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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 01/31/2014 4:21:29 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Edited on 01/31/2014 3:10:27 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness; superbowl
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1 posted on 01/31/2014 4:21:29 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen




In this cell phone age ... Always be mindful of your surroundings...lol.



2 posted on 01/31/2014 4:22:54 AM PST by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: onyx

IBTP


3 posted on 01/31/2014 4:24:16 AM PST by verga (Poor spiritual health often leads to poor physical and mental health)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...






CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST



I honestly don't care about the Super Bowl or who wins it, as I'm not into sports much. But I'll watch for the commercials.

4 posted on 01/31/2014 4:25:04 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen
It's pretty darn early to start a humor thread, isn't it? What about all those that want to be in the top 10? Have some compassion, man. They haven't even turned on the coffee pot. ;)

/johnny

5 posted on 01/31/2014 4:25:04 AM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top ten


6 posted on 01/31/2014 4:25:30 AM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: JRandomFreeper

7 posted on 01/31/2014 4:26:40 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen; Darkshear
You didn't get that coffee from Dark, did you?

/johnny

8 posted on 01/31/2014 4:28:08 AM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Think I made it!


9 posted on 01/31/2014 4:29:58 AM PST by DooDahhhh
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To: Lucky9teen

10 posted on 01/31/2014 4:32:30 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten! TGIF!


11 posted on 01/31/2014 4:34:24 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try.)
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To: JoeProBono

Top 15!! First time for everything!!


12 posted on 01/31/2014 4:34:29 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: JoeProBono

top 20.....too bad I gotta work tomorrow.


13 posted on 01/31/2014 4:36:34 AM PST by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!


14 posted on 01/31/2014 4:38:07 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 15


15 posted on 01/31/2014 4:41:02 AM PST by Dacula
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To: Lucky9teen

I neeeeed some of that!


16 posted on 01/31/2014 4:41:23 AM PST by left that other site
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To: Perdogg

You might want to borrow the chart in post 1.


17 posted on 01/31/2014 4:41:40 AM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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To: ShadowAce

If your outdoor firepit is a washer drum, mounted on a tire rim, attached to the body of a lawn mower...I might be impressed!
18 posted on 01/31/2014 4:41:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: onyx

19 posted on 01/31/2014 4:43:50 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Doogle

LOLOLOLOLOL.


20 posted on 01/31/2014 4:46:24 AM PST by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Time is like a river

You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.

I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around.

I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played “Amazing Grace”, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothing like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently I’m still lost....it’s a man thing


21 posted on 01/31/2014 4:49:40 AM PST by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... History is a process, not an event)
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To: Doogle; JoeProBono; everyone


Ignore the instructions above, obviously.

22 posted on 01/31/2014 5:04:12 AM PST by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: Lucky9teen
4later

FMCDH(BITS)

23 posted on 01/31/2014 5:05:51 AM PST by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: onyx

24 posted on 01/31/2014 5:06:38 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: onyx

25 posted on 01/31/2014 5:14:15 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Lucky9teen

26 posted on 01/31/2014 5:15:03 AM PST by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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To: onyx

Is it just me, or is Bruno Mars emulating Michael Jackson?


27 posted on 01/31/2014 5:16:20 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: onyx

A clothing article.


28 posted on 01/31/2014 5:25:57 AM PST by Moltke (Sapere aude!)
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To: Lucky9teen

IN!!!!!


29 posted on 01/31/2014 5:26:27 AM PST by Monkey Face (Getting old sucks. I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel like a bounced check.)
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To: JoeProBono

UGH!


30 posted on 01/31/2014 5:30:02 AM PST by Monkey Face (Getting old sucks. I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel like a bounced check.)
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To: Doogle

I needed THAT this morning! LOL!


31 posted on 01/31/2014 5:31:07 AM PST by Monkey Face (Getting old sucks. I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel like a bounced check.)
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To: JoeProBono

I ran into Tammy Faye Baker in the mall.


32 posted on 01/31/2014 5:31:10 AM PST by Walmartian (I'm their leader. Which way did they go?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Research scientists

Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens,
blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer’s back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.

NASA responded with a one-line memo —

“Defrost the chicken!”


33 posted on 01/31/2014 5:40:13 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: All

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:

“Windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back:
“Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.”

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
“Computer really screwed up now.”


34 posted on 01/31/2014 5:41:08 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Quote of the day:

‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of $#!+.’


35 posted on 01/31/2014 5:54:16 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!


36 posted on 01/31/2014 5:55:54 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: JoeProBono

WTH is that?


37 posted on 01/31/2014 6:08:17 AM PST by morphing libertarian
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To: morphing libertarian

top 40 tribute to Casey Kasem


38 posted on 01/31/2014 6:11:10 AM PST by morphing libertarian
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To: JRandomFreeper; Lucky9teen

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of planet killing coffee.


39 posted on 01/31/2014 6:14:42 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows
GREAT MERCIFUL HEAVENS

IT SHO' BE SILLY UP IN HEAH

40 posted on 01/31/2014 6:17:00 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen





















OK, just messin' wit'yez.
41 posted on 01/31/2014 6:20:11 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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42 posted on 01/31/2014 6:26:29 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

43 posted on 01/31/2014 6:29:32 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!


44 posted on 01/31/2014 6:30:04 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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45 posted on 01/31/2014 6:30:21 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

46 posted on 01/31/2014 6:35:57 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

47 posted on 01/31/2014 6:39:50 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: JoeProBono; Revolting cat!
I hear there's a really big football game this weekend. Is it true?


48 posted on 01/31/2014 6:42:33 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: martin_fierro

Cute!


49 posted on 01/31/2014 6:44:22 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Doogle
The latest internet trend. Heavy Metal albums with googly eyes.



50 posted on 01/31/2014 6:50:18 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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