Nahhhh, they would never do that...
Posted on 02/18/2014 9:15:33 AM PST by BRK
JPMorgan banker jumps from Hong Kong headquarters
A 33-year-old man jumped to his death from the skyscraper roof of U.S. investment bank JPMorgan Chase & Co’s Asia headquarters on Tuesday, police said.
JP Morgan has confirmed that the man who jumped was an employee at the firm with the last name Li. He was a junior investment banker.
(Excerpt) Read more at business.financialpost.com ...
According to the official filing, Soros now owns 0.08% of JPM.
Soros is the 151st largest holder of JPM.
Not a very big stake.
P.S. Bankers don’t throw themselves out of windows. They take pills and die underneath hookers in Aruba. Diving out of windows is so 1920s - not to mention bad for business. But it’s great for impressing other bankers.
Know what I mean?
I don’t remember that the other day. He killed himself with a NAIL GUN?
I assure you that if you were thinking of taking ‘the coward’s way out’, you could find a less painful way to go than shooting yourself 8 times with a nail gun.
I will have to duckduckgo that. (try duckduckgo.com - I don’t work for them. They don’t track usage, like Bing and Google).
Yes, I question the significance of these suicides because I am secretly employed by both the Illuminati and the Masons, though I can't let either know of my relationship with the other, lest Queen Elizabeth conspire with David Rockefeller to off me, unceremoniously.
Conspiracy theories aside, can you tell me how the rate of banker suicides for the past year corresponds with the rate of banker suicides for previous years?
I think that would be a relevant statistic to help gage whether this is actually a significant trend or an internet/media inspired brouhaha.
All of a sudden it’s really important that you know this means nothing at all.
Nothing could mean less to me. I gave up trying to talk down internet conspiracy nuts back in the year 2000, when martial law was declared and society completely broke down and we returned to an pre-industrial agrarian society due to systemic computer deficiencies.
Your response is incoherent.
my apology.
"It's a big conspiracy. And if you say it isn't, you're in on the conspiracy."
I think you're actually not joking.
I would love to read an explanation of what you were trying to convey.
Nothing, if one has eyes to see but does not see...
Most times coherence eludes me. So typed what I know called interference therefore another apology.
Another thought occurred to me: what if they want to trick us into thinking that this is a conspiracy?
Nahhhh, they would never do that...
I love that one Nully, well some of ‘em anyway.
How many bankers does it take to stop the rumours about our lack of gold bullion. The truth must be worse than we know.
The Germans can't get their bullion back. How many bankers know too much and will be suicided.
Conspiracy people are just nuts. The IRS doesn’t target conservatives and the NSA doesn’t listens in to people’s conversations on their cell phone, according to the Obama administration. And these banker’s deaths are just a coincident......... Next, they’ll say Obama is a muslim or even worse, a marxist.
/sarc off!
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