Skip to comments.A Fishing Joke
Posted on 02/18/2014 11:03:48 AM PST by CGASMIA68
An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"
My wife can’t understand how men can watch two and three programs at the same time. She thought it was just me. But our youngest son has picked it up (naturally I assume) and now she is starting to see the light. It’s a man thing. WE DON’T NEED DETAILS. Lol
Thanks for the grins!
What? He didn’t want to throw his hook into Squeaky Bed Springs?
(tho these days, it's surprising she gave him that much credit)
Did you hear Chris Christie joined the GOP immediately after someone told him that GOP meant Gravy On Pancakes!
That's funny too. But I like homemade suasage gravy over big, plump, buttery biscuits and then smothered with holendaise sauce. Wrap my breakfast sausage links in a syrup soaked pancake on the side and serve it all with a 1/2 pound of bacon. Make sure you are eating with a cardiologist just in case. LOL
Three guys are out fishing in a small boat. One gets a huge hit on the line, and in the commotion and frantic reeling, falls overboard.
One of the remaining buddies says, “OMG, Tom can’t swim!” He dives in the water, and after thrashing around for a few minutes, drags him to the boat where the two hoist him in.
The rescuer begins mouth-to-mouth, but after three cycles, stops and says “damn, I don’t remember Tom’s breath being this bad.”
The other guys says “Well I don’t remember him wearing a snowmobile suit.”
My cable box DVR gives me picture in picture plus the ability to record. The only time I watch picture in picture is baseball and I want to watch a show. If I really want to watch more than one thing I record it. Actually I record ALL my favorite shows on the DVR and watch it in the daytime while I fast foreword through the commercials. The only way to watch ‘Justified’
Men want all the details, thinking how they can just make “that” instead of buying it. Besides they are envisioning how bad the one on TV is actually made and how they can do it or make it better.
Ah yes. The DVR function. I was late to that technology but have exploited the heck out of it too. It’s the only way to watch football (as long as you can maintain your “cone of silence”). Because of cable, my pic n pic function won’t work on my 2007 projection TV. But when flipping back and forth between Military Channel, History Channel and Discovery, my son and I can get all the girls to evacuate the living room. They go insane and wonder off to find another TV.
They get us back though when they watch stupid music reality shows and blast the music.
* fried in either butter or bacon grease, of course...
Grandpa, please make that frog sound.
Huh? What are you talking about?
Please make the frog sound because Grandma says after you croak we can go to Hawaii.
“Chris Christie joined the GOP immediately after someone told him that GOP meant Gravy On Pancakes!”
now that is funny. Thanks
My wife asked me once as to why I flipped up/down thru channels so fast. Told my wife that since the cable company (Comcast, in our case) keeps a record of everything anybody using their service watches, I wanted them to know that we saw all the channels. Didn’t want them to think we weren’t getting our money’s worth!
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