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Moose jumps from a height
liveleak.com ^ | 1-31-14 | Live Leak

Posted on 02/04/2014 8:12:10 PM PST by TurboZamboni

BORLÄNGE A confused and stressed moose was seen running around in the parking lot outside the shopping mall dome. Suddenly, the elk jumped over a high railing , fell to the ground and then died of his injuries.

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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: moose
don't let your sister near the falling moose.
1 posted on 02/04/2014 8:12:12 PM PST by TurboZamboni
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To: TurboZamboni; Fightin Whitey

a moose transforms into an elk and dies

thank goodness we live in the real world of skittles and unicorns


2 posted on 02/04/2014 8:15:09 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: TurboZamboni

A suicidal moose once bit my sister while falling.


3 posted on 02/04/2014 8:17:49 PM PST by DannyTN (A>)
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To: bigheadfred

In Europe Moose are called Red Elk.


4 posted on 02/04/2014 8:25:23 PM PST by AirForce-TechSgt ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: bigheadfred
a moose transforms into an elk and dies

I bet that's painful.

5 posted on 02/04/2014 8:25:50 PM PST by Fzob (Jesus + anything = nothing, Jesus + nothing = everything)
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To: AirForce-TechSgt

yeah i know (was just waiting for that cheese dip)

but this is america

and here we have skittles and unicorns


6 posted on 02/04/2014 8:29:17 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: Fzob

its covered under obamacare


7 posted on 02/04/2014 8:29:45 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: TurboZamboni

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

See the løveli lakes

The wonderful telephøne system

And mani interesting furry animals


8 posted on 02/04/2014 8:31:46 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: TurboZamboni

As God is my witness, I thought moose could fly.


9 posted on 02/04/2014 8:32:09 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: DannyTN

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...


10 posted on 02/04/2014 8:33:40 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: FlyingEagle

they dur be furry animals

i thought in sveden they dur be koranimals


11 posted on 02/04/2014 8:36:07 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: TurboZamboni

Moose knuckle or camel toe?


12 posted on 02/04/2014 8:40:00 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: AirForce-TechSgt
In Europe Moose are called Red Elk.

Do the Moose have any lodges in Europe? I once played American Legion baseball on a moose lodge team.
13 posted on 02/04/2014 8:49:27 PM PST by righttackle44 (Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
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To: TurboZamboni; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono

Apparently lemmings jump because they can be reincarnated and don’t like the life of a rodent.


14 posted on 02/04/2014 9:15:28 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: TurboZamboni

Thailand?


15 posted on 02/04/2014 9:19:05 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: dead

“As God is my witness, I thought moose could fly.”

I think the squirrel flies. The moose talks a lot and
makes bad puns.


16 posted on 02/04/2014 9:55:23 PM PST by Sivad (NorCal red turf)
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To: SERKIT

That would make a good name for a female owned tow
service.


17 posted on 02/04/2014 9:59:28 PM PST by Sivad (NorCal red turf)
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To: TurboZamboni

Much as I love Monty Python, I find this story tragic.


18 posted on 02/04/2014 10:04:55 PM PST by Moonmad27 ("I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." Jessica Rabbit)
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To: bigheadfred; Jet Jaguar; TurboZamboni; SERKIT; DannyTN; FlyingEagle; Darksheare; All
Moose despondent over spreading Scandinavian Butter Crisis!

19 posted on 02/04/2014 10:07:20 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: TurboZamboni
****News Flash*****

An update reports the moose had recently bit several sisters.

In the aftermath of the carnage several beebers were stuned.

20 posted on 02/04/2014 10:15:54 PM PST by Repeat Offender (Why are cops ROE more lenient against us, here in the US, than U.S. military's ROE's in a war zone?)
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To: Moonmad27

Yeah, I am sad that the moose died. Poor thing. Probably just confused and then panicked.


21 posted on 02/04/2014 10:28:37 PM PST by EinNYC
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To: dead

22 posted on 02/04/2014 10:45:12 PM PST by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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To: bigheadfred

If you like your mööse you can keep your mööse.


23 posted on 02/04/2014 11:15:02 PM PST by Flick Lives (Got a problem with the government? Have a complaint. Get a free IRS audit!)
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To: bigheadfred

24 posted on 02/04/2014 11:20:38 PM PST by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: TurboZamboni

Never go near a height. The desire to jump from one can be overwhelming. The same thing goes for a depth where many things tend to drown.


25 posted on 02/05/2014 1:37:19 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Did the ancients know they were ancients? Or did they see themselves as presents?)
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To: Daffynition

I support Broadway Joe to wear his big fur coat if he wants to, but there is something about that oversized fluffed out coat that reminds me of what Hollywood thought black pimps would wear decades back. All Joe needs is one of those wide brimmed hats, a jeweled cigarrete holder and a walking cane to complete the picture.


26 posted on 02/05/2014 1:43:09 AM PST by lee martell
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To: lee martell

And doubly absurd given the temperature was something like 45F, not 4F.

That’s heavy jacket weather.


27 posted on 02/05/2014 2:04:36 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: lee martell

Or a Superfly swordcane.

This story reminds me of what comes out when you play “Strawberry Fields Forever” backwards:

“A Pair of Sleepy Red Moose”


28 posted on 02/05/2014 2:19:32 AM PST by elcid1970 ("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
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To: TurboZamboni

He forgot his skateboard.


29 posted on 02/05/2014 2:21:22 AM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: righttackle44


30 posted on 02/05/2014 2:27:48 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: bigheadfred

Transgender deal he always believed he was Rudolph deep inside.


31 posted on 02/05/2014 2:47:19 AM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: bigheadfred

he = she

These things get so confusing nowdays.


32 posted on 02/05/2014 2:51:07 AM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: TurboZamboni

Probably a gender thing gone awry...moose decides it’s an elk then goes crazy. Surprised it didn’t happen in California.


33 posted on 02/05/2014 5:21:36 AM PST by ThePatriotsFlag ("There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide." - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: ThePatriotsFlag

Could be an investment banker moose.


34 posted on 02/05/2014 7:22:11 AM PST by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad and lived with his parents .)
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