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Angry baker sends a turd-shaped cake to an engagement party, causing a stink.
happyplace.someecards.com ^ | 01/08/2014 | Jonathan Corbett

Posted on 01/11/2014 3:59:55 AM PST by Pollster1

A woman in New Zealand ordered a chocolate cake for her sister's engagement party, but when the bride opened the box she found what looked like a giant turd along with a note saying "Eat ____!" The owner of Oh Cakes says she was angry because the woman wasn't specific enough with her instructions and then failed to show up for a meeting . . .

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda
Homosexuality had nothing to do with this confectionery, but I wonder if we'll see more similar cakes as the gay mafia gets more aggressive.

The picture is amusingly gross, but I won't post it, just a link: http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2014/01/52cdfd571ff70.jpg

1 posted on 01/11/2014 3:59:56 AM PST by Pollster1
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To: Pollster1

That is gross, but I laughed a good one over this picture. Can we order one for the Obama’s?


2 posted on 01/11/2014 4:02:14 AM PST by dforest
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To: Pollster1

Well, at least it’s not steaming.


3 posted on 01/11/2014 4:03:24 AM PST by cynwoody
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To: Pollster1
The owner of Oh Cakes says she was angry because the woman wasn't specific enough with her instructions and then failed to show up for a meeting .

Certainly no way to run a business. She was angry the woman wasn't specific enough (so chose the shape of something as meticulously specific, crass to no end, as the one she did?)

4 posted on 01/11/2014 4:08:09 AM PST by lbryce (Obama:The Worst is Yet To Come)
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To: Pollster1

Reminds me of kitty litter cake. Google it. I made it for the birthday of one of my son’s friends one year. He loved it. It actually tasted pretty good. It involved melted tootsierolls and yellow pudding.


5 posted on 01/11/2014 4:16:34 AM PST by Mercat
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To: Pollster1

She needs to change the name of her business to “Oh Sh*t” Cakes


6 posted on 01/11/2014 4:19:46 AM PST by twister881
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To: cynwoody

Not anymore, at any rate.


7 posted on 01/11/2014 4:28:50 AM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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To: dforest

At our house, when you take a dump it’s referred to as “taking Obama to the White House”.


8 posted on 01/11/2014 4:32:24 AM PST by Kozak ("Send them back your fierce defiance! Stamp upon the cursed alliance! To arms, to arms in Dixie!)
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To: Mercat

What a crude world we live in. I’ll stick with Fudgie the Whale and sheet cake.


9 posted on 01/11/2014 4:37:08 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: Pollster1

That picture is no worse than the Helen Thomas pics that keep getting posted.


10 posted on 01/11/2014 4:49:39 AM PST by iowamark (I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy)
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To: Pollster1
Wonder if I can order a "Go F__K yourself" cake for the White Hut?

Slap up a website and go see the Sharks, you're in business.

11 posted on 01/11/2014 4:57:54 AM PST by Aevery_Freeman (It was the best of governments; it is the worst of governments.)
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To: Pollster1

Doesn’t look big enough to serve a party.

I like chocolate. I would eat it. It is probably not real poop.


12 posted on 01/11/2014 5:05:49 AM PST by Vermont Lt (If you want to keep your dignity, you can keep it. Period........ Just kidding, you can't keep it.)
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To: Pollster1

The kernels of corn are a nice artistic touch.


13 posted on 01/11/2014 5:06:18 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Pollster1

He’s onto something. May I please order one for my boss’s birthday?


14 posted on 01/11/2014 5:18:59 AM PST by faithhopecharity (now)
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To: miss marmelstein
Fudgie the whale IS the Santa Claus cake.


15 posted on 01/11/2014 5:38:40 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Pollster1

What an over reaction.


16 posted on 01/11/2014 5:55:36 AM PST by FrdmLvr ("WE ARE ALL OSAMA, 0BAMA!" al-Qaeda terrorists who breached the American compound in Benghazi)
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To: Mercat

I made that for a tailgate party once, put it in a new kitty litter box and used a new kitty litter scoop as a serving spoon. It was delicious.


17 posted on 01/11/2014 5:58:16 AM PST by FrdmLvr ("WE ARE ALL OSAMA, 0BAMA!" al-Qaeda terrorists who breached the American compound in Benghazi)
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To: Vermont Lt
I would eat it. It is probably not real poop.

I like how you said "probably".

18 posted on 01/11/2014 5:58:30 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: iowamark

I thought of her, which is why I didn’t post the pic. I hate the HT pics.


19 posted on 01/11/2014 5:59:19 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: Pollster1

Great recipe for a gay cake.


20 posted on 01/11/2014 6:04:22 AM PST by ThePatriotsFlag ("There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide." - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: ThePatriotsFlag

Agreed.


21 posted on 01/11/2014 6:18:13 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: Pollster1

In 5 years this act will be considered insensitive to Slit Eaters who “just have a different life style.”

If there are such people (I am afraid to Google it), I bet they will be a voting block at the Democratic National Convention by 2020.


22 posted on 01/11/2014 6:35:25 AM PST by Uncle Lonny
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To: Uncle Lonny

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia


23 posted on 01/11/2014 6:38:06 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Uncle Lonny

Dogs do it, but only because they do not have hands to remove another dog’s feces from their territory.


24 posted on 01/11/2014 7:30:52 AM PST by oblomov
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To: dforest
"That is gross, but I laughed a good one over this picture. Can we order one for the Obama’s?"

"So let it be written. So let it be done."


25 posted on 01/11/2014 7:57:10 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: FrdmLvr

Yes! We also used a new litter pan and scoop and then we put it on the floor and have a photo of our cat looking at it with interest.


26 posted on 01/11/2014 8:01:57 AM PST by Mercat
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To: Pollster1

A bit extreme.

I prefer a simple, low-key sheet cake with “Find the Toenail” written in green icing on the top.


27 posted on 01/11/2014 8:15:32 AM PST by Arm_Bears (Refuse; Resist; Rebel; Revolt!)
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To: Uncle Lonny

Yoou missed it. They won the presidency, twice.


28 posted on 01/11/2014 9:24:55 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: Pollster1

Nothing is sure in this world any more. I guess I would lick it first. That’s what my dog does. Of course, he’s gonna eat it no matter. Makes me wonder why he sniffs it to start with.


29 posted on 01/11/2014 9:39:54 AM PST by Vermont Lt (If you want to keep your dignity, you can keep it. Period........ Just kidding, you can't keep it.)
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To: Mercat

Almond Roca and Grape Nuts make a convincing litter box, as well.


30 posted on 01/11/2014 11:41:57 AM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: Pollster1

Dad is great, bring out the chocolate cake.


31 posted on 01/11/2014 1:19:56 PM PST by Organic Panic
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To: Vermont Lt

32 posted on 01/11/2014 1:22:44 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: ThePatriotsFlag
Great recipe for a gay cake.

It's not as if they haven't already "acquired the taste."

33 posted on 01/11/2014 1:23:18 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Organic Panic
Dad is great, bring out the chocolate cake.

Don't forget the Grapefruit juice.

34 posted on 01/11/2014 1:24:16 PM PST by dfwgator
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