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State of the Union Drinking Bingo Phrases

Posted on 01/24/2014 8:27:32 AM PST by 3boysdad

Please help me come up with some anticipated phrases/words/gestures this evil muslim is going to spew at a Amerika next Tuesday. My buddy and I are at work today already betting on what they are going to be. We're both positive "income inequality" will be abused like a red headed stepchild in Walmart. I say the bonus phrase will be "polar vortex". Got any others? It'll be fun (even if watching the lying king is deplorable)!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bingo; drinking; letmebeclear; sotu; vanity

1 posted on 01/24/2014 8:27:32 AM PST by 3boysdad
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To: 3boysdad

I wouldn’t watch it if you paid me a million dollars.


2 posted on 01/24/2014 8:28:16 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: 3boysdad

Heck, you would be better off to just get drunk and pass out before he speaks.

No torture.


3 posted on 01/24/2014 8:29:47 AM PST by dforest
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To: dfwgator

You don’t have to watch! Just guess what propagana phrases and subjects he’ll abuse over and over again.


4 posted on 01/24/2014 8:30:18 AM PST by 3boysdad (The very elect.)
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To: 3boysdad

“Racism”. I think this will be used to excuse all his f***-ups. Things are so bad I expect nothing but excuses.


5 posted on 01/24/2014 8:31:19 AM PST by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: 3boysdad

If you count how many times he blames Congress, you’ll be passed out before Sheila Jackson Lee gets back to her seat


6 posted on 01/24/2014 8:31:41 AM PST by digger48
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To: dfwgator
I wouldn’t watch it if you paid me a million dollars.

For a million dollars? I'll agree on a public forum. (But can you put me in touch with the sponsor of that deal?)

7 posted on 01/24/2014 8:31:54 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
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To: Slump Tester

Thast’s a good one. I’ll put it on the board.


8 posted on 01/24/2014 8:32:23 AM PST by 3boysdad (The very elect.)
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To: 3boysdad

If you intend to play a drinking game during the SOTU address, and REALLY want to get dangerously drunk, you have to drink every time he says I, me or my.

I’d keep a phone close or a medic on call.


9 posted on 01/24/2014 8:33:21 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
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To: dfwgator

“Uh”
“Er”
Enuf of that...I try not to think of the punk.


10 posted on 01/24/2014 8:33:52 AM PST by cyn (Benghazi.)
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To: 3boysdad

I, my, and me?


11 posted on 01/24/2014 8:35:18 AM PST by 3boysdad (The very elect.)
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To: 3boysdad

“let me assure you” (as he tells another lie)


12 posted on 01/24/2014 8:36:17 AM PST by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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To: 3boysdad

“jobs” and “invest”.


13 posted on 01/24/2014 8:39:54 AM PST by be-baw (still seeking)
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To: 3boysdad

Focus like a laser
Recovery
Let me be crystal clear
People need to be held accountable
Women’s reproductive health
Fairness (related to taxation)
Comprehensive immigration reform
Rights for all (regarding gay marriage issue)


14 posted on 01/24/2014 8:40:41 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: be-baw

And “health”


15 posted on 01/24/2014 8:40:48 AM PST by be-baw (still seeking)
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To: 3boysdad

Something about minimum wage increase “to be fair” to those who work hard.


16 posted on 01/24/2014 8:41:21 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: Tenacious 1

Oops, you beat me to it.

How about, “I’ve tasked my administration...”?


17 posted on 01/24/2014 8:41:31 AM PST by 3boysdad (The very elect.)
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To: 3boysdad
The word I will figure prominently in his speech of that we can be certain!

I..Me..My..and Mine will most certainly be the most glaring examples of this dim witted frauds utter vanity.

MY "Year Of Action" will be mentioned at least five time.

Expect to hear the "term" Muslim American.. at least once.


18 posted on 01/24/2014 8:41:35 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ("When you meet the unbelievers, strike at their necks..." -- Qur'an 47:4)
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To: NEMDF

Excellent!!!!!


19 posted on 01/24/2014 8:44:33 AM PST by 3boysdad (The very elect.)
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To: 3boysdad

Don’t forget your duck call!


20 posted on 01/24/2014 8:45:15 AM PST by Octar
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To: 3boysdad

I’m going with “income inequality”.

I figure I should be totally numbed out fifteen minutes in.


