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The World's Shortest Books----Required Reading
1/20/14 | Self

Posted on 01/20/2014 9:31:41 PM PST by Be Careful

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton" ______________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton _________________

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton _________________

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates ____________________________________

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman ____________________________

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry _____________________________________

HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian __________________________________

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson __________________________________

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

_______________________________________

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony _________________________________________

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

_________________________________________________

MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson And foreword by John Edwards

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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

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AND, JUST ADDED:

MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE of MILITARY STRATEGY

By Nancy Pelosi ________________________________________________________

And the shortest book of them all.......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama


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1 posted on 01/20/2014 9:31:41 PM PST by Be Careful
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To: Be Careful

LOL !!!

Now that there’s funny...


2 posted on 01/20/2014 9:39:00 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Be Careful

LOL.

Back in the early 1960s, I read a “book” called “The shortest horror story shorter by one word than the next to the last horror story.”

“The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.”


3 posted on 01/20/2014 9:46:51 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Be Careful; The Cajun; RedMDer; DJ MacWoW; vox_freedom; MeshugeMikey; moose07; deoetdoctrinae

LOLOLOL! Well Done, Be Careful!


4 posted on 01/20/2014 9:56:13 PM PST by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: Be Careful
MY FAVORITE SARAH PALIN QUOTES

By Bill Maher

5 posted on 01/20/2014 10:09:18 PM PST by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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To: Be Careful

The things I have done to strengthen America.
By Barack Hussein Obama


6 posted on 01/20/2014 10:28:44 PM PST by cquiggy
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Or the shortest story ever (supposedly written by Hemingway on a bar napkin):

For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.

7 posted on 01/20/2014 10:48:54 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: Be Careful

What It Means to Be A Lady: of Culture, Grace and Refinement! by Monica Lewenski: editoral commentary by Miley Cyrus


8 posted on 01/20/2014 10:54:45 PM PST by lee martell
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To: Be Careful

Everything men know about women.


9 posted on 01/20/2014 10:57:13 PM PST by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: Be Careful
WHY I HAVE A DEEP RESPECT FOR BARACK OBAMA

By Vladimir Putin

10 posted on 01/20/2014 11:04:02 PM PST by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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To: Be Careful
A DIARY OF THE TIMES I TOLD THE TRUTH

By Jodi Arias

11 posted on 01/20/2014 11:07:28 PM PST by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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To: informavoracious

Why Guys Think I’m Hot by Janet Reno


12 posted on 01/20/2014 11:09:38 PM PST by Cowgirl
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To: Be Careful

From Mad Magazine:

Famous Jewish Athletes.


13 posted on 01/20/2014 11:59:25 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
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To: coloradan

Female Logic


14 posted on 01/21/2014 12:00:10 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
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To: Be Careful

Ping


15 posted on 01/21/2014 12:50:01 AM PST by Justice
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
“The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a lock knock on the door.” Fixed.
16 posted on 01/21/2014 1:37:23 AM PST by dorothy ( "When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: All

English Grammar....


17 posted on 01/21/2014 1:47:11 AM PST by varmintman
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To: Be Careful

George Foreman’s Big Book of Baby Names


18 posted on 01/21/2014 3:18:27 AM PST by bolobaby
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To: Be Careful

Add this one to the list:

“Loyalty For Dummies” by Lebron James.


19 posted on 01/21/2014 3:28:21 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: Be Careful

“Winning the World Series: A look at the Chicago Cubs big season”


20 posted on 01/21/2014 3:57:34 AM PST by pieceofthepuzzle
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To: Jeff Chandler

French Military Heroes of WWII.

Ethics of Jewish Businessmen.

Negroes I’ve Met While Yachting.


21 posted on 01/21/2014 3:59:13 AM PST by Ancient Man
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To: Be Careful
That was great. Thanks for the laugh.

Here is another book: 'RINOs who are loved by the Tea Party' by J. McCain, L. Graham and the Bushes.

22 posted on 01/21/2014 4:45:31 AM PST by ExCTCitizen (2014theyearofdeadRINOs)
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To: onyx

A comprehensive listing of Obama’s girl friends.


23 posted on 01/21/2014 6:54:15 AM PST by RedMDer (Happy with this, America? Make your voices heard. 2014 is just around the corner. ~ Sarah Palin)
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To: Be Careful

Great Moderates in History.


24 posted on 01/21/2014 6:55:05 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Jeff Chandler
Famous Jewish Athletes.

I thought that was a leaflet.


25 posted on 01/21/2014 6:56:04 AM PST by dfwgator
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Great Moderates of History-——THAT is funny....but who is the author? Neville Chamberlain?


26 posted on 01/21/2014 7:16:10 AM PST by Be Careful
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To: bolobaby

This I did not get until someone filled me in on loveable ol’ George....SO FUNNY!!


27 posted on 01/21/2014 7:46:38 AM PST by Be Careful
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