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Ohio mom that loathed name can change it to Sexy
Associated Press ^ | Feb 11, 2014 6:47 PM EST

Posted on 02/11/2014 4:59:06 PM PST by Olog-hai

A central Ohio woman who loathed being named Sheila and wanted a moniker that reflected her personality has legally changed her first name to Sexy.

A judge approved the request Tuesday from the 41-year-old Pataskala woman, formerly named Sheila Ranea Crabtree. …

(Excerpt) Read more at hosted.ap.org ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: falseadvertising; lickingcounty; sexycrabs; whatsinaname

1 posted on 02/11/2014 4:59:06 PM PST by Olog-hai
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To: Olog-hai

Google her original name.

This woman votes.


2 posted on 02/11/2014 5:00:39 PM PST by TheZMan (Buy more ammo.)
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To: Olog-hai

She’s trying too hard.


3 posted on 02/11/2014 5:01:42 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Olog-hai

And somehow Sexy Crabtree is going to make it better?


4 posted on 02/11/2014 5:01:59 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature ($1.84 - The price of a gallon of gas on Jan. 20th, 2009.)
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To: Olog-hai; Revolting cat!

Spelled Seksi, no doubt.


5 posted on 02/11/2014 5:04:07 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: Olog-hai

Pretty sure this post has to conform to the rules.

TTIUWP’s!!!!!

Evidence man!!!

We can’t judge her without it!!

But, circumstantialy I’m inclined to pronounce over reaching


6 posted on 02/11/2014 5:04:18 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Olog-hai

Sex? Crabs? Has she thought about this?


7 posted on 02/11/2014 5:05:17 PM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: Vendome

Click on the original article within the AP article.

Kinda like the girl next door when she put on 30-40 lbs and has that face from Brooklyn.


8 posted on 02/11/2014 5:06:55 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: beethovenfan

If she’s obsessed with Sheila somehow being the “ugliest name”, I doubt her thought processes are too rational. Someone is going to say it to her, though.


9 posted on 02/11/2014 5:07:38 PM PST by Olog-hai
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To: Vendome

Please don’t...


10 posted on 02/11/2014 5:08:38 PM PST by Hatteras
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To: Olog-hai

Sexy, she AIN’T.


11 posted on 02/11/2014 5:09:21 PM PST by SIDENET
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To: Vendome
I figured the W in that acronym stood for “with” in this case. But she’s not hideous . . . (is she?)


12 posted on 02/11/2014 5:09:35 PM PST by Olog-hai
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To: Olog-hai

“She’s fun and free-spirited.”


13 posted on 02/11/2014 5:09:48 PM PST by Tax-chick (The platypus is a metaphor for anything that's keeping you down.)
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To: Olog-hai

The only girl I have ever known who was named Sheila, was a drop dead gorgeous beauty. After high school she became a professional model. She had a Sister who was nearly as pretty as She was.


14 posted on 02/11/2014 5:11:02 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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To: Olog-hai
Now he can go from loathing his own name to having everybody loathe it.
15 posted on 02/11/2014 5:11:33 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The only way women can "have it all" is if men aren't allowed to have anything.)
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To: Olog-hai

Any port in a storm...I guess.


16 posted on 02/11/2014 5:12:56 PM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: Olog-hai
But she’s not hideous . . . (is she?)

No, she's not. She has a basically pretty face, with only a bit of the Crazy Eyes. Not much in the way of hair, though.

She has fat arms. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but she could have picked a different blouse for a photo everyone on earth was going to see.

17 posted on 02/11/2014 5:13:20 PM PST by Tax-chick (The platypus is a metaphor for anything that's keeping you down.)
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To: Olog-hai
Nothing wrong with the name Crabtree.

These guys are right across the highway. Their 'Chunkin Pumpkin' is REALLY good.

18 posted on 02/11/2014 5:14:02 PM PST by real saxophonist (Rock, Paper, Scissors, GUN! I win.)
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To: Olog-hai

At least pick a name that fits. The mirror says otherwise.


19 posted on 02/11/2014 5:14:50 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: real saxophonist

Didn’t ‘The Little Rascals’ have a Mrs. Crabtree?


