well, I’d like to hang around awhile...
but I do NOT like the old-fashioned, out-dated firehouse-up-your-arse or finger-up-your-butt “diagnostic procedures”
they appear far too similar to O’s Chicago bathhouse, for my comfort
especially when there are more modern, unintrusive ways of getting far superior pictures or results anyway
we’re not living in the 7th Century, after all... we can take advantage of modern medical technology
So the spectre of a plumbing snake diagnosis doesn't enthrall you?