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Iranian news agency reports US has been run by Nazi space aliens since 1945
UPI ^ | Jan. 13, 2014 | Evan Bleier

Posted on 01/13/2014 9:38:12 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

Jan. 13 (UPI) -- Here’s a headline for a story that seems just a bit too out-of-this-world to be true:

“Snowden Documents Proving ‘US-Alien-Hitler’ Link Stun Russia” appeared on the website of semi-official Iranian news agency Fars News on Sunday.

After previously reporting on subjects like the British royal family being Jewish and Israel's plans to annex Iraq, Fars News may have outdone itself by breaking news that the U.S. government has been run by a "shadow government" of Nazi space aliens since 1945.

According to the paper, the information about the secret government of Nazi aliens was provided by NSA leaker Edward Snowden.

(Excerpt) Read more at upi.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Society; UFO's
KEYWORDS: aliens; edwardsnowden; iran; napl; nazis
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Do wookies count?
1 posted on 01/13/2014 9:38:12 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

Finally.

Some real news.


2 posted on 01/13/2014 9:39:00 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Just think, these people may soon have nuclear weapons.


3 posted on 01/13/2014 9:39:00 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That would explain a lot.


4 posted on 01/13/2014 9:41:25 PM PST by ottbmare (the OTTB mare, now a proud Marine Mom)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Far more credible than what CNN and the lib media reports everyday..


5 posted on 01/13/2014 9:43:02 PM PST by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: Slings and Arrows
Nazi space aliens? I thought they were Jewish space aliens. Talk about irony!
6 posted on 01/13/2014 9:43:49 PM PST by Dr. Thorne ("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
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To: Dr. Thorne

Logical consistency is not a virtue in Islam.


7 posted on 01/13/2014 9:44:55 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Who let the cat out of the bag?


8 posted on 01/13/2014 9:44:56 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Slings and Arrows

In before the obligatory “Hitler finds out about Nazi Space Aliens” video...


9 posted on 01/13/2014 9:45:56 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I never realized that. You learn something every day.


10 posted on 01/13/2014 9:46:29 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s ridiculous. The U.S. has only been run by Nazi space aliens since 2008.


11 posted on 01/13/2014 9:47:53 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Slings and Arrows
Iranian news agency reports US has been run by Nazi space aliens since 1945

Well that ain't half bad, I imagined much worse........Just saying :)

12 posted on 01/13/2014 9:50:04 PM PST by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert......Nuff said.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well that explains Bill Clinton and Obama


13 posted on 01/13/2014 9:52:29 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Slings and Arrows
This is news?


14 posted on 01/13/2014 9:52:54 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Slings and Arrows
> semi-official Iranian news agency Fars News

Are you sure that's not Farside News?

15 posted on 01/13/2014 9:55:43 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Yep, Iranian news should know.

Jarrett

16 posted on 01/13/2014 9:56:05 PM PST by Red Steel
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To: dayglored
Are you sure that's not Farside News?

No.

17 posted on 01/13/2014 9:56:16 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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18 posted on 01/13/2014 9:56:23 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: nickcarraway

I am honored to have enriched your mind.


19 posted on 01/13/2014 9:56:53 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Plan “Nein” from Outer Space?


20 posted on 01/13/2014 9:58:09 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Slings and Arrows

21 posted on 01/13/2014 10:00:33 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: P.O.E.

With Joe Biden in the Tor Johnson role.


22 posted on 01/13/2014 10:01:20 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

23 posted on 01/13/2014 10:02:32 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sounds like a slight disagreement with the Nation of Islam, but not a whole lot.


24 posted on 01/13/2014 10:04:07 PM PST by ansel12
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hmmm, FDR, JFK, LBJ, Jimmuh, Bill and Hill, Algore, JeffinK, not mention many lesser lizard aliens like Debbie Washerwoman Schlutz, Sheila Lee Jackson, Anthony Weiner, Nanzi Pelozi ....


25 posted on 01/13/2014 10:06:03 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: P.O.E.

They came in UFOs. Unidentified Fascist Object.


26 posted on 01/13/2014 10:06:21 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: JoeProBono

No surprises there.


27 posted on 01/13/2014 10:07:41 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

1945 is a bit early. Surely since January 1989 it would not surprise.


28 posted on 01/13/2014 10:09:23 PM PST by lurk
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To: Slings and Arrows

I never knew the aliens were democrats.


29 posted on 01/13/2014 10:10:31 PM PST by Fungi
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To: Slings and Arrows

Nazi space aliens? Not as many as you’d think.

Those guys are on some good stuff.


30 posted on 01/13/2014 10:10:32 PM PST by RichInOC ("In the name of Allah, The Inexorable, The Irresistible...")
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows

Let's come back in 2014, by then we won't be violating the prime directive.

31 posted on 01/13/2014 10:11:53 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Dr. Thorne; Slings and Arrows

To be specific, they are Nazi Jewish Palestinian transgender vegetarian aliens that reformed Westboro Baptist members. And they are controlling the U.S. to take our applesauce back to their planet. It’s like oil there.


32 posted on 01/13/2014 10:12:10 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Fungi
I never knew the aliens were democrats.

They want to enslave mankind. What else would they be?

33 posted on 01/13/2014 10:12:37 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: P.O.E.; Slings and Arrows

Have you ever noticed almost every Nazi on TV in the 60’s was played by a Jewish actor?


34 posted on 01/13/2014 10:16:24 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Including every major Nazi role on Hogan's Heroes. The actors had it written into their contracts that the Nazis would never win.
35 posted on 01/13/2014 10:18:42 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nickcarraway

Actually, just watched the original Night Gallery pilot movie. I won’t spoil it for you, but the last episode about the Nazi on the run in South America is awesome.


36 posted on 01/13/2014 10:22:37 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I stand corrected!


37 posted on 01/13/2014 10:27:14 PM PST by Fungi
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To: TigersEye

38 posted on 01/13/2014 10:27:32 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Are these the same folks that claimed the holocaust was hoax?


39 posted on 01/13/2014 10:32:22 PM PST by clearcarbon
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sounds pretty accurate to me.


40 posted on 01/13/2014 10:36:49 PM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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41 posted on 01/13/2014 10:45:48 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: Slings and Arrows

You mean to tell me that I have competition?!


42 posted on 01/13/2014 11:10:51 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: clearcarbon

They claim both that a) the Holocaust never happened, and b) Hitler was a hero for committing it.


43 posted on 01/13/2014 11:24:44 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Darksheare

I voted for you in ‘44, but the aliens got their guys on the Galactic Court to fix the election.


44 posted on 01/13/2014 11:24:46 PM PST by ToastedHead
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To: Slings and Arrows

Remember the aliens that said, “Klaatu barada nikto heil hitler?”


45 posted on 01/13/2014 11:24:56 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Darksheare

They have death rays. You have coffee. It’s a fair fight.


46 posted on 01/13/2014 11:27:41 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ToastedHead

Those fiends!


47 posted on 01/13/2014 11:32:52 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Death ray coffee.
I must develop this.


48 posted on 01/13/2014 11:33:27 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: P.O.E.

LOL!


49 posted on 01/13/2014 11:34:24 PM PST by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: Darksheare
Just cause the swinging chads didn't hang your way doesn't mean you can't go on to make a difference. There's a galaxy warming issue you can pimp.


50 posted on 01/13/2014 11:50:06 PM PST by ToastedHead
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