Are You A ‘Yoda,’ ‘Luke Skywalker,’...Take The ‘Star Wars’ Personality Test

The Blaze ^ | January 18, 2014 | Mike Opelka

[Twotone]

Full title: Are You A ‘Yoda,’ ‘Luke Skywalker,’ Or Maybe A ‘Princess Leia?’ Take The ‘Star Wars’ Personality Test

Let’s push the “pause” button on the hard news for a few minutes and have a little fun.

The crew at Zimbio.com has posted an entertaining personality profile test that asks 14 questions and, based on your answers, tells you which Star Wars character most matches up with you.

[GraceG]

[ Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffereing.

As if moral failings and weaknesses such as avarice, vengeance, envy, lust, arrogance, and deceitfulness, play no part in bringing about suffering. No, FEAR is ultimately the cause of suffering, through anger and hate! Turn off your “fear” mechanism and there’ll be no more anger or hate and therefore no more suffering!

Yoda is one screwed up and morally-pranged toad. ]

Why do you think the old bloated republic became an oppressive empire right under the supposed protectors (Jedi council) noses?

The Old JINO (Jedi in Name Only) elites were just as much to blame as palpitine...

I am a sci-fi geek, BTW

[bicyclerepair]

Chewie I am

[FourtySeven]

Princess Leia!?!

I don’t know how that happened.

[cartan]

How did that happen!?

[MIchaelTArchangel]

And I didn’t even know Mouchelle was on FR!

[Finny]

Why do you think the old bloated republic became an oppressive empire right under the supposed protectors (Jedi council) noses? The Old JINO (Jedi in Name Only) elites were just as much to blame as palpitine...

LOLOL! Good point!

Yet if words mean things ... Yoda does advise from a totally amoral position. The paths to the Dark Side are vengeance, avarice, greed, lust, etc! Fear doesn't have a thing to do with it!

[central_va]

You might be a redneck Jedi if...

1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
5. You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
6. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
7. You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
8. You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
9. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
10. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
11. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
12. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
13. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
14. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
15. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17. You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
18. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
19. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
20. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.

[ClearBlueSky]

This woman has ALWAYS wanted to ‘score’ Luke Skywalker! LOL

[deputytess]

Princess Leia.

[mjp]

Boba Fett

[Finny]

LOLOLOL!!!!!

That is a HOOT!!!!!!

[Finny]

Han Solo, I am. (But then with the obvious slant to the questions, that’s the person I wanted to be and answered accordingly.)

Heck! I was kinda hoping to be Princess Leia, and prepared to be outraged if I turned out to be Yoda ...

... Obi Wan. And I chose Han Solo's blaster!!!!

[Twotone]

Isn’t ANYONE ELSE R2D2!!!

[R. Scott]

Chewbaca?!!?!?!

[ApplegateRanch]

More like a Yadda-yadda-yadda.

[ApplegateRanch]

As for Tolkien,

And it goes downnhill from there.

[dragonblustar]

I was hoping to get the Wookie. I ended up with Yoda.

[Finny]

Hey! I classified as “Tiana,” too! Also Obi Wan, and Harry Potter. Hmmm ..

[mirkwood]

[central_va]

Says I am a Boba Fett