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Naked Woman Wearing Angel Wings Is Busted (with photo)
The Smoking Gun ^ | 1/15/14

Posted on 01/15/2014 10:05:08 AM PST by null and void

Police collar birthday girl, 47, promenading in her birthday suit

JANUARY 15--A naked woman wearing a pair of angel wings was arrested early yesterday after police spotted her walking on an Arkansas street.

Christine Lawrence, 47, was busted for indecent exposure after a pair of Mountain Home Police Department officers responded to a 3:20 AM call about “a female walking down the middle of the road with nothing on besides angel wings,” according to a police report.

When one patrolman sought to speak with Lawrence, she fled into her nearby Circle Drive residence. As Lawrence was subsequently being arrested, she struggled with police, leading to an additional charge of resisting arrest.

The police report does not indicate why Lawrence was promenading in her birthday suit, though yesterday happened to be her birthday.

Seen in the above mug shot, Lawrence was booked into the Baxter County jail on the two misdemeanor charges. She remains locked up in lieu of $790, and is scheduled for a February 4 court appearance.


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: christinelawrence; guilty; indecentexposure; ugh
You were warned.
1 posted on 01/15/2014 10:05:08 AM PST by null and void
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To: null and void

We definitely need to legalize drugs.


2 posted on 01/15/2014 10:06:36 AM PST by ifinnegan
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To: null and void

Where can one buy brain bleach?

/johnny


3 posted on 01/15/2014 10:07:40 AM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: null and void
Do not attempt this at home!


4 posted on 01/15/2014 10:11:05 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: null and void

Good nekkid and bad nekkid. This was bad nekkid.


5 posted on 01/15/2014 10:12:30 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: central_va

Proving you can play in the big leagues with the proper uniform.


6 posted on 01/15/2014 10:15:27 AM PST by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
I'm out of brain bleach, but you're welcome to my grater when I'm done with it...

Head Grater photo cheesegrate.jpg

7 posted on 01/15/2014 10:16:09 AM PST by null and void (We need to shake this snowglobe up.)
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To: null and void
Bieber has been a tremendous influence.


8 posted on 01/15/2014 10:16:54 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: null and void
She remains locked up in lieu of $790, and is scheduled for a February 4 court appearance.

Well there's another drain on the taxpayer... locking up a middleaged nudist for 3 weeks for misdemeanor crazy and what amounts to excessive bail instead of releasing her on her own recog. Are they afraid she'll fly away?

9 posted on 01/15/2014 10:18:52 AM PST by Valpal1 (If the police can t solve a problem with violence, they ll find a way to fix it with brute force)
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To: null and void

Indecent exposure is the operative term.


10 posted on 01/15/2014 10:19:51 AM PST by Howie66 (Molon Labe, Traitors!)
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To: humblegunner

Put on this Earth to make music and hurl eggs, says he.


11 posted on 01/15/2014 10:20:31 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: null and void; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows

12 posted on 01/15/2014 10:24:12 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: null and void

Gee, I didn’t know angel wings were illegal.

;^)


13 posted on 01/15/2014 10:25:09 AM PST by Bullish (America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
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To: null and void
I wonder how much taxpayer money was spent to secure that $790 and keep the town from seeing her lady bits?

Must not have a dog - at least there's no mention of shooting one.

14 posted on 01/15/2014 10:25:21 AM PST by colorado tanker
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To: Valpal1; GeronL
Well there's another drain on the taxpayer... locking up a middleaged nudist for 3 weeks for misdemeanor crazy and what amounts to excessive bail instead of releasing her on her own recog. Are they afraid she'll fly away?

Flew the coop!


15 posted on 01/15/2014 10:25:43 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: Bullish
Gee, I didn’t know angel wings were illegal.

Transcpecies are permitted to have wings but they must be applied by a medical professional.

16 posted on 01/15/2014 10:26:41 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: null and void

You may not be an angel
‘Cause angels are so few
But until the day that one comes along
I’ll string along with you

Or not.