20 posted on 02/11/2014 5:19:05 PM PST by real saxophonist (Rock, Paper, Scissors, GUN! I win.)
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To: Olog-hai

Sweet little Sheila, you’ll know her if you see her
Blue eyes and a ponytail
Cheeks are rosy, she looks a little nosy
Man, this little girl is fine

Me and Sheila go for a ride
Oh-oh-oh-oh, I feel all funny inside
Then little Sheila whispers in my ear
Oh-oh-oh-oh, I love you Sheila dear

Sheila said she loved me, she said she’d never leave me
True love will never die
We’re so doggone happy just bein’ around together
Man, this little girl is fine

Read more: Tommy Roe - Sheila Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Somehow SEXY does not fit the song.


21 posted on 02/11/2014 5:21:23 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Re: “Spelled Seksi, no doubt.”

Yes, with a little heart over the “i”.


22 posted on 02/11/2014 5:22:56 PM PST by bunster
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To: Olog-hai; Morgana

so... now she is Sexy Crabtree?

Sexy Crabs! Get your sexy crabs!


23 posted on 02/11/2014 5:23:34 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: bunster
"Naw, gimme two dots over the i (ϊ). That's fancy."
24 posted on 02/11/2014 5:34:43 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: Olog-hai
Now she has a theme song: Sexy Ways
25 posted on 02/11/2014 5:47:10 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: Olog-hai

Skirting rather close to violating ‘truth-in-packaging laws...


26 posted on 02/11/2014 6:18:40 PM PST by publius911 ( At least Nixon had the good g race to resign!)
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To: Olog-hai

The AP probably put a whole team on this story. Anything but what’s happening to America and what this President is doing to us and others around the globe.


27 posted on 02/11/2014 6:23:27 PM PST by Dogbert41 (Up yours NSA !)
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To: driftdiver

Pffft!!!

LOL

That’s just mean....

LOL


28 posted on 02/11/2014 6:29:23 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Olog-hai

Dear Gawd

I guess a girl can dream....

I wouldn’t let Laz near that....


29 posted on 02/11/2014 6:33:17 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: real saxophonist
Didn’t ‘The Little Rascals’ have a Mrs. Crabtree?

Yep, and she was kind of a looker, too.

Oh, and by the way, she was "Miss" Crabtree, the school teacher.

30 posted on 02/11/2014 6:59:21 PM PST by LaybackLenny (Sarah Palin - Last Man Standing (Ironic, ain't it?))
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To: onedoug; windcliff

“Oh Miss Crabtree, there is something heavy on my heart.”


31 posted on 02/11/2014 7:02:58 PM PST by stylecouncilor
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To: LaybackLenny

That’s right, ‘Miss’ Crabtree, and she was definitely a looker.


32 posted on 02/11/2014 7:05:47 PM PST by real saxophonist (Rock, Paper, Scissors, GUN! I win.)
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To: Olog-hai

How long before she’s in a porno?

This is an obvious cheap lift off for a socialite career.


33 posted on 02/11/2014 7:26:05 PM PST by Red6
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To: Tax-chick

“She’s fun and free-spirited.”

Any person who would say that about themselves, probably isn’t.


34 posted on 02/11/2014 7:46:00 PM PST by Rembrandt (Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
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To: Olog-hai

Do I have to guess. No. Certainly. No really. I don’t have to guess. Daughter of Obama? No...No... I don’t want to look...


35 posted on 02/11/2014 7:48:53 PM PST by Organic Panic
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To: Olog-hai

Pour me another!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbhzLEzsD6k


36 posted on 02/11/2014 8:41:15 PM PST by logitech (It is time.)
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To: Olog-hai; Slings and Arrows
What's truly sad is that this woman apparently doesn't have even one true friend in her life who cared enough about her to gently take her aside and have a quiet word with her, letting her know that she might want to rethink this.

(video at link)

Judge approves Sexy name change - The Columbus Dispatch

Crabtree visibly relaxed. Weeks of stress and pressure and interviews with radio stations and newspaper from around the globe — not to mention those taunts from online strangers — were done. There was nothing to be nervous about anymore. Sheila, a name attached to memories she’d rather forget, was gone. 

Only Sexy remained. And she beamed.

 

She's wrong.  When the absence of the "name attached to memories she'd rather forget" doesn't cause the "memories she'd rather forget" to disappear, and the new name bring her far worse life experiences, she's going to finally realize what a huge mistake this was.

37 posted on 02/11/2014 11:03:06 PM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: a fool in paradise

Heh. That’s actually iota with the dialytika.


38 posted on 02/11/2014 11:06:44 PM PST by Olog-hai
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