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Intruder scared away by Big Mouth Billy Bass
| Feb. 4, 2014
| Pam Louwagie
Posted on 02/07/2014 6:36:48 AM PST by bgill
The crime scene of a break-in at a Rochester's Hooked on Fishing shop showed evidence that a burglar got scared off by a motion-activated, singing bass, authorities said.
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TOPICS: Agriculture; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: burglary; minnesota; singingfish
Stupid criminal tricks.
posted on 02/07/2014 6:36:48 AM PST
Queen Elizabeth reportedly has one of those.
See. You really DON’T need a gun. ;>}
posted on 02/07/2014 6:38:44 AM PST
(Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
Oh hell. I hope Biden doesn’t hear about this.
The fish does look a lot like Senator Al Franken (D), Minnesota.
posted on 02/07/2014 6:43:18 AM PST
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
“Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot”
posted on 02/07/2014 6:49:51 AM PST
by Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
Add the sound of a shotgun being racked, and you’ve got a “Red-Neck Security System.”
posted on 02/07/2014 7:44:47 AM PST
Add the sound of a shotgun being racked...
Some of those old mechanical slider-type credit card machines make a sound a lot like that. To someone on the other side of the entry door, it would sound like you're about to get blasted.
posted on 02/07/2014 8:40:32 AM PST
(There is always free government cheese in the mouse trap.....https://twitter.com/kracker0)
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