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A Fishing Joke

Posted on 02/18/2014 11:03:48 AM PST by CGASMIA68

An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"


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1 posted on 02/18/2014 11:03:48 AM PST by CGASMIA68
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To: t1b8zs

LOL!

My wife can’t understand how men can watch two and three programs at the same time. She thought it was just me. But our youngest son has picked it up (naturally I assume) and now she is starting to see the light. It’s a man thing. WE DON’T NEED DETAILS. Lol


2 posted on 02/18/2014 11:07:40 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
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To: t1b8zs

LOL


3 posted on 02/18/2014 11:18:08 AM PST by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: t1b8zs

(((BIG SMILE!)))

Thanks for the grins!


4 posted on 02/18/2014 11:18:27 AM PST by carriage_hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: t1b8zs

What? He didn’t want to throw his hook into Squeaky Bed Springs?


5 posted on 02/18/2014 11:20:57 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: t1b8zs

             


(tho these days, it's surprising she gave him that much credit)

6 posted on 02/18/2014 11:22:31 AM PST by tomkat
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To: t1b8zs
Was saving this one for Friday's Silly Thread.

Did you hear Chris Christie joined the GOP immediately after someone told him that GOP meant Gravy On Pancakes!

7 posted on 02/18/2014 11:27:48 AM PST by TexasCajun
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8 posted on 02/18/2014 11:31:15 AM PST by TexasCajun
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Did you hear Chris Christie joined the GOP immediately after someone told him that GOP meant Gravy On Pancakes!

That's funny too. But I like homemade suasage gravy over big, plump, buttery biscuits and then smothered with holendaise sauce. Wrap my breakfast sausage links in a syrup soaked pancake on the side and serve it all with a 1/2 pound of bacon. Make sure you are eating with a cardiologist just in case. LOL

9 posted on 02/18/2014 11:32:48 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
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To: t1b8zs

Three guys are out fishing in a small boat. One gets a huge hit on the line, and in the commotion and frantic reeling, falls overboard.

One of the remaining buddies says, “OMG, Tom can’t swim!” He dives in the water, and after thrashing around for a few minutes, drags him to the boat where the two hoist him in.

The rescuer begins mouth-to-mouth, but after three cycles, stops and says “damn, I don’t remember Tom’s breath being this bad.”

The other guys says “Well I don’t remember him wearing a snowmobile suit.”


10 posted on 02/18/2014 11:33:59 AM PST by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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To: Tenacious 1

My cable box DVR gives me picture in picture plus the ability to record. The only time I watch picture in picture is baseball and I want to watch a show. If I really want to watch more than one thing I record it. Actually I record ALL my favorite shows on the DVR and watch it in the daytime while I fast foreword through the commercials. The only way to watch ‘Justified’


11 posted on 02/18/2014 11:35:56 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Tenacious 1

Men want all the details, thinking how they can just make “that” instead of buying it. Besides they are envisioning how bad the one on TV is actually made and how they can do it or make it better.


12 posted on 02/18/2014 11:38:21 AM PST by JSteff (It was ALL about SCOTUS.. We are DOOMED for several generations. . Who cares? Dem's did and voted!)
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Ah yes. The DVR function. I was late to that technology but have exploited the heck out of it too. It’s the only way to watch football (as long as you can maintain your “cone of silence”). Because of cable, my pic n pic function won’t work on my 2007 projection TV. But when flipping back and forth between Military Channel, History Channel and Discovery, my son and I can get all the girls to evacuate the living room. They go insane and wonder off to find another TV.

They get us back though when they watch stupid music reality shows and blast the music.


13 posted on 02/18/2014 11:42:15 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
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Add a bunch of scrambled eggs* and you've got a meal!

* fried in either butter or bacon grease, of course...

14 posted on 02/18/2014 12:03:02 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: t1b8zs

Grandpa, please make that frog sound.
Huh? What are you talking about?
Please make the frog sound because Grandma says after you croak we can go to Hawaii.


15 posted on 02/18/2014 12:05:42 PM PST by JPG (Yes We Can morphs into Make It Hurt.)
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The DVR function. I was late to that technology

My "DVR function" has been replaced by a new device for playback: it's called a Chromecast.

Darn it! I hate that it comes from Google, and they're probably recording every move I make through the device, but, it just works, and I don't need a DVR when programs are available on the internet the day after the original aired.
16 posted on 02/18/2014 12:26:45 PM PST by adorno (Y)
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Cruella de Vil
17 posted on 02/18/2014 12:37:27 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: TexasCajun

“Chris Christie joined the GOP immediately after someone told him that GOP meant Gravy On Pancakes!”

now that is funny. Thanks


18 posted on 02/18/2014 12:38:09 PM PST by The_Republic_Of_Maine
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To: TexasCajun

Simpsons!


19 posted on 02/18/2014 12:41:56 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: Tenacious 1

My wife asked me once as to why I flipped up/down thru channels so fast. Told my wife that since the cable company (Comcast, in our case) keeps a record of everything anybody using their service watches, I wanted them to know that we saw all the channels. Didn’t want them to think we weren’t getting our money’s worth!


20 posted on 02/18/2014 12:47:51 PM PST by Montana_Sam (Truth lives.)
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