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For The Gun Lover: The Couch Bunker
popularairsoft ^ | OptimusPrime

Posted on 01/22/2014 11:39:00 AM PST by virgil283

"Just when you thought that you have used up all the space inside your house to store away your guns,.. The Couch Bunker shows you the solution... "Imagine a fire-rated gun safe hidden inside a custom built couch, with bullet proof cushions with carry straps, so they can be used on the fly as a shield. Now there is one....."

.....;

CouchBunker™ patent pending, is available in a wide range of styles, leather and fabric coverings creating choices from game room casual to living room formal. Charles Alan Inc., a Ft. Worth contract furniture house, makes the couches, to order

(Excerpt) Read more at popularairsoft.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Hobbies
KEYWORDS: banglist; gun
" The safe portion is the size of 1/2 a queen sized bed, and weighs 650 pounds. The safe is 78in long, by 29.5in wides, and 14in deep. It is lined with a two-hour fire wall...

The optional bullet resistant cushions, serving as portable, personal shields, will stop a 44 Magnum at point blank range." { hat tip instapundit }

1 posted on 01/22/2014 11:39:01 AM PST by virgil283
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To: virgil283

I love the idea, but when I look at that I just imagine trying to carry it up a flight of stairs.


2 posted on 01/22/2014 11:40:54 AM PST by thorvaldr
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To: virgil283

Dude. Incorporate a beer tap, and I’ll only need to get up to use the bathroom.


3 posted on 01/22/2014 11:42:58 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy
Dude. Incorporate a beer tap, and I’ll only need to get up to use the bathroom.

You have obviously never seen Idiocracy.


4 posted on 01/22/2014 11:47:49 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts ("The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it." - George Orwell)
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To: 2nd amendment mama

Check this out!

Do we need to go shopping? LOL!


5 posted on 01/22/2014 11:48:42 AM PST by basil (2ASisters.org)
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To: virgil283

Doesn’t hold near enough guns. Didn’t I see this in a drug movie shoot-out once? Fat black guy sitting on a couch ignores shoot-out all around him, finishes his ice cream, suddenly leans back and a sawed-off 12 ga. pops up into his hands and he starts blasting.


6 posted on 01/22/2014 11:48:55 AM PST by ozzymandus
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To: 1rudeboy

Incorporate a urinal on the end of the arm, and you won’t even need to find the bathroom...


7 posted on 01/22/2014 11:49:45 AM PST by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion. 01-20-2016; I pray we make it that long.)
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To: ozzymandus

“Doesn’t hold near enough guns.”

Actually the website says that, since they are laying down, you can get about 40 long guns in there. How much space do you need?


8 posted on 01/22/2014 11:53:21 AM PST by thorvaldr
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To: thorvaldr

About 5 of those things.


9 posted on 01/22/2014 12:00:32 PM PST by ozzymandus
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To: ozzymandus

I would need two for the guns and two for the ammo and accessories.

Better hope the wife is happy with the way the living room is arranged.


10 posted on 01/22/2014 12:12:35 PM PST by Johnny_cash (10 out of 10 idiots voted for 0Bama!)
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To: PubliusMM
In the meantime might need a little desiccant down there.

Poppie Did It!

11 posted on 01/22/2014 12:23:37 PM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: virgil283
The optional bullet resistant cushions, serving as portable, personal shields...

great for Superbowl parties with drunken armed relatives!

12 posted on 01/22/2014 12:53:22 PM PST by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad and lived with his parents .)
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To: RepRivFarm

ping! You gonna get a couple of these?


13 posted on 01/22/2014 1:18:22 PM PST by lcms rev
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To: virgil283
Hey! I saw that couch in the movie Book of Eli!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krsSOjTrXKA

14 posted on 01/22/2014 1:32:31 PM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: virgil283

Well, the kids sure won’t be jumping up and down on that!


15 posted on 01/22/2014 1:41:03 PM PST by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: 1rudeboy

Make it a recliner too.


16 posted on 01/22/2014 2:05:20 PM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: basil

Hmmmm - wonder what colors it comes in.....LOL


17 posted on 01/22/2014 2:52:49 PM PST by 2nd amendment mama ( www.2asisters.org | Self defense is a basic human right!)
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To: virgil283

The way that black piston/ shock absorber in the middle is set; would it interfere with the placement of the firearms as it moves up and down?


18 posted on 01/22/2014 7:27:18 PM PST by Redcitizen (Never bring a tank to a Chuck Norris fight.)
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To: Redcitizen
"black piston/ shock absorber in the middle"......my impression that it is a 'prop' not attached at the bottom...but if not, you are right...
19 posted on 01/22/2014 7:43:17 PM PST by virgil283 (When the sun spins, the cross appears, and the skies burn red)
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