Skip to comments.Is Michelle Obama preparing for a self-improvement programme? (Divorce on horizon?)
Posted on 01/28/2014 2:54:45 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
President Obamas wife, Michelle, is reportedly preparing for the end of their 21-year marriage it would be the first of a serving US president by immersing herself in a self-improvement programme involving intensive yoga, Botox treatment and plastic surgery. She has also been indulging in massages, manicures, pedicures, facials and haute couture clothes.
Whatever happens, theyre unlikely to have money worries. Literary agent Andrew Wylie estimates £12million for Obamas memoirs and £10million for Michelles the most ever for works of non-fiction....
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She might run for President.
I don’t think anything will happen while it’s in office ... but then ... these two are not quite human, soooo ... who knows
Wow, it is really into itself.
What a pointless, miserable existence it has.
“Literary agent Andrew Wylie estimates £12million for Obamas memoirs and £10million for Michelles the most ever for works of non-fiction”
An obviously lie. People who crusade againt “income inequality” would never accept such somes of money. That would be totally hypocritical.
Works of non-fiction? Their whole lives have been fiction — especially his.
Pity. They always appear such a happy couple.
Run a Pay-per-View of a "Knock-down-Drag-out" between her & Hillary for the Democrat primary!
Income from that might pay off the national debt!
The most ever for works of non-fiction??? I wouldn’t put it past those 2 to have fiction in their allegedly fact based memoirs.
I wonder if any news organizations will hire 11 fact checkers to pore over and parse every word, as was done with Sarah Palin’s book??????
After his term is up Barky will move into his new DuPont Circle digs.
OK, now we can completely discount the veracity of this article, as their entire lives are one fiction piled on top of another.
Unless she has species reassignment surgery, there can be no improvement.
Saw it a week or two back on the cover of a supermarket tabloid.
It’s hard to imagine how she could be improved. She’s pretty much perfect as is, don’t you think?
Saw Magic Johnson on Leno last night and he went to the 50th for MO. He said zero gave a speech (surprise!) about how wonderful MO is that brought tears to everyone’s eyes.
So who knows. One thing for sure...zero can give a speech that in reality means nothing.
obama gonna get himself a white woman once he is free of ole stink face.
Don’t laugh ( if you are). With the LIVs, a Warren/MO ticket might actually win.
He may be planning to come out of the closet and be the first gay president. Her time as a beard may be ending.
Barry needs his beard.
He doesn’t swing in that direction.
Is Obama Gay?
(Just Because She Can)
It will be interesting to see how far off the presumption that she won’t have money worries is going to be. Unless she pulls way back on her extravagant lifestyle, she will be broke in 4-5 years. She might be rich - but she’s not an Onassis - even though while on our dime she lives like one.
She’s a 50 year old black woman married to the most powerful man on earth. Barry will make millions in speech making retirement .
She will NEVER divorce him. Just ask Hillary.
She can always run for the Senate.. from Hawaii.
> There, fixed it...
I wonder if BO will have to credit Bill Ayers as the ghostwriter this time. I'd really love to see a publisher double the advance if BO can document that he is capable of writing his third (!) memoir without assistance.
That’s a laugh. There’s not enough lipstick in the world.
Oh, It’s fiction allright.
How far America has fallen!
Yeah it can get worse, after hitlery is elected.
There is no way on earth that racist sow will divorce him while he’s president.
She’d have to give up her 20+ handmaidens, her luxurious vacations etc. all paid for by US.
she’s gonna do a show with oprah.
Amazing. Total £22million. So much money to be paid for books that no one will buy, not even for kindling. We'll be too poor for these trivial books. The books will be given away as free obamabuukz to people who cannot read.
At least we know how the obamas will spend time in their cells.
“massages, manicures, pedicures, facials”
Hell I didn’t know that can be performed on Bigfoot Mama =)
Non fiction my ass..........
Plus she's functionally illiterate as her Princeton thesis demonstrates and he's too lazy to write a book. They'll both have ghost fabricators.
I bet he even read his wife's birthday tribute, written for him by staff [hers], from TOTUS.
Yup, The Angry Black Woman Show.
Moochelle and Opharoh.
You Go Girl!!!!!!$$$$
This looks like a clear sign that Zero’s agenda has failed and is irrepairable. She is cutting herself loose. If she saw any way he could be successful with his agenda in the next 3 years I think she would tough it out. But I think his agenda has been mostly her agenda along with Valerie Jarrett. The extreme libs will still love and support her and being the grifter she is will desert his sinking ship. It’s so totally weird that part of the reason his popularity is low is that the extreme libs are not happy that he was not more successful.
" The stress caused by the right and their racial hatred was too much, I grew depressed while barack immersed himself in trying to solve it."
Trust me if they split it will be all of our faults and the left will drool over them as heros.
Zero’s no Clinton, and after his second term failures will probably have some speechmaking and book deals, but will dry up in a few years. Problem is her spending- even if he does make lots of money. The vacations with entourages will either end or bankrupt them both.