Skip to comments.The World's Shortest Books----Required Reading
Posted on 01/20/2014 9:31:41 PM PST by Be Careful
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton" ______________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton _________________
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton _________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates ____________________________________
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman ____________________________
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry _____________________________________
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian __________________________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson __________________________________
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony _________________________________________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson And foreword by John Edwards
HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
AND, JUST ADDED:
MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE of MILITARY STRATEGY
By Nancy Pelosi ________________________________________________________
And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama
Now that there’s funny...
Back in the early 1960s, I read a “book” called “The shortest horror story shorter by one word than the next to the last horror story.”
“The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.”
By Bill Maher
The things I have done to strengthen America.
By Barack Hussein Obama
For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
What It Means to Be A Lady: of Culture, Grace and Refinement! by Monica Lewenski: editoral commentary by Miley Cyrus
Everything men know about women.
By Vladimir Putin
By Jodi Arias
Why Guys Think I’m Hot by Janet Reno
From Mad Magazine:
Famous Jewish Athletes.
George Foreman’s Big Book of Baby Names
Add this one to the list:
“Loyalty For Dummies” by Lebron James.
“Winning the World Series: A look at the Chicago Cubs big season”
French Military Heroes of WWII.
Ethics of Jewish Businessmen.
Negroes I’ve Met While Yachting.
Here is another book: 'RINOs who are loved by the Tea Party' by J. McCain, L. Graham and the Bushes.
A comprehensive listing of Obama’s girl friends.
Great Moderates in History.
I thought that was a leaflet.
Great Moderates of History-——THAT is funny....but who is the author? Neville Chamberlain?
This I did not get until someone filled me in on loveable ol’ George....SO FUNNY!!
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