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Moving To Mexico

Posted on 02/16/2014 1:11:42 PM PST by Allen In Texas Hill Country

Dear President Obama:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, The President of Mexico, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English, including voting forms.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps, and free unlimited cell phones.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that the President of Mexico won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

See how stupid this looks when you put it in writing!


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KEYWORDS: aliens; amnesty; doublestandard; entitlements; illegalimmigration; invasion; mexico; nohabloengles; press2forenglish; reconquista; satire; scofflaws; taxdollarsatwork; truth; welfarestate; youpayforthis
Just stating the obvious and hope its not a repeat.
1 posted on 02/16/2014 1:11:42 PM PST by Allen In Texas Hill Country
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

Sharing!


2 posted on 02/16/2014 1:14:19 PM PST by katiedidit1
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

well stated!!


3 posted on 02/16/2014 1:14:22 PM PST by Guenevere
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

I’ve read 1 million US citizens live there full time already.


4 posted on 02/16/2014 1:16:00 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

Excellent!


5 posted on 02/16/2014 1:18:33 PM PST by kitkat
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

If you should decide you want to move to Kenya, I believe Hussein has some solid contacts there also.


6 posted on 02/16/2014 1:20:54 PM PST by South40 (Liberalism is a Disease)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
There are a few. Some went down there to take advantage of the permissive laws on drugs and child sex. Others married Mexican nationals. Still others retired there and can get their social security and pensions remitted through a U.S. account. But the point is that they do not expect Mexican taxpayers to pick up the tab for them.

And even if there are one million legal citizens down there, how does that justify roughly thirty times that number of illegal Mexican nationals up here?

7 posted on 02/16/2014 1:25:45 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

You should also include in-(Mexican)state tuition at the university of your choice.


8 posted on 02/16/2014 1:41:51 PM PST by BlessedBeGod (Democrats are Cruz'n for a Bruisin' in 2016. / Obama=Unspeakable Audacity)
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

Love it!


9 posted on 02/16/2014 1:41:58 PM PST by Maceman
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

I forgot to attribute this to ‘Chicago John C.’ whomever that is.

If it were really me it would be to Panama, Boquete specifically.


10 posted on 02/16/2014 1:42:05 PM PST by Allen In Texas Hill Country
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Social Security checks go a lot further south of the border.


11 posted on 02/16/2014 1:42:16 PM PST by Hostage (ARTICLE V)
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12 posted on 02/16/2014 1:44:39 PM PST by RedMDer (Happy with this, America? Make your voices heard. 2014 is just around the corner. ~ Sarah Palin)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Trust me they are not treated like that...if you want to live happily in Mexico you have to have enough money to pay for whatever you need, and not complain about the way things are done. Mexico expects people immigrating to their country to be self sufficient, productive, not make waves.


13 posted on 02/16/2014 1:49:13 PM PST by Tammy8
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

Don’t Drink the water!


14 posted on 02/16/2014 3:05:50 PM PST by chicagolady (Mexican Elite say: EXPORT Poverty and Let the the Stupid AmericanTaxpayer foot the bill !)
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country; a fool in paradise
Have fun!


15 posted on 02/16/2014 3:12:26 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: Hostage

But Medicare doesn’t work.


16 posted on 02/16/2014 3:22:00 PM PST by Chaguito
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

What should be amazing is...this is NOT SATIRE!

How is it so many Americans just don’t get it, I understand the media, gov’t, education system is dumbing down, but common sense should not be so rare.


17 posted on 02/16/2014 3:29:02 PM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Chaguito

> “But Medicare doesn’t work.”

True but the Tequila is good for most ailments.


18 posted on 02/16/2014 3:30:03 PM PST by Hostage (ARTICLE V)
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country
Good luck with the crazy Mexican alphabet (see below.)


19 posted on 02/16/2014 3:33:04 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

Well done.


20 posted on 02/16/2014 3:34:55 PM PST by Bigg Red (O LORD, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth! Ps 8)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

My older brother is happily married in Mexico City.


21 posted on 02/16/2014 3:38:21 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

You have to learn Spanish and acquire the habit of shoving money under the table to get things done faster.

Mexico can be a great place for American expats to live but every one does things more leisurely in Mexico and there’s plenty of time for your afternoon siesta!


22 posted on 02/16/2014 4:07:48 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

You're mocking me aren't you.

23 posted on 02/16/2014 4:10:47 PM PST by McGruff (Every night has it's dawn.)
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To: South40

I think he has a cinderblock hut to rent out.

Half of one anyway.


24 posted on 02/16/2014 4:12:15 PM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: Allen In Texas Hill Country

I know a guy who had a SHTF panic and relocated to Mexico, and quickly ran out of money and was in a panic to get back to the US, realizing that he had really fouled up.


25 posted on 02/16/2014 4:16:05 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (WoT News: Rantburg.com)
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To: Revolting cat!

Don’t forget not to drink the water, I mean agua.


26 posted on 02/16/2014 5:59:40 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: Revolting cat!

Krazy alpha what bit him!


27 posted on 02/16/2014 6:03:33 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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