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Man tells doctors he has no idea how bottle got stuck up his bum
The Daily Star ^ | 1/09/2014 | Tom+Rawle

Posted on 02/01/2014 12:17:38 AM PST by diverteach

An eye-watering X-ray shows the damage to the poor man who claimed he had no idea the bottle got there.

When asked what he thought may be giving him such bad pains he played the fool.

But after seeing the shocking X-ray results, it all came flooding back.

The man, who does not want to be named, confessed to inserting the bottle in his home and then trying to use a steel wire to to fish it out. Of course….the wire got stuck as well.

Doctors at the hospital in Fuzhou, the capital of southeast China's Fujian Province, were forced to operate on the man after it was found his bowel had been pierced.

The whereabouts of the bottle and wire are unknown but are recommended to remain untouched.


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Darwin award candidate!
1 posted on 02/01/2014 12:17:38 AM PST by diverteach
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To: diverteach

I hate it when that happens.


2 posted on 02/01/2014 12:20:27 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

It could happen to anyone.


3 posted on 02/01/2014 12:21:28 AM PST by RBStealth (--raised by wolves, disciplined and educated by nuns.)
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To: diverteach

I knew a guy that worked at a hospital. One of the x-ray guys had a folder with copies of x-rays of this kind of stuff that he would pull out during night-shift coffee breaks.

I recall him talking about a light bulb (that needed to be broken to get removed), and a guy with a bunch of Barbie heads shoved up there (like 13 or something!).


4 posted on 02/01/2014 12:23:04 AM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: 21twelve

SICK!!!


5 posted on 02/01/2014 12:24:43 AM PST by diverteach (If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
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To: diverteach

“It was a million to one shot, Doc, a million to one!”


6 posted on 02/01/2014 12:25:37 AM PST by Hugin
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To: diverteach

” sex sent me to the E R “


7 posted on 02/01/2014 12:31:25 AM PST by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: diverteach
Darwin award candidate!

Sorry! No banana peel. The guy gets only a dishonorable mention. His genes are still swimming in the pool.

8 posted on 02/01/2014 12:44:59 AM PST by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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To: diverteach

Maybe he was too asshamed to tell them he bent over and mooned a guy at the bar on Friday night and got had!


9 posted on 02/01/2014 12:49:07 AM PST by dalereed
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To: diverteach

Thank heavens no gerbils were harmed.


10 posted on 02/01/2014 12:50:06 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: diverteach

This is right of of an episode of Jackass in fact.


11 posted on 02/01/2014 12:50:17 AM PST by Republican1795.
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To: fieldmarshaldj; 50mm; Salamander; Vendome; JoeProBono
Armageddon!

12 posted on 02/01/2014 1:16:23 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: diverteach

In a way, his story seems Hemingwayesque.

A failed writer reflects on his wasted life as he lies in the shadow of Mount Kilimanjaro with a rotting leg wound. When a rescue plane evacuates the man, he looks down and sees a leopard lying in the snow on top of Kilimanjaro. How did the leopard ever get there? This symbolizes the striving of the true artist.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, a man lies in the hospital. The operating room staff marvels what appears to be a bottle up his keester....


13 posted on 02/01/2014 1:17:13 AM PST by haroldeveryman
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To: diverteach
Someone put a message in that bottle please.
Put a cork in it!
Ship in a bottle X games.
Spin the, er, never-mind.
14 posted on 02/01/2014 1:18:51 AM PST by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: diverteach

We adopted our daughter in Fuzhou...! Not exactly relevant to the story but it caught me by surprise to see it. I don’t even want to know the “how” of having to use a wire to fish out a bottle and then losing them both in that part of your body...!


15 posted on 02/01/2014 1:19:39 AM PST by MacMattico
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To: haroldeveryman

Ha! Well done! Have a good weekend!


16 posted on 02/01/2014 1:21:04 AM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: haroldeveryman
Hemingway's shortest story:

For sale. Baby shoes. Never used.

This man's story:

For sale. Bottle. Used once.

17 posted on 02/01/2014 1:22:47 AM PST by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: diverteach

They ate all the gerbils...


18 posted on 02/01/2014 1:22:54 AM PST by SeminoleCounty (A Theory is not a Fact....It is not called the "Fact of Evolution")
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To: 21twelve
Reference your story: I have a friend who is also an ER veteran, with similar stories.

One such story involved a "pony" cocktail glass. The person involved was a minor, so his Dad was called to the ER and shown the X-ray in order to get his permission to operate.

The Dad's response?

"How the hell did he swallow that thing?"

19 posted on 02/01/2014 1:26:07 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

LOL


20 posted on 02/01/2014 1:35:18 AM PST by Salamander (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: diverteach

No Obama dolls?


21 posted on 02/01/2014 1:39:03 AM PST by Dallas59 (Obama: The first "White Black" President.)
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To: 21twelve
Family member works in Trauma unit......Dr. called her into x-ray to show her “something”.......it was a Gerbil stuck in a man's rectum! Apparently gays inject a Gerbil with cocaine or some sort of drug and then partially freeze them enough to..well....then when the Gerbil begins to thaw it goes ballistic in there.

This goes beyond sick and deranged people.....they've passed the point of sanity and then some

22 posted on 02/01/2014 1:46:29 AM PST by caww
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To: 21twelve

One of my older brothers was friends with an ER nurse who had many of the same stories. Light bulbs seem to be the most common (wonder if that will change with the incandescent bulb being phased out?), but there were all manner of bizarre things she had to deal with.

