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President and Moo Obama Announce New Crusade
1-30-14 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 01/30/2014 6:32:41 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

President and Moo Obama Announce New Crusade. Moo took the lead at the press conference in announcing their new crusade "Toking is not Smoking".

His Arrogance and Moo will take their program to the schools during the month of February. Many children are erroneously reporting their parents as smoking under the "Comrades Reporting Addiction Program (CRAP)" under CORE when they are just toking a few joints after work.

Several leaders of cancer charities, the Surgeon General, CDC and HHS have joined with His Arrogance and Moo to clarify that doing a few doobies is not the same as the filthy disgusting addictive habit of smoking cigarettes or cigars. They have cited the famous study commissioned by Cheech and Chong with the HJ&M Climate Modeling Co., LLC. The results were presented in chart form with the "hockey stick" definitely pointing down thus "Toking is not Smoking" which is settled science.

(As a point of clarification, HJ&M are suing a 5th grade class in Central Kansas. HJ&M claims the class defamed the company through a class project You Tube presentation that questioned their summing, take aways, goesinto, and times calculations in their models.)


TOPICS: Agriculture; Health/Medicine; Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: bigtobacco; dopersrights; doublestandard; legalpot; satire

1 posted on 01/30/2014 6:32:41 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

It getting harder and harder to distinguish satire from anything Obama..


2 posted on 01/30/2014 6:43:08 PM PST by cardinal4
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Next it’ll be toking combats climate change.


3 posted on 01/30/2014 6:45:43 PM PST by tractorman (I never miss a chance to tweak a liberal.)
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To: cardinal4

The push to legalize pot is a dimocrat strategy to get young voters to the polls in off year elections


4 posted on 01/30/2014 6:48:52 PM PST by Josa
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Is anything you wrote the truth or is it all garbage?


5 posted on 01/30/2014 6:57:56 PM PST by Marcella ((Prepping can save your life today. I am a Christian, not a Muslim.))
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To: Marcella

when it comes to obama the truth is garbage


6 posted on 01/30/2014 7:15:20 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Nicely done, sir!


7 posted on 01/30/2014 7:29:35 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

These two are becoming the poster couple for hypocrisy.


8 posted on 01/30/2014 7:34:40 PM PST by Dick Bachert (Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
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To: Josa
The push to legalize pot is a dimocrat strategy to get young voters to the polls in off year elections

That's why they call it dope.

9 posted on 01/30/2014 7:47:05 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

It looks as though the two Marxist pixies in the White House are about to “evolve” again. Hey America! How is that “fundamental transformation” thing working out for ya?!


10 posted on 01/30/2014 9:09:41 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (ObamaCare. The "global warming" of healthcare plans.)
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