17 posted on 01/15/2014 10:26:57 AM PST by DManA
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To: central_va
"Do not attempt this at home!:

True dat...

OR...

at the very least wait until Mrs. Dawgg is out of town...

18 posted on 01/15/2014 10:27:07 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: null and void

She was desperate to meet Bill Clinton and...


19 posted on 01/15/2014 10:29:29 AM PST by OrangeHoof (2001-2008: "Dissent Is Patriotism!" 2009-2016: "Dissent Is Racism!")
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To: JRandomFreeper

This brain cleaning calls for a wire brush and Lava soap.


20 posted on 01/15/2014 10:29:46 AM PST by Noumenon (Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)
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To: a fool in paradise

21 posted on 01/15/2014 10:30:56 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Valpal1

Maybe they’re afraid she’ll turn up on the street naked again, only in daylight.


22 posted on 01/15/2014 10:31:02 AM PST by Tax-chick (Tell the mad chameleon he's not welcome anymore.)
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To: null and void

23 posted on 01/15/2014 10:34:52 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: null and void

Awww, a CHERUB!


24 posted on 01/15/2014 10:35:16 AM PST by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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To: null and void

Happy birthday bump.


25 posted on 01/15/2014 10:36:35 AM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: null and void

Auditioning for Victoria’s Secret?


26 posted on 01/15/2014 10:41:54 AM PST by DBrow
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To: null and void

Every time a bell rings...


27 posted on 01/15/2014 10:42:35 AM PST by Loyalist
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To: null and void

Ugh...that’d make a freight train take a dirt road.


28 posted on 01/15/2014 10:51:29 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: null and void

Guilty! You are to be hanged by the neck until dead (or until your wings lift you back up to the platform)!


29 posted on 01/15/2014 10:56:29 AM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: null and void
“a pair of angel wings”???

That would be 4 then? I mean, how many angels fly around with just one wing? None. They'd be flying around in a tight circle if they could fly at all.

So, the title is correct. But, “pair of angel wings” is.....superfluous. At best. What are they teaching these kids at journalism school these days? Oh. BTW. Guilty!! Lock'er up and thrown away the key!

30 posted on 01/15/2014 10:57:51 AM PST by saleman
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To: saleman

I never much believed angels wore robes.


31 posted on 01/15/2014 11:31:49 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: null and void

Arf.


32 posted on 01/15/2014 11:47:40 AM PST by ozzymandus
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To: null and void

IS that Mountain Home, Idaho? I have neighbors who are from there. Wonder if they know this nut? Small town-biggest ‘fun’ is a bowling alley, so I hear. Bet this spiced things up!


33 posted on 01/15/2014 12:09:13 PM PST by ClearBlueSky (When anyone says its not about Islam...it's about Islam. That death cult must be eradicated.)
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To: null and void

The police report does not indicate why Lawrence was promenading in her birthday suit, though yesterday happened to be her birthday.

***
Sounds like a logical explanation.

What is wrong with people today?!


34 posted on 01/15/2014 12:26:23 PM PST by Bigg Red
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To: Loyalist
Every time a bell rings...

A naked skank steals some wings?

35 posted on 01/15/2014 12:33:11 PM PST by Common Sense 101 (Hey libs... If your theories fly in the face of reality, it's not reality that's wrong.)
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To: saleman

Seraphims have six wings. One pair covers their face. One pair covers their feet. One pair they use to fly with.


36 posted on 01/15/2014 1:42:09 PM PST by AceMineral (Some people are slaves of their own stupidity.)
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To: AceMineral

Moochelle should be a modified seraphim-feet, face, just add the booty and we’re home free.


37 posted on 01/15/2014 4:51:25 PM PST by SgtHooper (If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.)
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To: a fool in paradise
http://www.fletcherarmstrongblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/no-one-wants-to-see-that.jpg

How 'bout you show me yours instead? >}:-})>

38 posted on 01/15/2014 5:38:44 PM PST by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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