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Obama's Uncle Probably Not Fed To Hungry Dogs
Pyongyang Times via The People's Cube ^

Posted on 02/03/2014 7:28:11 AM PST by cunning_fish

Earlier media reports that President Obama executed his half-uncle Onyango Obama by feeding him to hungry dogs are probably not true, a new report says.

The original story, which grotesquely claimed that Barack Obama's half-uncle and half-aunt, Onyango (Omar) Obama and Zeituni "Auntie" Onyango, had been thrown into a cage and eaten alive by a pack of ravenous hounds, first appeared in The Pyongyang Times, a North Korean tabloid circulated in hotel lobbies, airports, and other places frequented by foreigners.

Given the newspaper's close ties to the North Korean government, analysts believe the article had been planted by the dictatorial regime as a retribution for disseminating a similar story earlier this year, about North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's own uncle being executed by dogs - an allegation that was widely circulated in the United States by The People's Cube and other leading media organs.

In particular, The Pyongyang Times editorial stated that Barack Obama was getting increasingly frustrated with his two feckless relatives, who lived in the U.S. illegally, didn't pay taxes, sponged off America's housing, healthcare and welfare systems under multiple names, incessantly complained, got arrested repeatedly, and caused all kinds of trouble, thus tarnishing his otherwise impeccable reputation and stellar political career, which was why Obama decided to feed them to the dogs.

That turns out to be not true: latest reports indicate that Uncle Omar and Auntie Zeituni are still receiving government assistance.

According to the Pyongyang story, the President's symbolic calls for the prosecution of his relatives and other attempts to distance himself from them didn't work. So when Obama saw a report about Kim Jong-un feeding his own crazy uncle to the dogs, he knew what he had to do.

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; satire

1 posted on 02/03/2014 7:28:11 AM PST by cunning_fish
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2 posted on 02/03/2014 7:37:05 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: cunning_fish

The Pyongyang Times , must be the Nork’s version of the Onion, but its not meant to be.


3 posted on 02/03/2014 7:40:33 AM PST by Bringbackthedraft (Remember Ty Woods? Glenn Doherty ? Forgot already?)
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To: cunning_fish

Of course Obama doesn’t feed his relatives to hungry dogs. He just throws them under the bus.


4 posted on 02/03/2014 7:46:43 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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O eats dogs. Dogs eat .....

What goes around comes around....


5 posted on 02/03/2014 7:48:52 AM PST by faithhopecharity (C?)
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To: Bringbackthedraft

It is the onion, people gotta eat...


6 posted on 02/03/2014 7:49:26 AM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: cunning_fish; Arthur Wildfire! March; John Semmens; BillyBoy; NFHale; GOPsterinMA; KC_Lion; ...

I trust North Korean news more than the NY Times or WAPost.


7 posted on 02/03/2014 7:55:28 AM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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Me too.


8 posted on 02/03/2014 7:57:03 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: sickoflibs

Ping


9 posted on 02/03/2014 7:57:16 AM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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10 posted on 02/03/2014 8:00:49 AM PST by cunning_fish
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Seems only fair since barry ate dogs.


11 posted on 02/03/2014 8:25:17 AM PST by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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“In America, dog eats dog. In North Korea it’s the other way around!”

LOL


12 posted on 02/03/2014 8:49:48 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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