Skip to comments.How to Dress So Basic Bros Leave You Alone
Posted on 01/09/2014 7:05:12 PM PST by nickcarraway
Its hard for a woman to know what exactly to wear to deflect unwanted attention from men. Man Repeller Leandra Medine's pioneering attempts didnt exactly take. Luckily, Huffington Post editors have asked the male fashion geniuses in their lives to complete the sentence I hate when women wear
According to their survey, men hate when women wear beanies, floppy hats, hair bows, open-side shirts, oversize sweaters, shoulder pads, peplums, bandeau bikinis (they just make your shoulders look like a linebacker), bright lipstick, heavy eye makeup, fake nails, bangles, pointy-toed shoes, wedge sneakers, ultra-high heels, fold-over ankle boots (it looks like the shoes have), high-waisted jeans, high-waisted shorts, high-waisted skirts (it lacks a certain degree of subtlety), pantsuits (youre a woman, not a man), drop-crotch pants (really, any loose fitting pants,) and mullet dresses (I just don't get it where's the party? You are covering the back!"). The question is how to wear all of these things at once.
Meh. Like this is hard? Polyester Pant Suit! ;)
imagine if the Pajama Boy meme entered the world of dress down fashion....
Might I add I hate it when women wear tatoos.... And they’re permanent.
Agreed. Same with ‘sculpted eyebrows.’
I hate it when women wear clothes.
If you want to be left alone, hang out at a gay bar (with the Huffington Post "male fashion geniuses" who opined in the piece).
Ar you sure???
Just google butch women, you’ll get plenty of pointers
I think I saw them at walmart.
What the Jeopardy contestant wore on today’s episode.
Nope, there the "gals" will be the ones hitting on you
You'd change your tune in a hurry if Rosie O'Donuts or the Mooch was around............
Translation: What can I wear so only the Alpha bad boys notice me and not all these worthless Betas?
One word. Sweats.
Me too on the tattoos and weird, unnatural eyebrows. Also half a dozen piercings in each ear.
Lol! You beat me!
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