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Woman Sank Her Teeth Into Car ‘Like James Bond Villain Jaws’ During Drunken Rage
Metro UK ^ | Thursday 9 Jan 2014

Posted on 01/09/2014 5:24:09 PM PST by nickcarraway

A young woman was likened to the James Bond villain Jaws after she sank her teeth into a car during a roadside argument with three strangers.

Rhian Jeremiah left teeth marks in the bodywork of a Fiat 500 when she bit the car roof, making a ‘crunching’ sound as she pierced the metal.

The car’s owner said she looked up through the sun roof to see drunk Jeremiah, 26, biting the frame above the door.

Prosecutor Gerald Neave said: ‘They were parked outside a takeaway restaurant when Jeremiah arrived and tried to wrench open the passenger door.

‘She sank her teeth into the car’s frame between the roof and the door.

‘The occupants could hear a loud screeching noise as she bit down on the roof.’

Magistrates heard Jeremiah had been drinking at a memorial night for her late boyfriend Simon Jones who drowned off the coast of Aberystwyth, west Wales.

David Folland, defending, told the court the incident was ‘not quite like’ the scene involving the character Jaws in a James Bond film.

He said: ‘My client was the worse for drink that night. She was clearly upset.’

Jeremiah, of Cardigan, West Wales, denied causing £220 criminal damage to the car but was found guilty.

She admitted assaulting two police officers who were called to arrest her for biting the car.

Jobless Jeremiah was given a 12-month community order and told to attend 20 alcohol abuse help sessions.


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1 posted on 01/09/2014 5:24:09 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Sex - ESPECIALLY ORAL - with this woman is out of the question.


2 posted on 01/09/2014 5:28:19 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: nickcarraway

so its not just Rottweilers that eat cars?

(my Mom always told me to check out a date’s teeth, but she didn’t mean to test them on the roof of the Corvette...)


3 posted on 01/09/2014 5:29:06 PM PST by faithhopecharity (no)
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To: nickcarraway

Brit women really seem to have turned into righteous lushes in recent years.


4 posted on 01/09/2014 5:31:41 PM PST by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: nickcarraway
damn...

5 posted on 01/09/2014 5:34:39 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

More evidence is required.....


6 posted on 01/09/2014 5:39:15 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Well, it was a Fiat.


7 posted on 01/09/2014 5:39:28 PM PST by prisoner6 (FREEDOM)
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To: nickcarraway

I dated that chick


8 posted on 01/09/2014 5:43:11 PM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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To: Catmom
Brit women really seem to have turned into righteous lushes in recent years.

You've noticed that too! American women have become nasty drunks as well - no class. Part and parcel of the ham handed government obsession in both countries banning morals, manners, family traditions and, yes, Judeo Christian societal fabric

9 posted on 01/09/2014 5:47:33 PM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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To: BenLurkin
all i can find...
10 posted on 01/09/2014 5:54:51 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Lazamataz

11 posted on 01/09/2014 5:55:14 PM PST by DannyTN (A>)
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To: Chode
the photo has been changed

the shot you posted has been REPLACED by another photo in which the perps teeth are not visible



talk about PC over sensitivty


12 posted on 01/09/2014 5:56:05 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( a Safe..and Sane....2014 To All!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

She bares her fangs at midnight ?


13 posted on 01/09/2014 6:04:21 PM PST by faithhopecharity (no)
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14 posted on 01/09/2014 6:18:50 PM PST by RedMDer (Happy with this, America? Make your voices heard. 2014 is just around the corner. ~ Sarah Palin)
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To: faithhopecharity

If I hadnt seen the story on a “reputable” news site Id have sworn it was a satire.


15 posted on 01/09/2014 6:21:07 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( a Safe..and Sane....2014 To All!)
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To: MeshugeMikey
just think what these choppers could do...

16 posted on 01/09/2014 6:21:20 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

On very close inspection that photo does look real afteral.

I just cant imagine the braces she had to wear...


17 posted on 01/09/2014 6:23:51 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( a Safe..and Sane....2014 To All!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Some dates’ teeth are very sharp. (I’ve heard.......)


18 posted on 01/09/2014 6:26:14 PM PST by faithhopecharity (no)
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To: nickcarraway
Magistrates heard Jeremiah had been drinking at a memorial night for her late boyfriend Simon Jones who drowned off the coast of Aberystwyth, west Wales.

Maybe it was suicide?

19 posted on 01/09/2014 6:29:23 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: faithhopecharity

Ie seen a few of those Fiat 500’s and frankly I havent been that impressed.

If human teeth can penetrate a body panel....somehow I dont think’d Id feel safe inside one.

maybe if was the canvas sunroof cover she bit through....


20 posted on 01/09/2014 6:36:31 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( a Safe..and Sane....2014 To All!)
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To: Chode

i just experienced shrinkage. /seinfeld


21 posted on 01/09/2014 7:00:59 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Secret Agent Man


22 posted on 01/09/2014 7:15:30 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

excellent...


23 posted on 01/09/2014 7:29:07 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Chode
First looks CAN be deceiving ....


24 posted on 01/09/2014 7:40:54 PM PST by mikrofon (Morena Baccarin - "Anna", V)
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To: mikrofon
NNNOOO000ooo... holy sh!t... STAY AWAY!!!!
25 posted on 01/09/2014 7:45:54 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: nickcarraway

Well, to me, this says much more about the “metal” used to make Fiat 500s than the drunken girl’s teeth.


26 posted on 01/09/2014 7:55:32 PM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Chode

That is a fairly remarkable jaw line, for a goyl.


27 posted on 01/09/2014 7:56:10 PM PST by punchamullah
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To: MeshugeMikey

Agreed. (She is the kind of date you want to keep your pants zipped with)


28 posted on 01/09/2014 7:56:55 PM PST by faithhopecharity (no)
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To: punchamullah
heh heh heh...
29 posted on 01/09/2014 8:11:57 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: DannyTN; Lazamataz

I want to hear Laz’s verdict too. I know he’s open minded, but how brave is he?


30 posted on 01/10/2014 3:55:16 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: Pollster1

I’m anticipating his response will be: “I’d gag it, then hit it”.


31 posted on 01/10/2014 10:07:23 AM PST by DannyTN (A>)
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