21 posted on 01/24/2014 8:47:02 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: 3boysdad

Why not just have a nurse hook you up to an intravenous feed of your favorite drink and watch something else. When you are drunk, the SOTU address will be over or you won’t care if it’s over or not.


22 posted on 01/24/2014 8:48:16 AM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

You’re so right. Just one question.

Do you get to take a drink only when he say’s “I”. Or do any of the others (Me, Mine) count also?

If all count then someone’s gonna be drunker than hell 10 minutes in.


23 posted on 01/24/2014 8:48:37 AM PST by saleman
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To: MeshugeMikey

muslim american is an oxymoron!


24 posted on 01/24/2014 8:48:53 AM PST by 3boysdad (The very elect.)
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To: Octar
I love it, Octar!

Sure beats yelling, "Bingo".

Quack, Quack, Quack!

Wish I could send one to every conservative present - four, maybe five duck calls.

25 posted on 01/24/2014 8:52:38 AM PST by Aevery_Freeman (Politics are just the rules - Power is the game!)
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To: 3boysdad

“Inequality” will leave you inebriated.


26 posted on 01/24/2014 9:09:28 AM PST by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad and lived with his parents .)
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To: be-baw

fair


27 posted on 01/24/2014 9:11:05 AM PST by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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To: 3boysdad

Redskins might be another good sleeper.


28 posted on 01/24/2014 9:15:43 AM PST by mykroar (We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again. - Nathanael Greene)
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To: 3boysdad







29 posted on 01/24/2014 9:17:55 AM PST by sjm_888
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To: Octar

LOL You’re evil (because it would expose innocent people to 0’s mistral of bs).

That’s one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard. (Infiltrate sports bars with roving bands of people with duck calls. From here on out, the same attend as many lefty appearances as possible & drown ‘em out)


30 posted on 01/24/2014 9:18:04 AM PST by KGeorge (Till we're together again, Gypsy girl. May 28, 1998- June 3, 2013)
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To: sjm_888

“Deniers”.


31 posted on 01/24/2014 9:29:20 AM PST by Rebelbase (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: 3boysdad

The word Folks
but um,,


32 posted on 01/24/2014 9:47:31 AM PST by ▀udda▀udd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
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To: ├čudda├čudd

I know Mike Lee is going to deliver the TEA response but which RINO is going to deliver the RINO response?


33 posted on 01/24/2014 9:53:52 AM PST by txhurl
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To: dforest
Heck, you would be better off to just get drunk and pass out before he speaks.

Yep, that's the ticket. However, I won't have to pass out because I would NEVER listen to the little prick.

34 posted on 01/24/2014 9:57:16 AM PST by Digger
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To: 3boysdad

War on Women


35 posted on 01/24/2014 10:17:22 AM PST by buckeye49
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To: 3boysdad

Two entries: “bunch ah” and “folks”.


36 posted on 01/24/2014 10:18:53 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel
Why not just have a nurse hook you up to an intravenous feed of your favorite drink and watch something else. When you are drunk, the SOTU address will be over or you won’t care if it’s over or not.

?LOL. I had to leave the computer long enough to compose myself to reply.

37 posted on 01/24/2014 10:24:26 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: 3boysdad

Let me be clear

Pay a little more

Inequality

Of our time

Unprecidented

Previous administration

There are those

Heck, I’m drunk already.


38 posted on 01/24/2014 11:23:44 AM PST by Organic Panic
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To: 3boysdad

I’m going with:

1. “Let me be clear” (because he always says that just before a big lie)

2. “A fair shake”


39 posted on 01/24/2014 11:25:50 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: 3boysdad

Green Technology

Climate Change

Reach across the isle


40 posted on 01/25/2014 4:10:20 AM PST by Ronin (Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
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To: txhurl; All

Why do the Rino’s get a response???

Aren’t they in bed with the dems and this administration anyway???

Right???

;-)


41 posted on 01/28/2014 2:14:20 PM PST by stevie_d_64 (It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
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To: txhurl

Last I heard it was a female, hyphenated name, amnesty loving Congresswoman. I can’t recall her name, right now.


42 posted on 01/28/2014 2:19:29 PM PST by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
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To: Jane Long

somethin-somethin rogers, a rep we never heard of from somewhere. GOPe’s answer to Sarah.


43 posted on 01/28/2014 2:45:18 PM PST by txhurl (Everyday I think I witnessed the liberals' destructive high-water-mark. Next AM, proven wrong.)
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