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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 01/24/2014 4:28:11 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Official photo of Justin Bieber's arrest early yesterday morning.


A thousand private jets are planning to land in New York for the Super Bowl.
New Yorkers said, "Well, at least SOME Jets are headed to the Super Bowl." ~ Fallon

"Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this year’s Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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"On Friday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said gay people at the Olympics should not fear for their safety despite the country's anti-gay laws. He said they should fear for their safety because they're in Russia." –Jimmy Fallon

"The White House announced that President Obama will visit Pope Francis in the near future. Pope Francis thinks Obamacare can be a success. Sure, he's the Pope. He has to believe in miracles." –Jay Leno

"Health authorities say they're seeing a massive increase in antibiotic drug-resistant diseases and are predicting a worldwide epidemic of diseases we can no longer treat. That's great news, huh? We finally get healthcare and now we've got diseases you can't treat." –Jay Leno

"Health officials are now warning that pot smoking can cause apathy. In fact, a recent poll shows that most pot smokers couldn't care less." –Jay Leno


Someone has made fake London Underground signs, and whoever did it is a ruddy genius. Click here for more.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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Seems about right... let's keep this going.
'And "D" is for - Democrats love you more than those eeeviiil Republicans.'

1 posted on 01/24/2014 4:28:12 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

KEEPIN IT CLASSY




CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST



NOTICE TO ALL ON THE PING LIST
I'm updating my ping list, so raise your hand if you are here and still want to be counted on my ping list.

2 posted on 01/24/2014 4:30:29 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP FIVE!!!!
3 posted on 01/24/2014 4:31:35 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen
And a Good Weekend to All! To those in the Deep Freeze, stay warm!
4 posted on 01/24/2014 4:32:14 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

5 posted on 01/24/2014 4:32:56 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Rummyfan
NO JOB FOR YOU!

6 posted on 01/24/2014 4:36:00 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

frozen top ten
sighs.....I hate winter


7 posted on 01/24/2014 4:37:44 AM PST by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Lucky9teen

Muy awesome. Have a great weekend!


8 posted on 01/24/2014 4:39:59 AM PST by Toadman (To anger a Conservative, tell a lie. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.)
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To: Lucky9teen

here


9 posted on 01/24/2014 4:41:35 AM PST by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... History is a process, not an event)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!! Not only is it Friday, but I get to work from home today.


10 posted on 01/24/2014 4:42:53 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: bert

Live, Time, Intelligence
11 posted on 01/24/2014 4:42:56 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

yesyesyesyes


12 posted on 01/24/2014 4:43:11 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: Lucky9teen

A Happy Silly Friday Mornin’ To Ye!


13 posted on 01/24/2014 4:43:25 AM PST by left that other site
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To: bert

Here!


14 posted on 01/24/2014 4:44:29 AM PST by DooDahhhh
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To: Lucky9teen

Honesty, Money, Pines.
Alrighty then.


15 posted on 01/24/2014 4:54:54 AM PST by Mr. Impatient (I have no mop and I must clean.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Add me to your list please..


16 posted on 01/24/2014 4:56:11 AM PST by tje
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To: Lucky9teen
The book arrived in good time for a birthday treat, but have not yet managed to find time to read it. Other books were purchased but this one looks like a good book to settle down with on a cold, dark, winter evening - true romance.
17 posted on 01/24/2014 4:58:52 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Mia San Mia)
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To: Lucky9teen

Love, Money, Pines


18 posted on 01/24/2014 5:00:17 AM PST by Pecos (The Chicago Way: Kill the Constitution, one step at a time.)
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To: tje

You’re On! :)


19 posted on 01/24/2014 5:02:14 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Pecos
I guess love WON'T keep them together

20 posted on 01/24/2014 5:05:10 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

Love, Experience, Fun.....

After this past year, I have experience, looking forward to the love and fun.


21 posted on 01/24/2014 5:11:21 AM PST by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Gotta post this.....


22 posted on 01/24/2014 5:17:08 AM PST by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Been one CRAZY week here in SE Virginia....

Holiday on Monday, Tuesday was a normal workday, snow Tuesday night. Supposed to report to work at 10 AM Wednesday, got there at 9 just as my phone rang and I was informed they closed the base. Late report on Thursday, Today back to normal but it’s darn COLD. Hope to thaw out this weekend.


