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Woman Hit by Train While Looking at Phone and Walking Is Back on Social Media
ABC News ^ | Feb 15, 2014 8:26pm | Liz Fields

Posted on 02/16/2014 10:19:23 PM PST by Olog-hai

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To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
Just think of the flash and instant attention she would have created if she contacted that third rail...

600 VDC is very unforgiving. But it does bar-b-que real good..

21 posted on 02/16/2014 11:48:31 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Slings and Arrows

She’d have had a better comedic outing if she’d peed on the third rail.

Might’ve boosted her intelligence by a whole three points.


22 posted on 02/16/2014 11:51:45 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare

From the Bugs Bunny cartoon:

“Wow, that’s a great act, Daffy!”

“Yeah, but I can only do it once.”


23 posted on 02/16/2014 11:51:57 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: James C. Bennett; NoCmpromiz

I merely pointed at the scene.

Not suggesting that you in any way become part of it.

Personally, I view this person’s accident as a mechanism by which the emerging Hive Mind sluffs off an unwanted brain cell.


24 posted on 02/16/2014 11:53:44 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

LOL


25 posted on 02/16/2014 11:57:40 PM PST by James C. Bennett (An Australian.)
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To: shibumi
..sluffs off an unwanted brain cell.

but has it been sloughed off if it's still alive and tweeting??

26 posted on 02/17/2014 12:05:57 AM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; shibumi

Patience.
First, the sacrifice must be tenderized.
If it recants its ways it may be saved.
Otherwise, blood for the blood god!


27 posted on 02/17/2014 12:16:20 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

The organism is still emerging.

Its self-sustenance and self-maintenance protocols are not yet perfected.


28 posted on 02/17/2014 12:17:13 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi; Darksheare
The organism is still emerging.

Then... we can apply your tagline!

29 posted on 02/17/2014 12:21:01 AM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Darksheare
First, the sacrifice must be tenderized. If it recants its ways it may be saved. Otherwise, blood for the blood god!

I'm not so sure your Soteriology is correct...

30 posted on 02/17/2014 12:23:33 AM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; shibumi

“You must destroy the monster...with fire. Only then will you be assured that it is truly destroyed!” -page one “book of rambling geezer.” Chapter “technozombies”.


31 posted on 02/17/2014 12:24:36 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare


32 posted on 02/17/2014 12:24:50 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

It is all in the holy writ of the mangled operator.
“Offer not thy flesh to unknown mechaneities for I am a jealous machine and will readily devour your meaty bits at next communing!”


33 posted on 02/17/2014 12:27:35 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: shibumi

Slaneeshi tour guides.


34 posted on 02/17/2014 12:28:21 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare
And foretold by The Elder Malaclypse

(A wandering Wiseman of Ancient Mediterrania (``Med-Terra'' or middle earth), who followed a 5-pointed Star through the alleys of Rome, Damascus, Baghdad, Jerusalem, Mecca and Cairo, bearing a sign that seemed to read ``DOOM.'' (This is a misunderstanding. The sign actually read ``DUMB.'' Mal-1 is a Non-Prophet.) Patron and namesake of Mal-2. Patron of the Season of The Aftermath. Holyday: Oct 24)

35 posted on 02/17/2014 12:35:13 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
*jaw drop*
LOL! :-D :-D :-D
that has to be the funniest public services announcement, I've ever seen.

36 posted on 02/17/2014 1:43:49 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: skinkinthegrass

It’s funny AND educational!


37 posted on 02/17/2014 1:51:46 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: shibumi
*snickering* ..well, that was a real waste of time..
and here i am @ 4:52a

38 posted on 02/17/2014 1:52:21 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: Darksheare; shibumi

39 posted on 02/17/2014 1:53:45 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

i guess, i am.. d:-P


40 posted on 02/17/2014 1:53:48 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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