over.

"Now, don't come back to me over something as small as this until you finally show some interest in real scandals, where many people died, such as in Mexico with arms sold to drug cartels by the Obama administration. Or in Benghazi, where the first ambassador in 30 years was killed with three other people. Come back to me after you find out who planned the IRS investigations of Tea Party groups in 2012, or who authorized the NSA to spy on everything imaginable?

"Come back to me when you show an interest in what our federal government is doing to its own citizens right now, from taking away their health care, taking away their jobs, and lying about their own facts and figures used to justify their agenda.

"When you show yourselves as capable of seeing real scandals around you, instead of manufacturing one about me to keep from talking about someone else, then we'll talk!"

-PJ

33 posted on 01/09/2014 1:52:06 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: matt1234
Springsteening into action, NJ governor Chris Christi stepped Out Into The Street, Ramrod straight and aimed Point Blank at the Local Hero of Fort Lee. This is the Real World and Working on the Highway is the way We Take Care of Our Own ; it’s The Price You Pay for slipping The Ties That Bind. We’ll take a Wrecking Ball to you when you are All Alone. You’ll never get over the bridge to The Promised Land as State Trooper will make you a Wreck on the Highway. I’m Born to Run, I’’m On Fire, a Jack of All Trades, no way Does the Bus Stop at 82nd Street without my cut of Easy Money from My Hometown and Atlantic City much less Fort Lee.
34 posted on 01/09/2014 1:58:28 PM PST by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
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To: matt1234

Christie has a “natural” neck brace.


35 posted on 01/09/2014 1:58:49 PM PST by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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To: matt1234

At this point, what DIFFERENCE does it make? LOL!!


36 posted on 01/09/2014 2:00:56 PM PST by 2harddrive
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To: matt1234
"Hold on, This is gonna be a big one!"


37 posted on 01/09/2014 2:02:48 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: wideawake

Please elaborate.


38 posted on 01/09/2014 2:06:38 PM PST by Fledermaus (If we here in TN can't get rid of the worthless Lamar, it's over.)
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To: matt1234
I like Christie a lot as long as he stays in New Jersey. I just don't want him running for President.

Christie in New Jersey is like Giuliani in New York. If Giuliani ever decides to run for Senate against Chuckie Schumer I will contribute to his campaign. I just won't vote for him in a Republican primary for President.

39 posted on 01/09/2014 2:07:34 PM PST by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation Continues)
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To: matt1234
Sorry that "I Didn't Know" isn't working for ya Bro!


40 posted on 01/09/2014 2:07:53 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: matt1234

If Ted Kennedy had driven a VW, he would have been president while Christie looks like a VW


41 posted on 01/09/2014 2:13:01 PM PST by 4everontheRight (And the story began with..."Once there was a great nation......")
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To: matt1234
This is beneath contempt.
To defend a RINO, best to mount a high horse.


Sadly, I suspect the Mitt-bots have been beating their mittens into swords for the defense of the new anointed Rino for a while now. Same old chorus line: "After all he the only one that is electable" ‘Cuz Republicans just like to lose.
42 posted on 01/09/2014 2:14:05 PM PST by Idaho_Cowboy (Ride for the Brand. Joshua 24:15)
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To: matt1234

He’s too fat to attract a cute secretary


43 posted on 01/09/2014 2:28:16 PM PST by wildbill
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To: Fledermaus
Christie did not murder a woman he was having an affair with. Christie is a family man without a hint of personal scandal.

Kennedy was an adulterous, degenerate alcoholic.

Christie is too liberal, we get it.

Comparing him to an abortion-loving, murdering wino is beyond the pale.

But keep it up, morons. The Democrats are eating popcorn.

44 posted on 01/09/2014 3:19:13 PM PST by wideawake
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To: wideawake

I didn’t make the comparison. I just asked if you’d elaborate your thoughts which you did.

Calling me a moron is abuse and I’m going to have to report it.


45 posted on 01/09/2014 3:22:57 PM PST by Fledermaus (If we here in TN can't get rid of the worthless Lamar, it's over.)
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To: matt1234

One is not like the other....


46 posted on 01/09/2014 4:07:40 PM PST by zlala (Thank you for the ultimate sacrifice Capt. Aaron R. Blanchard, KIA 4-23-13, Pul-E-Alam, Afghanistan.)
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To: matt1234

I can’t because there are none.

No comparison whatsoever.

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47 posted on 01/09/2014 4:13:22 PM PST by Mears
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To: matt1234

At least for Christie trouble didn’t come until people actually made it over the bridge - Kennedy on the other hand.....


48 posted on 01/09/2014 9:44:59 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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