There are some very twisted puppies out there!


23 posted on 02/01/2014 1:47:32 AM PST by DemforBush (A Repo Man is *always* intense.)
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To: shibumi

Oh that’s funny!

Family who works in Trauma told me you wouldn’t believe what they find.....said the Dr’s know the minute these guys walk in the room that somethings up there. One time the guy had his legs in the stirrups and the Dr. put his head light on to check things out ...only to see a light shinning back at him...the guy had used a flashlight!


24 posted on 02/01/2014 1:50:06 AM PST by caww
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To: caww

See post #12.


25 posted on 02/01/2014 1:54:46 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: diverteach

What? No shower?


26 posted on 02/01/2014 1:59:38 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Hugin; F15Eagle; Gamecock

Hugin got here first.

Least it wasn’t a fusilli sculpture.


27 posted on 02/01/2014 2:12:01 AM PST by Larry Lucido (If you like your all your base, you can keep your all your base. - CATS)
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To: diverteach

Fell on it while walking backwards.
It is as plausible as someone “accidentally” having sex with someone.
“My clothes fell off and I tripped!”
“Ninjas!”


28 posted on 02/01/2014 2:17:27 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: diverteach

Many people would be amazed just how often we see this
type of phenomenon in the ER. Many an x ray tech has a
private collection of “interesting x rays” they have copied
over the years.....MANY of them involve such proclivities.


29 posted on 02/01/2014 2:44:17 AM PST by nvscanman
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To: nvscanman

Boss’s wife ER RN.
Story about venerial warts and a coloscopy hole...


30 posted on 02/01/2014 2:54:12 AM PST by misanthrope (Liberalism; it is not unthinking ignorance, it is malignant evil.)
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To: diverteach

Eligibility for those is only upon causing one’s own death or sterility; specifically with reference to removing oneself from the “gene pool”. Capability of sound judgment is another criterion.


31 posted on 02/01/2014 2:56:39 AM PST by Olog-hai
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To: caww
What, no Paris Hilton?


32 posted on 02/01/2014 3:06:50 AM PST by Hugin
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To: shibumi

33 posted on 02/01/2014 3:50:12 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: 21twelve

Barbie heads! That beats what I saw on xray; plastic banana. Guy came into the ER with inexplicable pain. After reading the report the ER doc asks how it got there, guy said he must have sat on it.


34 posted on 02/01/2014 3:52:37 AM PST by whatshotandwhatsnot (Islam Wants You Dead!)
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To: diverteach

The enema bottle must have had directions in chingresh.


35 posted on 02/01/2014 3:55:22 AM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: diverteach

He didn’t die so no Darwin he is still diluting the gene pool.


36 posted on 02/01/2014 4:26:26 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Avenge me Girls AVENEGE ME!!!! ( I don't have any son's))
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To: diverteach

I have a sister who was a nurse in the emergency room for many years. The stories she told us about people with things stuck in places they were not designed to be placed. All hilarious.


37 posted on 02/01/2014 4:30:41 AM PST by driftless2
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To: 21twelve
and a guy with a bunch of Barbie heads shoved up there (like 13 or something!).

13 is unlucky. Should have stopped at 12.

38 posted on 02/01/2014 4:34:33 AM PST by Go Gordon (Barack McGreevey Obama)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
Thank heavens no gerbils were harmed.

Well, now, was the bottle empty?

39 posted on 02/01/2014 4:37:44 AM PST by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: diverteach

The news is that this type of thing is not at all that uncommon in the pervert “community.” From people I’ve known in ER’s, I’ve heard that they’ve found much worse (and more.)


40 posted on 02/01/2014 4:51:16 AM PST by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: 21twelve
What part of this do these people not understand?


41 posted on 02/01/2014 4:54:46 AM PST by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: caww
One time the guy had his legs in the stirrups and the Dr. put his head light on to check things out ...only to see a light shinning back at him...the guy had used a flashlight!

When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
-Friedrich Nietzsche  

42 posted on 02/01/2014 4:56:38 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: diverteach

43 posted on 02/01/2014 5:00:18 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: diverteach

“No Doctor, I have no idea how that gerbal got up there.” — R. Gere


44 posted on 02/01/2014 5:41:32 AM PST by JaguarXKE (1973: Reporters investigate All the President's Men. 2013: Reporters ARE all the President's men)
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To: Doogle

I had faith you’d get the reference. Ha!


45 posted on 02/01/2014 5:58:36 AM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: 21twelve
recall him talking about a light bulb (that needed to be broken to get removed), and a guy with a bunch of Barbie heads shoved up there (like 13 or something!).

Homosexuals. Just when you thought they couldn't get sicker...

46 posted on 02/01/2014 5:59:15 AM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Dr. Ursus

:)


47 posted on 02/01/2014 6:05:07 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Doogle

Did the guy get his deposit back on the bottle? An environmentalist wants to know.


48 posted on 02/01/2014 6:12:09 AM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: diverteach
Poor reporting.

The man, who does not want to be named, confessed to inserting the bottle in his home and then trying to use a steel wire to to fish it out. Of course….the wire got stuck as well.

He didn't insert it in his home, he inserted it in his

49 posted on 02/01/2014 6:12:34 AM PST by eartrumpet
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To: eartrumpet

I didn’t get it until your comment.


50 posted on 02/01/2014 6:19:24 AM PST by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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