I scored 80%!
RE: Bad Pick-Up Lines
“Did you just get hit in the head with a baseball? Because I think you’re swell!”
“Do you drive a Prius? Because up until now we’ve been pre-us.”
“Excuse me, do bras come in size perfect? Because I’d buy that for you. Seriously, what’s your cup size?”
“Our long term relationship starts (looks at watch)....now.”
“I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.”
“Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.”
“Are you from Tennessee? Because...I’m very interested in that region.”
“Do you have an overdue library book? Cause you got fine written all over you.
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like former professional tennis player Steffi Graf, see?” (holds up mirror)
“Are you from Tennessee? Because I’d like to buy you a Hennessy.”
“Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.”
“Have you been eating a lot? Because I think you’re beautiFULL.”
“Are you from Alaska? Because Alaskya to french me.”
“Do you remember Mike Seaver’s best friend Boner on Growing Pains? Well, that’s also the name of my best friend. Would you like to meet him?”
“You remind me of Michael Jordan because I feel the need to double team you.”
“The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...for you.”
Forgot one: small bank account.
I tired to read 1 thru 3 and 5 thru 10, but 4 kept distracting me.
What women are they talking about? that’s certainly not my top 10 turn-offs. A few of them don’t bother me in the least. Top turn off—some feminist woman believing she speaks for all women and wimpy, prissy men.
Let’s call this the DUH List.
I find women associate good spelling with the promise of success.
You would have a hard time finding a needier, more self-centered, more demanding creature than the modern female. It would be much better if they concentrated on their careers 24/7 and left men alone. They will never be satisfied with a male who does not fit their requirements, never realizing that such a man would have a choice of many more desirable women than she.
“Or even worse, the guy who picks you up in a rented BMW, pretending he is the owner.”
But if he OWNS the BMW, he’s good to go, right?
Of course right.
Stopped reading right there.
This is BS. Ignoring them is the easiest pick up ever.
by how much attention they receive when ... asking for advice.It's not advice they seek, it is listening to their approach, then obtaining an endorsement of it so they have somebody to blame if the path they've preselected doesn't turn out as they intend.
Speaking as someone who has money now, its all about money.
The rest is all additions to the list once the know you have money.
And if does all of the above but has a loaded bank account, she will say he has "character".
Bad jokes.
How can one know what those would be without knowing the person and their values or sensibilities or sensitivities?
Many intelligent men tend to be sarcastic, some bitingly so. I appreciate the art form, but many, many do not.
Sarcasm is like an out of control power tool. One has no idea whether another person “gets” sarcasm until you know a fair amount about them. I find that women generally do not like sarcasm, because “getting it” means putting them into their intellectual heads when they naturally reside in their emotions. And there is generally a hidden hostility in sarcasm. No like. It is one thing for a woman, say, to be watching a John Stewart show where sarcasm and his sense of humor is expected. At a safe distance. Not so one on one with a newly-met person. So for women, they detect 1: hidden hostility, and 2: talking over them. Much like the effect of the “rented BMW” a person who is being told jokes, even if they are great ones, who does not get those jokes, begins to feel quite inferior to the teller.
Sarcasm IMO is a very bad strategy with newly-met people, of either sex.
What time does it get dark around here?
Sometimes it actually worked!