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11 Horrible Ideas For Valentine's Day Gifts
Breibart - Big Government ^ | 2-14-2014 | Ben Shapiro

Posted on 02/14/2014 12:38:20 PM PST by Sir Napsalot

It’s Valentine’s Day – and that means it’s time to get a gift for your special someone. What is she looking for? Traditional flowers and chocolates are passé; a nice dinner seems hackneyed. Here are some suggestions from those in the cultural/political world for what women really want for Valentine’s Day:

[Warnings: some of these are real horrible doozies.]

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What do men and women really want? Studies show that women want jewelry (35 percent), flowers (24 percent), or a card (10 percent). Men, predictably, want sex (44 percent). Unless they want a video game (14 percent).

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: saintvalentinesday
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I don't mind getting a new video game.
1 posted on 02/14/2014 12:38:20 PM PST by Sir Napsalot
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To: Sir Napsalot

Art supplies.

Or books.

Or software.


2 posted on 02/14/2014 12:42:06 PM PST by Salamander (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Sir Napsalot

We do very little for holidays but splurge on Cruises when we see fit so boho on them


3 posted on 02/14/2014 12:42:37 PM PST by al baby (Hi MomÂ… I was refereeing to Obama)
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To: Sir Napsalot

Yeah, as if.

4 posted on 02/14/2014 12:43:34 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Sir Napsalot

Those are just sick!


5 posted on 02/14/2014 12:44:22 PM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Sir Napsalot

Membership to Weight Watchers could land you in the hospital.


6 posted on 02/14/2014 12:45:10 PM PST by AU72
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To: martin_fierro

Please. These VT teddy bear things make me laugh anyway, much less with a giant bear. Imagine this is your idea every year? Who has room for that? Even the regular bears just take up space, year after year! Then there is their Pajamagram silliness.


7 posted on 02/14/2014 12:47:13 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Sir Napsalot
I was surprised candy wasn't listed.


8 posted on 02/14/2014 12:55:12 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: the OlLine Rebel; martin_fierro

Would be real romantic, if the what they wear are reversed!

Well, once in a while, at least.


9 posted on 02/14/2014 12:57:12 PM PST by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: Sir Napsalot
Men, predictably, want sex (44 percent). Unless they want a video game (14 percent).

Power tools work. So do - Guns. Ammo. Knives. Camping gear. Flashlights. Generators. Chainsaws. Car parts. Historic military items. Sunglasses. Flamethrowers. BBQ. Boots. Tattoos. He-man shirts. Boats Fishing gear. Hunting gear. Locomotives. etc.

10 posted on 02/14/2014 12:57:44 PM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: Sir Napsalot

St. Valentine’s Day is becoming a huge commercial holiday. Seems it’s beginning to rival Halloween.


11 posted on 02/14/2014 12:58:11 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: 2banana

>>> .... Flamethrowers. ......

Calvin? Is that you?


12 posted on 02/14/2014 12:59:31 PM PST by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: 2banana

And what about the guy?


13 posted on 02/14/2014 1:09:45 PM PST by dhs12345
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To: Sir Napsalot

I am not just wearing briefs to bed. Ever!


14 posted on 02/14/2014 1:23:08 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Sir Napsalot

All the flowers and candy for one day are just hoopla. I’d rather use the money spent on the electric bill. Show me you love me every day by picking your socks off the floor and I’m good.


15 posted on 02/14/2014 1:34:28 PM PST by bgill
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Then there is their Pajamagram silliness.

Tried it...

Hated it...

16 posted on 02/14/2014 1:38:49 PM PST by rjsimmon (1-20-2013 The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: Sir Napsalot

really bad valentine’s day gifts for women:

1. hydroxycut

2. treadmill

3. fat pants

4. mustache wax

5. gym membership

6. several tins of altoids

7. deodorant

8. new laundry basket

9. cookbook

10. card with mistress’ name in it

11. eating bib


17 posted on 02/14/2014 1:42:01 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: martin_fierro

she may be into furries.


18 posted on 02/14/2014 1:42:23 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Sir Napsalot

I made my wife a vanilla cake with peanut butter frosting, and my son and I are getting ready to make some cards.


19 posted on 02/14/2014 1:49:26 PM PST by pallis
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To: Sir Napsalot; a fool in paradise

20 posted on 02/14/2014 1:54:20 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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