23 posted on 01/24/2014 5:20:46 AM PST by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Fun, youth, elm(s)


24 posted on 01/24/2014 5:21:52 AM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: Lucky9teen

In! And keep me on the ping list.

Thanks for making Fridays extra special around here.


25 posted on 01/24/2014 5:23:55 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 30!!!! YAY!!!


26 posted on 01/24/2014 5:38:14 AM PST by Monkey Face (I'd like to give thanks to my feet for supporting me and my arms for being at my side at all times.)
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To: Lucky9teen

27 posted on 01/24/2014 5:38:29 AM PST by cartan
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To: cartan

28 posted on 01/24/2014 5:39:35 AM PST by cartan
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Thirty!

Yeah. I suck at life right now...


29 posted on 01/24/2014 5:41:28 AM PST by RandallFlagg (IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
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To: Lucky9teen

Me!! I want in!


30 posted on 01/24/2014 5:42:23 AM PST by Monkey Face (I'd like to give thanks to my feet for supporting me and my arms for being at my side at all times.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Miscellaneous Thoughts. Volume I. Second Edition. by Revd. Dr. Trevor John Higley (Jan 12, 2014) - Kindle eBook $206.00 Kindle Edition
31 posted on 01/24/2014 5:48:51 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Mia San Mia)
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To: Lucky9teen



32 posted on 01/24/2014 5:55:12 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Lucky9teen

Youth (as if!!!) experience (well, okay) honesty (always).


33 posted on 01/24/2014 5:59:15 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Berlin_Freeper
How to become a millionaire.

Step 1) Create a product to sell for $200.00.

Step 2) Sell that product to 5,000 people. Voila, you're a millionaire.

34 posted on 01/24/2014 6:12:29 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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Love, Fun, Intelligence


35 posted on 01/24/2014 6:17:12 AM PST by mykroar (We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again. - Nathanael Greene)
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To: Lucky9teen

Intelligence. Freedom. Sin...?


36 posted on 01/24/2014 6:17:47 AM PST by jag.drafting
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To: Lucky9teen
PLEEEEEEASE keep me on the ping list.
37 posted on 01/24/2014 6:24:34 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss you, dad. :()
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To: Lucky9teen

First 3 words: Pines hones sac?


38 posted on 01/24/2014 6:25:53 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss you, dad. :()
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To: Lucky9teen

Top something!


39 posted on 01/24/2014 6:35:20 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Love, beauty, youth.

Huh?


40 posted on 01/24/2014 6:38:08 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

TGIF>>>>>>>!!!!!!!


41 posted on 01/24/2014 6:44:14 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen; All

As it’s no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.

The bouncer said, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai. “


42 posted on 01/24/2014 6:47:13 AM PST by tomkow6 (...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Same thing I got, but my first grandchild was born monday.


43 posted on 01/24/2014 6:52:10 AM PST by justrepublican (Screaming a "Vexatious requester" at a Wellstone memorial...........)
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To: Lucky9teen

Count me in for your PING list. Thank you


44 posted on 01/24/2014 6:52:54 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: Lucky9teen
4later

FMCDH(BITS)

45 posted on 01/24/2014 6:53:53 AM PST by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: justrepublican

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46 posted on 01/24/2014 6:54:53 AM PST by justrepublican (Screaming like a "Vexatious requester" at a Wellstone memorial...........)
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To: N. Theknow

Funny screensaver.

http://media.y8.com/system/contents/13365/original/Falling_Obama.swf


47 posted on 01/24/2014 6:58:40 AM PST by IM2MAD (IM2MAD=Individual Motivated 2 Make A Difference)
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To: IM2MAD

Oh Good Grief! He can’t even be a screen saver properly! It’s fun to help him along, though. Thanks for the link.


48 posted on 01/24/2014 7:05:35 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Lucky9teen

Still ping me please! I may not post, but I look forward to some silliness all week! You do a wonderful job with this and I appreciate the time you put into it!


49 posted on 01/24/2014 7:09:12 AM PST by Bookwoman ("...and I am unanimous in this...")
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To: Lucky9teen
I'm updating my ping list, so raise your hand if you are here and still want to be counted on my ping list.

Hand raised!

Real line from a Three Stooges short: "...so I'm writing you this letter. If you don't get it, let me know and I'll write another."

50 posted on 01/24/2014 7:11:20 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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