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Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Mayfair
Philadelphia Daily News ^ | 01/13/2014 | VINNY VELLA,

Posted on 01/14/2014 3:38:52 PM PST by Kid Shelleen

Edited on 01/14/2014 3:47:21 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

As in cheese - the kind normally found sandwiched between corned beef and rye on a Reuben. But this particular man is using his dairy products to satisfy a different craving.

The Mayfair Town Watch reported yesterday on its Facebook page that the "Swiss Cheese Pervert" has been terrorizing neighborhood women.


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1 posted on 01/14/2014 3:38:52 PM PST by Kid Shelleen
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To: Kid Shelleen

He’s a Muenster!!


2 posted on 01/14/2014 3:39:29 PM PST by SilvieWaldorfMD (A Realistically Really Real Housewife)
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To: Kid Shelleen; Albion Wilde; Tribune7; TAdams8591; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; wireman; Mr. Binnacle; ...
**** Philly Metro Ping ****



3 posted on 01/14/2014 3:39:45 PM PST by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: Kid Shelleen

I have an alibi.


4 posted on 01/14/2014 3:40:59 PM PST by Billthedrill
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5 posted on 01/14/2014 3:42:01 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Swiss, not famunda?


6 posted on 01/14/2014 3:42:31 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Great. Now I want a Reuben, and it’s almost 1:00 in the morning where I live.

Curse you, Philadelphia Daily News!!


7 posted on 01/14/2014 3:42:41 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

LOL


8 posted on 01/14/2014 3:42:45 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: Kid Shelleen

A sexual cheese fetish?

I hope it’s not Brie.


9 posted on 01/14/2014 3:43:28 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Kid Shelleen
"He...he thought I was...cheese..."


10 posted on 01/14/2014 3:44:47 PM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Kid Shelleen

First track down any guys named Reuben and see if there are any holes in their story.


11 posted on 01/14/2014 3:48:24 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: JoeProBono

What about Gorgonzola, the cheese monster?


12 posted on 01/14/2014 3:49:13 PM PST by Noumenon (Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

For some, any hole will do.


13 posted on 01/14/2014 3:50:51 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: JoeProBono

Looks Curdish to me.


14 posted on 01/14/2014 3:51:50 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman

It’s going to take some grate police work, but he’s going to gouda trial and be on his whey to prison.


15 posted on 01/14/2014 3:53:23 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Product of a bad culture.


16 posted on 01/14/2014 3:54:20 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Kid Shelleen

He’s no Gouda.


17 posted on 01/14/2014 3:54:33 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Kid Shelleen

You gouda be kidding.


18 posted on 01/14/2014 3:56:58 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: Kid Shelleen

He’s going to Jarlsberg.


19 posted on 01/14/2014 3:58:30 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Kid Shelleen

Is that Rob Ford?


20 posted on 01/14/2014 3:59:20 PM PST by csvset
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